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ZUN!bar is stuck in SAO. Level: 30. Dies 2 hours in due to a fried brain.

http://en.shindanmaker.com/247584

How would you fare in SAO, /jp/?

>> No.9385379

Schlomo goldstein is stuck in SAO. Level: 43. Dies 5 months in after accidentally using the wrong skill.

>> No.9385388

zun!bar is stuck in SAO. Level: 51. Dies half a year in as a sacrifice for party members.

R.I.P Pieces ZUN!bar

>> No.9385389

Jones is stuck in SAO. Level: 2. Survives till the end of the game!

Crafty Jew

>> No.9385384

>Shitposter is stuck in SAO. Level: 10. Survives till the end of the game!

>> No.9385390

>>9385375
>How would you fare in SAO, /jp/?
I'd hack the shit outta it. Then find the creator, kill him and fuck the body.

>> No.9385394

sparky is stuck in SAO. Level: 2. Dies 2 hours in due to a fried brain.

wwww

>> No.9385396

>>9385384
So lazy~

>> No.9385397

>truNEET is stuck in SAO. Level: 13. Dies 9 months in as a sacrifice for party members.

>> No.9385399

>>9385375
How did ZUN!bar get so far in so little time?

>> No.9385402

Zegy is stuck in SAO. Level: 60. Dies 5 days in due to crappy party members.
fuug

>> No.9385403

takeiteasy is stuck in SAO. Level: 43. Survives till the end of the game!

>> No.9385404

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti is stuck in SAO. Level: 3. Dies 2 days in after falling off a cliff.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.9385406

>>9385404
Why didn't he just fly away?

>> No.9385407

>>9385399
Grinding skills from Korean MMO

>> No.9385412

>Sudo is stuck in SAO. Level: 3. Dies 18 months in due to PK.

he he

>> No.9385415

>>9385406
yeah, Japanese bird is stupid!

>> No.9385419

>Level: 52. Dies 13 months in during a boss fight.
I want to believe I gave my life protecting one of these /jp/ers that made it to the end.

>> No.9385420

Pig Lord Sudo is stuck in SAO. Level: 69. Dies 2 days in while killing mobs.

>> No.9385423
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9385423

Thanks a lot you fucking retards.

>> No.9385429

>>9385423
Oops, I'm a retard too.

>CurryButt is stuck in SAO. Level: 2. Dies 15 months in due to crappy party members.

>> No.9385430

/jp/ is stuck in SAO. Level: 3. Dies 18 months in due to crappy party members.

>> No.9385431
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Bawson is stuck in SAO. Level: 72. Dies 18 months in during a boss fight.

Why is SAO so shitty?

>> No.9385432

>>9385423
Filtered.
Rude sage

>> No.9385445

>>9385406
Fun answer: dunno.

Real, boring answer: because this thing is a MOTD-spitter program that uses the name you enter as a random number.

>> No.9385446
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Reimu is stuck in SAO. Level: 63. Survives till the end of the game!

>> No.9385449

Hotglue is stuck in SAO. Level: 20. Dies 18 months in during a boss fight.

>> No.9385451

hikkineet is stuck in SAO. Level: 26. Dies 5 days in due to crappy party members.

:-(

>> No.9385474
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9385474

Wriggle is stuck in SAO. Level: 99. Dies 5 months in as a sacrifice for party members.

Firefly strong as fuck

>> No.9385561

Reisen's Husbando is stuck in SAO. Level: 10. Dies 20 months in due to crappy party members.

Reisens Husbando is stuck in SAO. Level: 22. Dies 5 days in due to crappy party members.

Reisen's Husband is stuck in SAO. Level: 3. Dies 3 days in after falling off a cliff.

Reisens Husband is stuck in SAO. Level: 44. Survives till the end of the game!

It takes three fuckin' alts for me to survive. I'm so glad I made those alts to begin with. Though I have to say, that ditzy-ass tank bitch is the ONLY reason I died at Lv. 3 on my third character.

>> No.9385577

Sanae is stuck in SAO. Level: 61. Dies 3 hours in due to a fried brain.

>> No.9385607

>>9385429
>>Dies 15 months in due to crappy party members.
This is why I never play MMOs

>> No.9385661

>>9385607
Should have soloed.

>> No.9385706

jaypee is stuck in SAO. Level: 46. Dies 2 years in due to PK.

>> No.9385777

Dan Akyroyd is stuck in SAO. Level: 1. Dies 1 year in due to crappy party members.

>Get a load of this guy.

>> No.9385841

>Lu Bu is stuck in SAO. Level: 8. Survives till the end of the game!

Because Ancient China's strongest badass.

>> No.9385875

>>9385561
Fuckin' hell dude, are you really married to raisin. Shes my favrite animoo character.

