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9406145 No.9406145 [Reply] [Original]

how is /jp/ preparing for the game(s) tomorrow ?!

we'll have to f**ck up /tg/ if we're going to advance

>> No.9406149

Nice
Epic
I like it

>> No.9406152

It's a scam, no one cares about this shit.

>> No.9406164

>>9406152
I care ;_;

>> No.9406158

>>9406149
>>9406152
What is it that you're frustrated about?

>> No.9406160

I'm ok with it, however I don't like the people it brings into the board.

>> No.9406172

>>9406160
It's a good thing /v/ and /a/ got eliminated, then. No, not just good. I think that single-handedly saved /jp/.

>> No.9406175

/tg/ is good people, however this shitty soccer video game and everybody involved should get stabbed.

>> No.9406176

Who gives a shit.

>> No.9406185 [DELETED] 

>>9406182
>>>/tg/

>> No.9406179

>>9406160
People will come from other boards no matter what.

>> No.9406181

>>9406158
/sp/ is earning money from all the massive site access on their stream.
No one on 4chan is actively participating in this shit, it's all planted, forced hype.

>> No.9406182

>>9406175
I have a problem with the fact that /jp/ is facing /tg/ in the elimination round. They are probably my second favorite board.

>> No.9406186

>>9406175
>>9406176
>>9406181
What is it that you're frustrated about?

>> No.9406188

>>9406185
Stop pretending that you only visit /jp/, homolord.

>> No.9406190 [DELETED] 

>>9406172
I much prefer them over boards that have nothing to do with Japanese media at all.

>> No.9406198

>>9406190
Reported.
Filtered.
Sageru.

>> No.9406199

/jp/ scams/conspiracies/tinfoil hat general

>> No.9406203

>>9406190
/vee/ has barely anything to do with japan anymore. Well unless you count the new Resident Evil and DmC as Japanese event though they are outsourced to the west.

>> No.9406211

>>9406203
The further back you go in its history, the more Japanese things it has. It has been overrun with western normals now, though.

>> No.9406213

>>9406186
Because this isn't any better than your usual shitpost.

>> No.9406214

>>9406182
I respect them, and would rather lose to no one else.

>> No.9406223

>>9406213
What is it that you're frustrated about?

>> No.9406224

Looking forward to get out of /jp/ with a stroke of sage and autism

>> No.9406259

I like the part where they changed the brackets to make /sp/ avoid humiliation.
Money-making scams and fixed games, just like real football.

>> No.9406279
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9406279

Touhou Soccer will lead us to victory!

>> No.9406292

You'll lose because all your strikers are in purple condition, oh wait that was /a/.

>> No.9406300 [DELETED] 

>>9406292
What does that mean? Did they have a bunch of Nanoha characters on their team?

>> No.9406316

I'm lining up a lot of things to do once the thread gets made, because I won't be able to stand being here.

>> No.9406326
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9406326

Welp, looks like The DM still thinks the match is against /co/.

Fuck

>> No.9406327

>>9406300
If they have a purple arrow thing pointing down, the player will get their stats reduced by a percentage. The lower the arrow points, the worse the penalty, with lowest being purple.

>> No.9406331

>>9406300
Condition is randomly assigned to players at the beginning to simulate I dunno injuries piling up? Whatever.
Purple being the Basement and Gold being top with Green being normal top.

>> No.9406342

/jp/ shouldn't have a manager. The results were better when there was none and it fits with most of /jp/ not caring.

I even made a Skype account and added the guy organising this on monday to tell him to drop that guy, but since then I've been to scared to log in.

>> No.9406373

>>9406342
I'd agree about it if the conditions weren't random.
Sadly you need at least one guy to put the red/yellow players instead of the blue/purple ones. Well I guess it won't matter if all the top players are purple like during /jp/'s last match, since then there'll be no way to win with or without a manager.

>> No.9406383

>>9406164

Fuck off with ur spoilers

>> No.9406390

How are the people spamming this not gotten banned yet? Does the mod team care that little about the rules? Is meme-spouting retardation suddenly okay now? And /a/ and /v/ got eliminated? That's no good news, they'll be flooding our board because they'll still watch this badly disguised scam.

>> No.9406393

>>9406373
Pretty sure the AI manager does that along with substitutions.

>> No.9406398

>>9406390
Why so mad?

>> No.9406400

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9370495

>> No.9406404

>>9406398
Because the fact your scam is so popular speaks volumes about what 4chan has become.

>> No.9406407

>>9406404
What is it that you're frustrated about?

>> No.9406411

>>9406404
It's not really a scam since there is no money being made.

>> No.9406419

>>9406411
And to add on, no money being stolen.

>> No.9406421

>>9406342
>>9406373

Work has been done and is being done. Keep calm and take it easy.

>> No.9406424
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9406424

What if we actually beat /tg/ tomorrow? That means Saturday it will be /jp/ vs /m/.

/JP/ vs /M/

After how amazing the /a/ vs /m/ game was last week, I'd flip my shit to see this.

>> No.9406492

>>9406424

Actually, it looks like the /m/ game would be two hours later.

>> No.9406512

Don't we still have that random retard manager?

>> No.9406517

>>9406512
Yes. He's probably going to make us lose.

>> No.9406542

>>9406537
Then we lose.

>> No.9406543

I hope we lose. I don't wanna see this shit again.

>> No.9406537

What if the manager is a spy trying to make us lose?!

>> No.9406555

What exactly is this? How does it work?

The guy who keeps saying it's a "scam" made me think money was even involved, but it seems otherwise.

>> No.9406564

>>9406543
>>9406555
What is it that you're frustrated about?

>> No.9406574

>>9406512
>>9406517
>>9406537
>>9406542

>>9406421


>>9406555

Last year, some dudes on /sp/ started a cross-board AI vs. AI soccer tournament, where everyone could watch their favorite board's memes and in-jokes go at each other.

There is no money involved in this, because any ad revenue this generates (which probably isn't any) goes to LiveStream and not anyone involved in the tournament.

>> No.9406570

>>9406564
I'm not frustrated about anything. I'm just asking a question.

>> No.9406575

>>9406542
You dishonour /jp/, commit seppuku faggot.

>> No.9406578

>>9406570
http://barrel-ro11.com/about/
This explains everything, mostly.

>> No.9406758

OTAKU STRONG

>> No.9406767

>>9406758
Fuck off back to whatever board you came from.

>> No.9406790

>>9406767
What is it that you're frustrated about?

>> No.9406795

I couldn't get the 4chan cup save to work on PES. I wonder why.

>> No.9406848

God damn who gives a fucking shit.

>> No.9406840
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9406840

>>9406795
Cause you didn't follow the instructions, obviously.

>1.06 patch
http://www.gamefront.com/files/21618091/PES2012Patch106.zip

1) Do not install datapack in game, instead download at http://www.gamefront.com/files/21617380/datapack_4.00.rar

2) Copypasta the dt0f.img to your Drive:\...\KONAMI\Pro Evolution Soccer 2012\img

3) Download the PES Editor http://www.mediafire.com/?9r90bzxwgd67wg9

4) Open the PES Editor (PIC RELATED) and open your save file (EDIT.bin located in Documents\KONAMI\Pro Evolution Soccer 2012\save)

5) Go to file -> Change DLC Version -> 4.00 and press Change (YOU MUST PRESS CHANGE OR NOTHING WILL HAPPEN)

6) Go to file -> Change EXE Version -> 1.06 and press Change

7) SAVE!

