/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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smoke weed EVVRUDAY

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Quickly post this on /v/

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if we evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys

:)

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I should download Cosmos. I don't think I ever watched all of it. I read the book though. Carl has such a soothing voice.

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>>9381210
He's so engaging that it's actually kind of distracting.

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Does anyone have the ``Semper Fi'' pasta?

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>>9381212
i'm interested as well
explain it, atheists

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>>9381212
Hmm, cause evolution is based on your surrounding environment.

Some simply weren't in the necessary environment.

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Eh, maybe you did but I didn't evolve from a monkey you stupid atheist

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>>9381212
>>9381238
those ones are still young

its like how humans grow up

but there are still children walking around

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>>9381212
Monkeys and hominids have a common ancestor.

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>>9381243
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=semper+fi

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If evolution was right and earth was 4,5 billion years then it wouldve turned into some kind of animal right now!!

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Ape vs monkey, who would win a fight to the death ?

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>>9381301

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>>9381325

i don't know if this thread is ironic any more

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>>9381331
You mean you haven't converted to Catholicism or Eastern Orhodox yet.Grow up you dark and edgy kid./b/ is not here.

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>>9381353
Kay how bout no. When your god has violently murdered millions on his whims and is basically a Bronze Age Warlord I think I'll think Hell or Gensokyou.

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>>9381390

TROLL'D XD

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>>9381407
No i am serious.Atheism is a dark and edgy teen phase(much like the emo fad).Also religion really helps people like the ones in /jp/.I know it did me.Too bad i also fused it with my rage from 4chan and now hate all atheists.

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>>9381323
it isn't foolz

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

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>>9381390

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA

Do ya think we'll ever find it?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VS1mwEV9wA

Even if you met your waifu, she wouldn't be able to comprehend you

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>>9381435

What about Saten-san? She never hurt anyone, right?

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>>9381435
God knows how to deal with heathens i see.Nice might actually convert to some Christianity at some point of my life.

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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock, pinhead?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian."

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real, then it should be an animal now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the poor (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

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>>9381325
Pic is quite true. How can something come from nothing!

Sooo confused about the universe and stuff. /jp/ is making my brain hurt...

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>>9381435
Though it was around 62,220,500?

Also Religion is supposed to help people, it's supposed to help give them security of soul and give them something to place themselves against as they strive to become better.

Guess what, it's nothing but a tool and always has been.

How do you get a soldier to stop bitching and go on a suicide mission, you tell them there is an after life and that protecting their honor and fighting is the way.

Also don't get me started on honor and how much of a convenient tool it is as well.

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>>9381466
>An eagle named Small Government flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag
My sides.Every FUCKING TIME.
Sometimes even America is great(when its not clapping).

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>>9381475
Never join a religion vs heathens thread in /pol/ then.Trust me.

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>>9381466
>>9381301
i cum in glorious red white and blu thx 4 ur patriotism

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Edgy athiesm can go back to >>>/reddit/

We believe in a higher power here at /jp/.

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>>9381626
Some of us believe in the shorter power, though.

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>>9381212
>>9381238
Dawkins explains it here. Common ancestor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh0F4FBLJRE

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>>9381626
Is this higher power giant megacocks?

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>>9381648
What the heck? Shorter isn't the opposite of higher...

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>>9381787
it is if you dont have a erection

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>>9381443
lies
she hurt my dick with her teeth

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>>9381212
>>9381475
kill yourself filthy avatarfag