>> No.9385914
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9385914

>>9385423
>>9385429

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>>9385875

Ja, just open portal to Gensokyo and BAM! I'm suddenly married to best 2hu. Best life evar.

>> No.9385956

>autism is stuck in SAO. Level: 99. Dies 1 month in after falling off a cliff.
/e/p/i/c/

>> No.9385959
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9385959

Ran is stuck in SAO. Level: 14. Dies 9 months in after falling off a cliff

>> No.9385973

>>9385948
>open portal to Gensokyo and BAM!
I sure hope that was intentional, because you'd be a funny chap.

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9385983

ZUN is stuck in SAO. Level: 14. Dies half a year in after accidentally using the wrong skill.

>> No.9386011

>>9385983
Shouldn't have been drinking and grinding.

>> No.9386330

Mitt Romney is stuck in SAO. Level: 20. Dies 9 months in due to crappy party members.

>> No.9386368

>>9385429
>/jp/ is stuck in SAO. Level: 3. Dies 18 months in due to crappy party members.
Don't blame us, you faggot.

>> No.9386402

>>9385375
I'd do whatever I had to do to save ZUN!bar.

>> No.9386444

>>9386402
>Y10NRDY is stuck in SAO. Level: 65. Dies 5 months in due to PK.

>> No.9386445

White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ is stuck in SAO. Level: 5. Dies 3 months in due to PK.

>> No.9386460
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homu is stuck in SAO. Level: 46. Dies half a year in due to crappy party members.

>> No.9386486

>>9385423
>>9385429
Check out this nerd.

>> No.9386492

>>9385412
>>9386444
>>9386445
/jp/ is brutal

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>>9386460

homu

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BOOF is stuck in SAO. Level: 35. Dies half a year in while killing mobs.

>> No.9386522

Zezima is stuck in SAO. Level: 17. Dies 2 months in after falling off a cliff.

Impossible! Zezima is supposed to get 99 in all stats!

>> No.9386795
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Youmu The Softest is stuck in SAO. Level: 90. Survives till the end of the game!

>> No.9386821

RichterBALLmont is stuck in SAO. Level: 26. Dies 1 year in as a sacrifice for party members.

Well that sure sounds like me alright.

>> No.9386824

big stinky fuck cock is stuck in SAO. Level: 18. Dies 1 day in while killing mobs

>> No.9386825

Skirt is stuck in SAO. Level: 23. Survives till the end of the game!

Hell fuckin yeah get wrekt kid

>> No.9386840

Nigger is stuck in SAO. Level: 6. Dies 1 hour in due to a fried brain.

>> No.9386861

>moot is stuck in SAO. Level: 20. Dies 20 months in as a sacrifice for party members.

How telling.

>> No.9386856

driftingcocks is stuck in SAO. Level: 77. Dies 9 months in due to crappy party members.

>> No.9386864

NSJ is stuck in SAO. Level: 64. Dies half a year in after accidentally using the wrong skill.

>> No.9386895
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9386895

Shiki is stuck in SAO. Level: 43. Survives till the end of the game!

>> No.9387683

mikan is stuck in SAO. Level: 61. Dies 2 years in during a boss fight.

>> No.9387875
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9387875

/a/ is stuck in SAO. Level: 1. Dies 2 hours in due to a fried brain.

/v/ is stuck in SAO. Level: 28. Survives till the end of the game!

/tg/ is stuck in SAO. Level: 80. Dies 5 days in while killing mobs.

/k/ is stuck in SAO. Level: 31. Dies 1 year in after accidentally using the wrong skill.

>> No.9387900
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9387900

Saten is stuck in SAO. Level: 6. Dies 9 months in after accidentally using the wrong skill.

>> No.9387910

Karl-Heinz is stuck in SAO. Level: 2. Dies 9 months in due to PK.

How did I only get to level 2 after 9 months?

>> No.9387926

>Your EXO husband
http://en.shindanmaker.com/241034

Anonymous, you marry Kris and have 24 kids together.
Holy shit i am a slut.

>> No.9387935

>adolf hitler is stuck in SAO. Level: 88. Dies 2 days in after falling off a cliff.
>Level 88
>88

SIEG HEIL!

>> No.9387942

>>9387935
Dude, not around AoG.

>> No.9387954

>>9387910
>1 Level in 9 Months
You disappoint the fuhrer
>>9387935
>88 Levels in two days.

>> No.9387997
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9387997

japanese dolphin firing shotgun is stuck in SAO. Level: 28. Survives till the end of the game!

>> No.9388025
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9388025

Kircheis is stuck in SAO. Level: 2. Survives till the end of the game!

>> No.9388037

>>9388025
Son of a bitch.

>> No.9388054

is stuck in SAO. Level: 1. Dies 9 months in due to crappy party members.

rip

>> No.9388063

my mom is stuck in SAO. Level: 63. Dies 5 months in due to crappy party members.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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