8) Start the game

>> No.9406870

Epic win op!!!!!!

>> No.9406886

>>9406840

You're right. I didn't even know there were instructions like that.

Thanks.

>> No.9406887

Is shitty manager fired yet? We should be managerless.

>> No.9406891

>>9406848

Obviously people give a shit, turbonerd

>> No.9406900

>>9406887
Suppah Tenko seems to be helping him

>> No.9406928

Is the manager making strategy changes?
I like our old counter-attacking style, even if it's pretty weak against strong defensive teams.

>> No.9406939

>>9406928
Manager is Tokiko.

>> No.9406962

Just put all our players in defense. That'll work.

>> No.9406993

Why don't we just have a hisoutensoku tournament or something so people will actually care?

>> No.9407026

>>9406993 hisoutensoku
Even a MUGEN tournament would be more fun.

>> No.9407399

Sage hasn't been as impressive as he was last tournament. I'm hoping that he'll bring out his true quality against /tg/.

>> No.9407400

Get the fuck out

>> No.9407402

>>9407399
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhOjrRo9Is

>> No.9407406

LEAVE

YOU

ARE

NOT

WANTED

HERE

>> No.9407409

>>9407026
Pretty much anything but shitty sports games is fine.

>> No.9407412

People still care about this ?

>> No.9407421

>>9406326
judging by this pic i understand why there was a raid on /jp/, /v/ isn't even in. /sp/ is not fast compared to /v/ when it come to raid

>> No.9407424

Why don't you nerds take your own advice and take it easy?

>> No.9407429

I don't know or care what this is about, but if /jp/ is winning I will be waving my little flag over here.

>> No.9407431

>>9407424
I have better advice asshole. Stop forcing your fucking rancid shit on us.

>> No.9407443

>>9407431
>us
i'v been here longer that you honey ;D

>> No.9407447 [DELETED] 

Why the fuck is some outsider our manager?
He doesn't even browse /jp/

I want !bar for manager instead

>> No.9407446

>>9407443
Shut up nerd I will hack you.

>> No.9407452

The fuck is this?

>> No.9407462

Damn /jp/, why you always got to be so hostile.

>> No.9407467 [DELETED] 
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9407467

The question is,
why is NSJ so deliberately ignoring those threads?

>> No.9407478

>>9407467

/jp/ isn't unique in that regard. 4chan Cup threads are getting tacit mod/janitor approval on most, if not all, participating boards.

The thread from when we lost to /co/ only really got deleted because it blew up into a full-fledged raid.

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9407482

Oh boy, I can't wait for these threads to go away

>> No.9407488

>>9407467
NSJ?

We don't have janitors anymore.

>> No.9407489 [DELETED] 

>>9407482
I wish we could petition to have /jp/ drop out of the tournaments forever

Aren't there boards that aren't in there?

>> No.9407491 [DELETED] 

I can't believe we're still in the fucking tournament, can we get a new manager that understands anything about /jp/? We don't want to participate, but we're forced to because one faggot thought taking our name would be fun, and now we get spammed with shitty threads. Given there's basically no way to quit, as some other cocklord will just go "hurr I want to be the new /jp/ manager, I've spent a day lurking and know all the hot meems", we need a manager who aims to make our team as boring as possible, to fail at the earliest possible opportunity to keep these threads to an absolute minimum.

Well, all this could be solved by competent fucking moderation, but that's never going to happen on /jp/.

>> No.9407512

>>9407491
Why are you so frustrated at something so silly?

Go do something better with your life.

>> No.9407516

>>9407489
They are getting pulled into it no matter what. All the teams seem to be managed by /sp/ posters, too.

>> No.9407571

This frustrated guy is as bad as spamming u mad over and over again.

Better question, why don't you watch real sports?

>> No.9407631

>>9406848
>>9406870
>>9406993
>>9407026
>>9407400
>>9407406
>>9407409
>>9407412
>>9407431
>>9407482
>>9407489
>>9407491
What is it that you're frustrated about?

>> No.9407642

I am having a lot of fun

I mean, is it bad to have fun with the other boards?

>> No.9407644 [DELETED] 

>>9407642
They might discover our secret club.

>> No.9407646

>>9407642
People might come and make a thread in /jp/ because of it. That's 0.67% of high valuable /jp/ real estate that will be colonized by horrible plebeians, who will ruin the entire board by their very presence.

>> No.9407645

>>9407571
the funny thing is that he's clearly the mad one, as each person is only making one or two critical posts whereas he's wasted his own time making 10+

>>9407642
>>9407644
please take your scam elsewhere

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9407647

>>9406145
What happened jp? are we back to normal yet?

>> No.9407649 [DELETED] 

/jp/ - Subhuman Culture

>> No.9407650

>>9407646
I'll take crossboarders over the shitposting irc-circlejerking brigade we have. At least the crossboarders leave after they shitpost.

>> No.9407651
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9407651

GO GO GO /jp/

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>> No.9407668 [DELETED] 

>>9407662
Amazing

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9407691

>>9407662
I think I'll take the more reputable source.

>> No.9407701

>>9407691
I thought it said the Daily Bulge

>> No.9407703

Cross board shit is disgusting, you are as bad as the people who draw boards personified.

>> No.9407740
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9407740

大和魂の黎明!目覚めよ/jp/!

>> No.9407757
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9407757

>>9407491
>>9407649

>> No.9407764

>>9407703

yukkuri shiteitte ne

>> No.9407802

Who is the /jp/ manager anyway and what are the current formations/tactics.

>> No.9407886

>>9407802
Its probably NSJ.

>> No.9407933

>>9407886
I guess I should expect half the players to just suddenly disappear next game then.

>> No.9410057
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9410057

Match against /tg/ in about half an hour. Show your japanese spirit/pester Doogie about being a shit manager. #4chanCup @ Rizon

>> No.9410072

Do you think we got a chance to beat /tg/ then /m/?

I mean /m/'s got GUNDAM. Can we even stop slow it down?

>> No.9410081

>>9410072
Doesn't /tg/ have emperor? You guys are fucked!

>> No.9410078

rev up those vuvuzelas

>> No.9410083

>>9410057
tell him have a 3 man defense with everyone else up-field for an all out attack

>> No.9410087

Delete this shit

>> No.9410095
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9410095

link?
and who is this guy?
he's not from jp?
IRL Manager Doogie_ !!IdTmTK73Akq

>> No.9410096

>>9410081
Emperor's on the bench. The one we have to worry about is Doomrider and Creed.

http://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=/tg/_Roster
Top ones of each are their starters

>> No.9410098

>>9410095
Moetron for manager!!

>> No.9410100

>Reimu
>SuckMyCockDude
>Saten
>WhoRUQuoting?
>fucking Mugen of all things

Wow, what a great line-up. You couldn't do worse even if you tried.

>>9410095
Fuck off.

>> No.9410101

>>9410095
http://www.livestream.com/barrel_roll Starts in half an hour

>> No.9410104

CC99FF - /jp/ chat color

>> No.9410109

>>9410100
It's funny because it was a community effort. You've shown off your green in more ways than one.

>> No.9410110

>>9410109
More like few shitposters decided /jp/s roster.

>> No.9410114

>>9410110
There were over 40 unique votes. That's the majority of the board population, newfriend.

>> No.9410116

Yeah right NSJ delete my posts asking why you don't delete this thread

Fuck you

>> No.9410118

>>9410114
Accusing others of"newfaggotry' is is always a good way to show much of a true neet epic shitposter you are

>> No.9410119
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9410119

These threads always attract the worst kinds of people..

>> No.9410120

>>9410114
There was no voting you faggot. One guy came in one day and asked about the teams and some idiot posted this roster which the other one took for granted.

>> No.9410141

I reported this thread but it hasn't been deleted.

Why?.

>> No.9410146

>>9410120
You're wrong. How does it feel?

>> No.9410147

>>9410141
Because /jp/'s gonna beat /tg/ and win it all

>> No.9410153

Is shitty manager fired yet?

>> No.9410158

>>9410146
Feels like you have no arguments to back up your claims.

>> No.9410159

>>9410147
Or an embarrassing defeat because rigged.

>> No.9410160

Its time

>> No.9410162

Chat when they shutdown stream's
http://barrel-roll.chatango.com/

>> No.9410165

time to pwn noobs

>> No.9410166
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9410166

where is the streamer from?
he has a heripdy derpity accent

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>> No.9410168

>>9410159
You mean out coach doesn't give a shit and doesn't give half the effort of /m/ or /sp/

>> No.9410172

>>9410158
How do you argue about something that happened? Are you autistic? If you want to make an erroneous claim go search the archive for yourself, sperglord.

>> No.9410176

>>9410172
I don't need you because I read the thread when the guy came in and asked about our roster you turbonerd. You're the one that needs to do research.

>> No.9410180

>>9410166
That's Germanbro. He's German

Time to wait a little more. Let's get hype!

>> No.9410181

So one of the thread was deleted, wasn't this one deleted too?

You, mod allowing this, are the reason why board like /m/ and /tg/ have turned to shit.

>> No.9410182

>>9410166
Streamer is German
Fancy guy is some euro
Faggot is USA
Accent is Argentina
Walrus is USA

>> No.9410183

>>9410176
I voted in the survey. Intellectual checkmate.

>> No.9410184

So is there any way for us to tell /sp/ that we don't want to be a part of their crossboard bullshit? They just disregard anyone who doesn't like this as a troll or fun hater, and use it as an excuse to keep spamming all the boards. Hell, if we had a decent mod/janitor, we could keep these threads out.

>> No.9410185

/u/ got HomuHomu? Fuck she is one of us.

>> No.9410187

>>9410181
Daaaaaaamn, you told us dude.

>> No.9410191

>>9410183
The roster doesn't represent the actual board and there was no survey to begin with.

>> No.9410192 [DELETED] 

>>9410184
Majority rules

>> No.9410198

>>9410184
You're going to have to surrender to the normals' way of doing things for your entire life unless you kill yourself. See: working, etc.

>> No.9410200

>>9410192
But the majority of /jp/ doesn't want this shit on the board. Unless you mean proving that to /sp/, which is fucking impossible. They can't entertain the idea that some people might not enjoy boring AI vs AI football.

>> No.9410210

>>9410191
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8335196#p8335995
lol

>> No.9410213

Why are our players some meme spewing garbage? Where's hoop dog or aikido master?

>> No.9410214

Report as illegal content. Deletes after 5, if I remember correctly.

>> No.9410219

>>9410210
Bwahahahah

Holy sh*t,

>>9410184
>>9410191
>>9410200
>>9410214

are those people who just came to the board but are trying to be cool and fit in so they take the elitism seriously. Nice. Good job guys.

>> No.9410222 [DELETED] 

>>9410213
Those are memes as well, you realize?

>> No.9410223

>>9410210

I remember that thread,
didn't think this thing is gonna become this big, I thought the idea would die off or something

I don't like it

>> No.9410227

>>9410200
I don't think they can entertain the idea that some people might not enjoy football, period.

Someone should make a Mugen tournament for them and spam it all over that silly board of theirs.

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9410228

holy fuck whats with all the sages

ive never been to /jp/ but wow are you guys fun haters.

anyway enjoy the soccer match

>> No.9410230

>>9410219
Coming here while samefagging in your shitty thread while pretending that you are actually from here won't help you, you are just too obvious

>> No.9410233

>>9410228
Nah, we're just better than you, kid.

>> No.9410234

>>9410230
I respect you as a person!

>> No.9410237 [DELETED] 

>>9410230
Nice ZUN!bar tier paranoia

>> No.9410242

>>9410222
They were created shortly after the board was made. It certainly adds more personality than SuckMyCockDude which is just a recent garbage.

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9410243

>>9410228
Please learn what sage means before you say dumb things.

>> No.9410244

>>9410230
Stay sadlife, nerd.

>> No.9410252

If you don't like the names, make a list of names with their description that you would like to see on the roster.

>> No.9410254

>>9410243
>>9410233

I can feel all your bitterness and asshurtery, its quite incredible

>> No.9410255

>>9410243
Please stop posting reaction images from overrated shows.

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>> No.9410263 [DELETED] 

>>9410255
Leave Mediator-san alone!

>> No.9410264

>>9410252
I would like to see no /jp/ roster.

>> No.9410268

>>9410252
They're already there on the /jp/ talk page.

>> No.9410270

>>9410252
Can't we opt out?
I want to opt out of this thing

>> No.9410271

>>9410254
Nah, we're just better than you, kid.

>> No.9410273

polite saging is bullshit, so you know

>> No.9410278

>>9410264
This. We need an actual vote beforehand, but if /sp/ catches wind of it they'll just spam the poll.

>> No.9410281

>>9410270
No. It's too late.

>> No.9410290

>>9410270
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8335196

Please consult this thread for further information!

>> No.9410287

>>9410273
ur mom is bullshit buttcommander

>> No.9410288 [DELETED] 

So who is winning?

>> No.9410300

>>9410213
>>9410100
Who gives a shit.
Please leave.

>> No.9410301

>>9410288
Who cares? I wish we got knocked out in the first round so we wouldn't have to deal with these shitty threads. It doesn't help that they're always on the front page thanks to crossboarders that don't understand the concept of sage.

>> No.9410303

Man this shit is retarded

>> No.9410308

>>9410288
/trv/

>> No.9410309 [DELETED] 

>>9410301
What does that have to do with my question? Pipe down buddy.

>> No.9410310

>2007
>walk into anime club
>ask female weeaboo landwhale where the moe anime dvds are
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please tell me where the lucky star dvds are right now"
>"I don't know what kind of anime that is :P XD. Is it related to Naruto or Bleach?? XD?
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"lucky star please waifu kagamin moe please"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the landwhale's chair
>she's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "MOE PLEASE LUCKY KONATA WAIFU PLEASE MOE DVD STAR"
>Landwhale is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>she tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Landwhale has died from lack of oxygen, her body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

>> No.9410312

I am SO frustrated, thus, I will now into samefagging this thread with my frustration! I will make it even more convincing by the sageru of my posts!

>> No.9410315

>>9410310
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9410318 [DELETED] 

Install 4watch for this thread if you want to enhance the autism experience.

>> No.9410319

How is everyone getting ready for the match?

>> No.9410321

>>9410315
Apparently a lot of people

>> No.9410323 [DELETED] 

>>9410319
I've got a nice big glass of ice tea mixed with lemonade. A+

>> No.9410326

>>9410323
Awesome.

>> No.9410327

What's with the downvotes and upvotes in this thread? You mad, fag?

>> No.9410336

I seriously hope ``we'" will lose so I won't have to see this shit on the frontpage.

>> No.9410332

Ha ha ha, i love /h/'s flag

>> No.9410337

>>9410319
I got my nachos ready, and I've invited some buddies round to watch the stream on my big TV. None of them understand /jp/ like I do, so it should be fun to be the only one supporting team AUTISM lol!
>get out of /jp/
>who are u quoting?
>#YOLO
Best board REPRESENT!

>> No.9410338

>>9410332

>> No.9410343

I can't watch the stream, my internet is shit.

>> No.9410356

>>9410336
It's not like it's any worse than the usual front page threads.

>> No.9410365

>>9410356
Good point, why don't shitposters act all passive aggressive in this shitthread instead?

>> No.9410367

I'm an Alpha male /jp/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

>> No.9410374

>>9410356

"There's shit on /jp/ so obviously more shit isn't a problem" - Anonymous

"Why is /jp/ so shitty" - Anonymous

>> No.9410384

Hello! I posted about this problem of mine last night. Unfortunately, most of what I got were troll comments or people getting angry over silly things.

Anyway, here's my dilemma...I'm a hardcore gamer. I love videogames. They're important to me. If I'm not working, then I'm probably playing videogames. So, it's only natural that this would be a real selling point for any potential relationship interest.

My boyfriend is a horrible casual gamer. He owns no HD consoles and refuses to play anything that isn't old-as-dirt, horribly gimmicky, or just retro/hipster/kiddy garbage. He has a Wii, a PS2, a Nintendo DS, and a heaping mountain of old stuff he's packratted from the 80's and 90's....or, he DID have those things.

I finally followed my own advice. He's been off visiting his family because of some accident his sister had for the past few days and he's due home tonight. While he's been away, I've taken the liberty of selling a ton of the stuff he could never bring himself to part with and buying him something actually worth his time.

>> No.9410390

>>9410384
I was quick to find a buyer. A local pawn shop eats things like this up, so they were happy to have me as a seller. Here's

what my transactions have been like.

I sold: An NES + all of his NES cartridges, SNES + cartridges, Genesis + Cartridges, Genesis + games, Dreamcast (Didn't

sell the games though. They were all burned onto disc, so they wouldn't take them), Virtual Boy + single game (Wario), PS2

+ a fucking MOUNTAIN of old PS2 and PS1 games, and his Wii + all Wii and Gamecube titles. I didn't sell the DS...but

that's only because he took it on the trip with him. All in all, the consoles + over 100 combined games netted me about

500 dollars.

As a surprise when he gets back, I bought him a new 250 GB PS3! Yeah yeah, 'nogaems'...but it makes sense. I own a 360,

after all...so now we can share everything, since he finally has something worthwhile.

I was planning to get him FFXIII and Modern Warfare 2...but since I have those already, I decided to stick to exclusives

or things I don't already own. Before he left, I subtly asked him if he'd ever play any PS3 games at all. He said he was

actually interested in 3D Dot Game Heroes, so I got him that. Seems kinda 'hipster-y', but it's a start. On top of that, I

also got him MAG. He doesn't seem to like FPS games, but he'll get used to them.

Anyway, I set everything up in the living room. He should be back within the hour. You think he'll like it and finally

start to appreciate gaming as a modern form of entertainment?

>> No.9410395

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

>> No.9410399

Has it started yet?

>> No.9410400

Can someone tell me something about Aikido?

>> No.9410402
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9410402

頑張ってね /jp/!

>> No.9410403

>>9410384
>>9410390
>>9410395
Autism spamming instead of scoring goals.

>>9410399
Not yet.

>> No.9410406

>>9410402
I really like this picture. Do I have your permission to save it?

>> No.9410409

>>9410400
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

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>> No.9410429

>>9410406

Go ahead!

>> No.9410433
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9410433

Touhou 13.5 confirmed for actual football game.

>> No.9410434

It occured to me that there are a number of people in my Aikido past who've had a marked effect on the direction my training has taken. Indeed without some of these people, I might not even be still practicing Aikido.

Now, it's no surprise to anyone, and in some sense uninteresting, when we say "my Aikido was inspired by {O Sensei, Tohei sensei, SaitO Sensei, Saotome sensei, ...}" because most of us know (or at least know of) these people and are quite conversant with their contribution to the art - even if we wouldn't always agree on all aspects of their worth :-).

What I'm thinking of are the "little people" that no one outside the local dojo is ever likely to have come across but who, in some way or another, have had a real effect on your practice. It seems to me that we have a number of people on this list, ranging from decades to days in the art, who cover a wide range of dojo, and that this is the only medium where this kind of "inspirational person" is ever likely to be discussed. I always find this hearing stories of this kind helps to stoke my flame, as it were, and maybe some others here feel the same [or maybe it's just that I'm not interested in Tattoos and am looking for more interesting reading material :-)].

For me personally, there are a number of people who fit into this category, so I'll give an example from my own experience to show you the kind of thing I had in mind.

>> No.9410436

>>9410433
I'M OKAY WITH THIS!

>> No.9410441

>>9410409
Aikido (合気道 Aikidō?) is a Japanese martial art developed by Morihei Ueshiba as a synthesis of his martial studies, philosophy, and religious beliefs. Aikido is often translated as "the Way of unifying (with) life energy"[1] or as "the Way of harmonious spirit."[2] Ueshiba's goal was to create an art that practitioners could use to defend themselves while also protecting their attacker from injury.[3][4]

Aikido is performed by blending with the motion of the attacker and redirecting the force of the attack rather than opposing it head-on. This requires very little physical strength, as the aikidōka (aikido practitioner) "leads" the attacker's momentum using entering and turning movements. The techniques are completed with various throws or joint locks.[5]

>> No.9410444

>>9410441
Aikido derives mainly from the martial art of Daitō-ryū Aiki-jūjutsu, but began to diverge from it in the late 1920s, partly due to Ueshiba's involvement with the Ōmoto-kyō religion. Ueshiba's early students' documents bear the term aiki-jūjutsu.[6]

Ueshiba's senior students have different approaches to aikido, depending partly on when they studied with him. Today aikido is found all over the world in a number of styles, with broad ranges of interpretation and emphasis. However, they all share techniques learned from Ueshiba and most have concern for the well-being of the attacker.

>> No.9410450

>>9410444
Aikido was created by Morihei Ueshiba (植芝 盛平 Ueshiba Morihei, 14 December 1883 – 26 April 1969), referred to by some aikido practitioners as Ōsensei ("Great Teacher").[8] Ueshiba envisioned aikido not only as the synthesis of his martial training, but as an expression of his personal philosophy of universal peace and reconciliation. During Ueshiba's lifetime and continuing today, aikido has evolved from the Aiki that Ueshiba studied into a wide variety of expressions by martial artists throughout the world.[5]

>> No.9410447

>>9410444
The word "aikido" is formed of three kanji:

合 – ai – joining, unifying, combining, fit
気 – ki – spirit, energy, mood, morale
道 – dō – way, path

The term "aiki" does not readily appear in the Japanese language outside the scope of Budo. This has led to many possible interpretations of the word. 合 is mainly used in compounds to mean 'combine, unite, join together, meet', examples being 合同 (combined/united), 合成 (composition), 結合 (unite/combine/join together), 連合 (union/alliance/association), 統合 (combine/unify), and 合意 (mutual agreement). There is an idea of reciprocity, 知り合う (to get to know one another), 話し合い (talk/discussion/negotiation), and 待ち合わせる (meet by appointment).

気 is often used to express a feeling, as in 気がする ('I feel', as in terms of thinking but with less cognitive reasoning), 気持ち (feeling/sensation), and 気分 (mood/morale). It is used to mean energy or force, as in 電気 (electricity) and 磁気 (magnetism).

The term dō is also found in martial arts such as judo and kendo, and in the more peaceful arts such as Japanese calligraphy (shodō), flower arranging (kadō) and tea ceremony (chadō or sadō).

Therefore, from a purely linguistic point of view, aikido is 'Way of combining forces'. The term aiki refers to the martial arts principle or tactic of blending with an attacker's movements for the purpose of controlling their actions with minimal effort.[7]

>> No.9410453

>>9410447
vAikido was created by Morihei Ueshiba (植芝 盛平 Ueshiba Morihei, 14 December 1883 – 26 April 1969), referred to by some aikido practitioners as Ōsensei ("Great Teacher").[8] Ueshiba envisioned aikido not only as the synthesis of his martial training, but as an expression of his personal philosophy of universal peace and reconciliation. During Ueshiba's lifetime and continuing today, aikido has evolved from the Aiki that Ueshiba studied into a wide variety of expressions by martial artists throughout the world.[5]

>> No.9410454

>>9410433
Seriously, though, how many years has it been since Touhou Soccer Moushuuden, six? We could use some sequel with all the new Touhous.

>> No.9410456

>>9410450
The art of Daitō-ryū is the primary technical influence on aikido. Along with empty-handed throwing and joint-locking techniques, Ueshiba incorporated training movements with weapons, such as those for the spear (yari), short staff (jō), and perhaps the bayonet (銃剣 jūken?). However, aikido derives much of its technical structure from the art of swordsmanship (kenjutsu).[2]

Ueshiba moved to Hokkaidō in 1912, and began studying under Takeda Sokaku in 1915. His official association with Daitō-ryū continued until 1937.[9] However, during the latter part of that period, Ueshiba had already begun to distance himself from Takeda and the Daitō-ryū. At that time Ueshiba was referring to his martial art as "Aiki Budō". It is unclear exactly when Ueshiba began using the name "aikido", but it became the official name of the art in 1942 when the Greater Japan Martial Virtue Society (Dai Nippon Butoku Kai) was engaged in a government sponsored reorganization and centralization of Japanese martial arts.[5]

>> No.9410461

>>9410454
I always thought the first one was special because of all the PC98 love, I don't think the new characters warrant a sequel.

>> No.9410464

>>9410453
Religious influences
Onisaburo Deguchi

After Ueshiba left Hokkaidō in 1919, he met and was profoundly influenced by Onisaburo Deguchi, the spiritual leader of the Ōmoto-kyō religion (a neo-Shinto movement) in Ayabe.[11] One of the primary features of Ōmoto-kyō is its emphasis on the attainment of utopia during one's life. This was a great influence on Ueshiba's martial arts philosophy of extending love and compassion especially to those who seek to harm others. Aikido demonstrates this philosophy in its emphasis on mastering martial arts so that one may receive an attack and harmlessly redirect it. In an ideal resolution, not only is the receiver unharmed, but so is the attacker.[12]

In addition to the effect on his spiritual growth, the connection with Deguchi gave Ueshiba entry to elite political and military circles as a martial artist. As a result of this exposure, he was able to attract not only financial backing but also gifted students. Several of these students would found their own styles of aikido.[13]

>> No.9410466

let's go /jp/!

キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

>> No.9410472

>>9410469
See also: List of aikidōka

The largest aikido organization is the Aikikai Foundation which remains under the control of the Ueshiba family. However, aikido has many styles, mostly formed by Morihei Ueshiba's major students.[13]

The earliest independent styles to emerge were Yoseikan Aikido, begun by Minoru Mochizuki in 1931,[14] Yoshinkan Aikido founded by Gozo Shioda in 1955,[15] and Shodokan Aikido, founded by Kenji Tomiki in 1967.[16] The emergence of these styles pre-dated Ueshiba's death and did not cause any major upheavals when they were formalized. Shodokan Aikido, however, was controversial, since it introduced a unique rule-based competition that some felt was contrary to the spirit of aikido.[13]

>> No.9410469

>>9410464
Aikido was first brought to the rest of the world in 1951 by Minoru Mochizuki with a visit to France where he introduced aikido techniques to judo students.[14] He was followed by Tadashi Abe in 1952 who came as the official Aikikai Hombu representative, remaining in France for seven years. Kenji Tomiki toured with a delegation of various martial arts through 15 continental states of the United States in 1953.[13] Later in that year, Koichi Tohei was sent by Aikikai Hombu to Hawaii, for a full year, where he set up several dojo. This was followed up by several further visits and is considered the formal introduction of aikido to the United States. The United Kingdom followed in 1955; Italy in 1964; and Germany 1965. Designated "Official Delegate for Europe and Africa" by Morihei Ueshiba, Masamichi Noro arrived in France in September 1961. Seiichi Sugano was appointed to introduce aikido to Australia in 1965. Today there are aikido dojo available throughout the world. Aikido was exhibited in Hollywood films by Steven Seagal in the 1990s.

>> No.9410470

It's here

>> No.9410481

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

>> No.9410473
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行くぞ!

>> No.9410475

>>9410469
Proliferation of independent organizations

After Ueshiba's death in 1969, two more major styles emerged. Significant controversy arose with the departure of the Aikikai Hombu Dojo's chief instructor Koichi Tohei, in 1974. Tohei left as a result of a disagreement with the son of the founder, Kisshomaru Ueshiba, who at that time headed the Aikikai Foundation. The disagreement was over the proper role of ki development in regular aikido training. After Tohei left, he formed his own style, called Shin Shin Toitsu Aikido, and the organization which governs it, the Ki Society (Ki no Kenkyūkai).[17]

A final major style evolved from Ueshiba's retirement in Iwama, Ibaraki, and the teaching methodology of long term student Morihiro Saito. It is unofficially referred to as the "Iwama style", and at one point a number of its followers formed a loose network of schools they called Iwama Ryu. Although Iwama style practitioners remained part of the Aikikai until Saito's death in 2002, followers of Saito subsequently split into two groups; one remaining with the Aikikai and the other forming the independent Shinshin Aikishuren Kai in 2004 around Saito's son Hitohiro Saito.

Today, the major styles of aikido are each run by a separate governing organization, have their own headquarters (本部道場 honbu dōjō?) in Japan, and have an international breadth.[13]

>> No.9410476

good luck autists

>> No.9410477

Japanese Bird is sick.

>> No.9410480

good luck /jp/.

/tg/ is full of plebs

>> No.9410488

/sp/ here, semi-weeaboo, fucking go get some /jp/

>> No.9410483

In aikido, as in virtually all Japanese martial arts, there are both physical and mental aspects of training. The physical training in aikido is diverse, covering both general physical fitness and conditioning, as well as specific techniques.[18] Because a substantial portion of any aikido curriculum consists of throws, the first thing most students learn is how to safely fall or roll.[18] The specific techniques for attack include both strikes and grabs; the techniques for defense consist of throws and pins. After basic techniques are learned, students study freestyle defense against multiple opponents, and techniques with weapons.

>> No.9410484

autism is strong

>> No.9410485

>>9410483
Fitness
Ukemi (受け身) is very important for safe practice

Physical training goals pursued in conjunction with aikido include controlled relaxation, flexibility, and endurance, with less emphasis on strength training. In aikido, pushing or extending movements are much more common than pulling or contracting movements. This distinction can be applied to general fitness goals for the aikido practitioner.[2]

In aikido, specific muscles or muscle groups are not isolated and worked to improve tone, mass, and power. Aikido-related training emphasizes the use of coordinated whole-body movement and balance similar to yoga or pilates. For example, many dojos begin each class with warm-up exercises (準備体操 junbi taisō?), which may include stretching and ukemi (break falls).[19]

>> No.9410492

>>9410485
Aikido training is based primarily on two partners practicing pre-arranged forms (kata) rather than freestyle practice. The basic pattern is for the receiver of the technique (uke) to initiate an attack against the person who applies the technique—the 取り tori, or shite 仕手 (depending on aikido style), also referred to as 投げ nage (when applying a throwing technique), who neutralises this attack with an aikido technique.[20]

Both halves of the technique, that of uke and that of nage, are considered essential to aikido training.[20] Both are studying aikido principles of blending and adaptation. Nage learns to blend with and control attacking energy, while uke learns to become calm and flexible in the disadvantageous, off-balance positions in which nage places them. This "receiving" of the technique is called ukemi.[20] Uke continuously seeks to regain balance and cover vulnerabilities (e.g., an exposed side), while nage uses position and timing to keep uke off-balance and vulnerable. In more advanced training, uke will sometimes apply reversal techniques (返し技 kaeshi-waza?) to regain balance and pin or throw nage.

Ukemi (受身?) refers to the act of receiving a technique. Good ukemi involves attention to the technique, the partner and the immediate environment—it is an active rather than a passive receiving of aikido. The fall itself is part of aikido, and is a way for the practitioner to receive, safely, what would otherwise be a devastating strike or throw.

>> No.9410493

>2
WE WON

>> No.9410495

>>9410492
Initial attacks

Aikido techniques are usually a defense against an attack; therefore, to practice aikido with their partner, students must learn to deliver various types of attacks. Although attacks are not studied as thoroughly as in striking-based arts, "honest" attacks (a strong strike or an immobilizing grab) are needed to study correct and effective application of technique.[2]

Many of the strikes (打ち uchi?) of aikido resemble cuts from a sword or other grasped object, which indicates its origins in techniques intended for armed combat.[2] Other techniques, which appear to explicitly be punches (tsuki), are practiced as thrusts with a knife or sword. Kicks are generally reserved for upper-level variations; reasons cited include that falls from kicks are especially dangerous, and that kicks (high kicks in particular) were uncommon during the types of combat prevalent in feudal Japan.

>> No.9410496 [DELETED] 

Requesting the "stats are the same" image.

>> No.9410499

>>9410492
Some basic strikes of Aikido include:

Front-of-the-head strike (正面打ち shōmen'uchi?) a vertical knifehand strike to the head. In training, this is usually directed at the forehead or the crown for safety, but more dangerous versions of this attack target the bridge of the nose and the maxillary sinus.
Side-of-the-head strike (横面打ち yokomen'uchi?) a diagonal knifehand strike to the side of the head or neck.
Chest thrust (胸突き mune-tsuki?) a punch to the torso. Specific targets include the chest, abdomen, and solar plexus. Same as "middle-level thrust" (中段突き chūdan-tsuki?), and "direct thrust" (直突き choku-tsuki?).
Face thrust (顔面突き ganmen-tsuki?) a punch to the face. Same as "upper-level thrust" (上段突き jōdan-tsuki?).

>> No.9410500

Do call of the winter moon next.

>> No.9410503

/sci/ here, good luck.

>> No.9410505

>>9410495
Beginners in particular often practice techniques from grabs, both because they are safer and because it is easier to feel the energy and lines of force of a hold than a strike. Some grabs are historically derived from being held while trying to draw a weapon; a technique could then be used to free oneself and immobilize or strike the attacker who is grabbing the defender.[2] The following are examples of some basic grabs:

Single-hand grab (片手取り katate-dori?) one hand grabs one wrist.
Both-hands grab (諸手取り morote-dori?) both hands grab one wrist. Same as "single hand double-handed grab" (片手両手取り katateryōte-dori?)
Both-hands grab (両手取り ryōte-dori?) both hands grab both wrists. Same as "double single-handed grab" (両片手取り ryōkatate-dori?).
Shoulder grab (肩取り kata-dori?) a shoulder grab. "Both-shoulders-grab" is ryōkata-dori (両肩取り?). It is sometimes combined with an overhead strike as Shoulder grab face strike (肩取り面打ち kata-dori men-uchi?).
Chest grab (胸取り mune-dori or muna-dori?) grabbing the (clothing of the) chest. Same as "collar grab" (襟取り eri-dori?).

>> No.9410507

>>9410505
Aikido makes use of body movement (tai sabaki) to blend with uke. For example, an "entering" (irimi) technique consists of movements inward towards uke, while a "turning" (転換 tenkan?) technique uses a pivoting motion.[27] Additionally, an "inside" (内 uchi?) technique takes place in front of uke, whereas an "outside" (外 soto?) technique takes place to his side; a "front" (表 omote?) technique is applied with motion to the front of uke, and a "rear" (裏 ura?) version is applied with motion towards the rear of uke, usually by incorporating a turning or pivoting motion. Finally, most techniques can be performed while in a seated posture (seiza). Techniques where both uke and nage are sitting are called suwari-waza, and techniques performed with uke standing and nage sitting are called hanmi handachi.[28]

>> No.9410514

I heard children need love too, is it true?

>> No.9410508

>>9410505
Atemi (当て身) are strikes (or feints) employed during an aikido technique. Some view atemi as attacks against "vital points" meant to cause damage in and of themselves. For instance, Gōzō Shioda described using atemi in a brawl to quickly down a gang's leader.[30] Others consider atemi, especially to the face, to be methods of distraction meant to enable other techniques. A strike, whether or not it is blocked, can startle the target and break his or her concentration. The target may become unbalanced in attempting to avoid the blow, for example by jerking the head back, which may allow for an easier throw.[28] Many sayings about atemi are attributed to Morihei Ueshiba, who considered them an essential element of technique.[31]

>> No.9410509 [DELETED] 

Please sage, Aikido-anon! Otherwise you'll be keeping this thread alive for the next ~20 minutes.

>> No.9410510

/jp/ seal is awesome

>> No.9410511

>>9410503
/sci/ here, fuck off.

>> No.9410513

>>9410508
Weapons training in aikido traditionally includes the short staff (jō), wooden sword (bokken), and knife (tantō).[32] Today, some schools incorporate firearm-disarming techniques. Both weapon-taking and weapon-retention are sometimes taught, to integrate armed and unarmed aspects. Others, such as the Iwama style of Morihiro Saito, usually spend substantial time with bokken and jō, practised under the names aiki-ken, and aiki-jō, respectively. The founder developed much of empty handed aikido from traditional sword and spear movements, but the practice of these movements is not just for the purpose of giving insight into the origin of techniques and movements, but primarily serves to reinforce the concepts of distance, foot movement, presence and connectedness with one's training partner(s).[33]

>> No.9410517

>>9410511
How rude.

>> No.9410519

>>9410509
Sorry!
>>9410513
One feature of aikido is training to defend against multiple attackers, often called taninzudori, or taninzugake. Freestyle (randori, or jiyūwaza) practice with multiple attackers is a key part of most curricula and is required for the higher level ranks.[34] "Randori", literally "chaos", exercises a person's ability to intuitively perform techniques in an unstructured environment.[34] Strategic choice of techniques, based on how they reposition the student relative to other attackers, is important in randori training. For instance, an ura technique might be used to neutralise the current attacker while turning to face attackers approaching from behind.[2]

>> No.9410520

We're in trouble. Creed and DOOMRIDER in top form.

FUCK

>> No.9410521

/v/ here you have our support (how little it may be worth)

>> No.9410522

>>9410517

how lewd

>> No.9410523

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

>> No.9410524

Can you include the stream link and wiki in the OP for the next thread?

>> No.9410525

Look at all that /tg/ red and orange. We are so fucked.

>> No.9410530

>>9410524
>next thread

>> No.9410531

>>9410525
Autism is red.

>> No.9410528

>>9410520
/tg/ is well too much prepared anyway.

>> No.9410529 [DELETED] 

>>9410520
>We're

You're not from /jp/, liar.

Reported for role playing.

>> No.9410539

>>9410530
We'll win this shit.

>> No.9410532

>>9410525
Conditions matter less than you think. Especially on mid field.

>> No.9410534

>>9410514
Give them that chance. Do not deny them the right of sexual free-expression. Children DO intitiate sexual contact with adults and there is nothing wrong with it. Adults can also intiate. We must teach our kids the importance of their right to own themselves. This means they can REFUSE sex with an adult at any time. It also means they can accept an offer and inititiate one themselves! This is the part that society hypocritically refuses to allow. They say kids own themselves, but when that belief is tested, society applies a double-standard and denies kids a right to do as they wish to themselves. Implied in the belief that kids can say no is the acceptance of them saying yes! You cannot have it both ways. Either they own their bodies or they do not. If they can only say "no" according to you, then they do not own themselves in your eyes! Pedophiles are the opposite of "predators". In fact, they are the ONLY TRUE "child advocates" in this regard on earth, since the take the opinion of the child and his/her wishes into full account! Pedophiles love children. That is what the word means, (pedo=child phile=lover) it is not a bad word to describe a monster-except in the eyes of the media which distorts and sadly shapes public opinion against child-loving advocates-i.e. pedophiles. It is time for a new opinion about us-a positive one.

>> No.9410536

ageru ^_^

>> No.9410538
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9410538

>>9410524
Get out of /jp/.

>> No.9410541

>>9410539
Aikido training is mental as well as physical, emphasizing the ability to relax the mind and body even under the stress of dangerous situations.[38] This is necessary to enable the practitioner to perform the bold enter-and-blend movements that underlie aikido techniques, wherein an attack is met with confidence and directness.[39] Morihei Ueshiba once remarked that one "must be willing to receive 99% of an opponent's attack and stare death in the face" in order to execute techniques without hesitation.[40] As a martial art concerned not only with fighting proficiency but with the betterment of daily life, this mental aspect is of key importance to aikido practitioners.[41]

>> No.9410542

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>> No.9410547

>>9410538

you don't wanna win this thing?

>> No.9410548
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9410548

Good luck /jp/!
-/m/

>> No.9410551

The most common criticism of aikido is that it suffers from a lack of realism in training. The attacks initiated by uke (and which nage must defend against) have been criticized as being "weak," "sloppy," and "little more than caricatures of an attack."[42][43] Weak attacks from uke cause a conditioned response from nage, and result in underdevelopment of the strength and conditioning needed for the safe and effective practice of both partners.[42] To counteract this, some styles allow students to become less compliant over time but, in keeping with the core philosophies, this is after having demonstrated proficiency in being able to protect themselves and their training partners. Shodokan Aikido addresses the issue by practising in a competitive format.[16] Such adaptations are debated between styles, with some maintaining that there is no need to adjust their methods because either the criticisms are unjustified, or that they are not training for self-defence or combat effectiveness, but spiritual, fitness or other reasons

>> No.9410553 [DELETED] 

>>9410547
The general consensus is that we want to lose as quickly as possible.

>> No.9410565

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>> No.9410568

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE JAYPEE THEME

>> No.9410557

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>> No.9410558

>>9410547
Some people have a loser mentality.

>> No.9410559

golazoooooo

>> No.9410560

>>9410553

Guess you're not happy now

>> No.9410561

BANJO TIME

>> No.9410562

>>9410547
NO!
>>9410551
After the end of Ueshiba's seclusion in Iwama from 1942 to the mid 1950s, he increasingly emphasized the spiritual and philosophical aspects of aikido. As a result, strikes to vital points by nage, entering (irimi) and initiation of techniques by nage, the distinction between omote (front side) and ura (back side) techniques, and the practice of weapons, were all deemphasized or eliminated from practice. Lack of training in these areas is thought to lead to an overall loss of effectiveness by some aikido practitioners.

>> No.9410563

やった!

>> No.9410564
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9410564

>that goalhorn

>> No.9410569

ARE YOU GUYS WATCHing?

>> No.9410570

Our great anthem is kicking in!

>> No.9410572 [DELETED] 

Who scored? Was it autism?

>> No.9410576
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9410576

yaaaaay

>> No.9410577

>>9410572

get out of /jp/

>> No.9410578

>>9410551
Conversely, there are some who criticize aikido practitioners for not placing enough importance on the spiritual practices emphasized by Ueshiba. The premise of this criticism is that "O-Sensei’s aikido was not a continuation and extension of the old and has a distinct discontinuity with past martial and philosophical concepts."[46] That is, that aikido practitioners who focus on aikido's roots in traditional jujutsu or kenjutsu are diverging from what Ueshiba taught. Such critics urge practitioners to embrace the assertion that "[Ueshiba's] transcendence to the spiritual and universal reality was the fundamentals [sic] of the paradigm that he demonstrated."[46]


>>9410558
Watching videogames is as loser as you'll gonna get. Oh the players are named after trifags, nice, might aswell call it the official team of Finland.

>> No.9410580

>the pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.9410586

>having a child being molested as your goalhorn?
What the hell /jp/?

>> No.9410587

>>9410578
The study of ki is a critical component of aikido, and its study defies categorization as either "physical" or "mental" training, as it encompasses both. The original kanji for ki was 氣, and is a symbolic representation of a lid covering a pot full of rice; the "nourishing vapors" contained within are ki.[47]

The character for ki is used in everyday Japanese terms, such as "health" (元気 genki?), or "shyness" (内気 uchiki?). Ki is most often understood as unified physical and mental intention, however in traditional martial arts it is often discussed as "life energy". Gōzō Shioda's Yoshinkan Aikido, considered one of the "hard styles," largely follows Ueshiba's teachings from before World War II, and surmises that the secret to ki lies in timing and the application of the whole body's strength to a single point.[30] In later years, Ueshiba's application of ki in aikido took on a softer, more gentle feel. This was his Takemusu Aiki and many of his later students teach about ki from this perspective. Koichi Tohei's Ki Society centers almost exclusively around the study of the empirical (albeit subjective) experience of ki with students ranked separately in aikido techniques and ki development.

>> No.9410588

>>9410580

I wonder what that feels like.

>> No.9410589

f*ck

>> No.9410606

aaahaha fuck you guys

>> No.9410593

GET OUT OF CUP /JP/

>> No.9410594

>>9410578
Aikido practitioners (commonly called aikidōka outside of Japan) generally progress by promotion through a series of "grades" (kyū), followed by a series of "degrees" (dan), pursuant to formal testing procedures. Some aikido organizations use belts to distinguish practioners' grades, often simply white and black belts to distinguish lower and higher grades, though some use various belt colors. Testing requirements vary, so a particular rank in one organization is not comparable or interchangeable with the rank of another.[2] Some dojos do not allow students to take the test to obtain a dan rank unless they are 16 or older.

>> No.9410598

Believe it or not, I wasn't always a handsome stud. I used to an anti-social loser like you, until I started Aikido more than a year ago.

In Aikido, you need to communicate to your partner to be successful, my partner was a very talkative person, I couldn't help but open up to him. He's now my best friend, and through him, I lost my old ways and became a man.

>> No.9410602

Flanfly sucks.

>> No.9410603

we autosage now

>> No.9410604

What's with the goal gorn? I'm watching the game with my parents.

>> No.9410610

>>9410594
The uniform worn for practicing aikido (aikidōgi) is similar to the training uniform (keikogi) used in most other modern martial arts; simple trousers and a wraparound jacket, usually white. Both thick ("judo-style"), and thin ("karate-style") cotton tops are used.[2] Aikido-specific tops are available with shorter sleeves which reach to just below the elbow.

Most aikido systems add a pair of wide pleated black or indigo trousers called a hakama. In many styles, its use is reserved for practitioners with (dan) ranks or for instructors, while others allow all practitioners or female practitioners to wear a hakama regardless of rank.

>> No.9410614

>>9410553
>>9410558
>take it easy
Do those words mean anything here anymore?

>> No.9410616

>>9410614

no, full autism here

>> No.9410622

>>9410614
People just get annoyed by cross boarders I think.

I don't think this is as a big deal as people make out though.

>> No.9410623

>>9410614
Can't take it easy with outsiders around

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>>9410616
Pre-war aikido

In the pre-war period, aikido was still in formation and had not yet established itself as a separate art from that of Daito-ryu aiki-jujutsu. However, it was fast attaining an identity of its own. In 1942, the Dai Nihon Butokukai, in its efforts to standardize Japanese martial arts, came to an agreement with representatives of Ueshiba's school that the name aikido would be used to refer to the jujitsu derived art form Ueshiba had brought to prominence.[1]
Post-war aikido (first 40 years)

In the post war period, the Aikikai Foundation led by the Ueshiba family has become the most successful organisation in terms of growth in numbers and prominence in the public eye. However it was not the first to bring aikido to prominence in Japan in the immediate post war period.

Immediately after the war, due to the ban on martial arts imposed by occupying US forces, aikido was not being taught in Tokyo. A number of students including Koichi Tohei and Gozo Shioda took it upon themselves to become active in disseminating aikido. Some years later, Kisshomaru Ueshiba, the Founder's son began to actively revive the Aikikai Headquarters in Tokyo.[1]

>> No.9410627

DAMN

>> No.9410630

From the post-war period until the 1980s, numerous aikido organisations evolved in parallel to the main branch led by the Ueshiba family.The earliest independent styles to emerge Yoshinkan aikido founded by Gozo Shioda in 1955,[2]Yoseikan aikido, begun by Minoru Mochizuki in 1931,[3] Shodokan aikido, founded by Kenji Tomiki in 1967.[4] Shin'ei Taidō (親英体道) is a style closely related to aikido, founded in 1956 by Noriaki Inoue (井上 鑑昭 Inoue Noriaki, 1902–1994), a nephew and pre-war student of Morihei Ueshiba.[5]
The emergence of these styles pre-dated Ueshiba's death and did not cause any major upheavals when they were formalized, with the exception of Shodokan aikido, which caused some controversy as it introduced a unique rule-based competition that some felt was contrary to the spirit of aikido.
After Ueshiba's death, more senior students branched out on their own to establishing independent schools.

Iwama Ryu - This style evolved from Ueshiba's retirement in Iwama, Japan, and the teaching methodology of long term student Morihiro Saito. It is unofficially referred to as the "Iwama style". Saito's students have split into two groups; one remaining with the Aikikai and the other forming the independent organization Shinshin Aikishuren Kai (神信合気修練会?) in 2004 around Saito's son Hitohiro Saito (斎藤 仁弘 Saitō Hitohiro, born 1957).
Ki Society - Kisshōmaru, 1921–1999), who at that time headed the Aikikai Foundation.

>> No.9410633

>>9410623
>Take it easy, but only sometimes.

>> No.9410636
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9410636

Can we please lose already?

>> No.9410639 [DELETED] 

>>9410636
We've got this one in the bag.

>> No.9410640

>>9410630
Kokusai Aikidō Kenshūkai Kobayashi Hirokazu Ha (国際合気道研修会小林裕和派) is the school of aikido propagated by Hirokazu Kobayashi (1929–1998) (not Yasuo Kobayashi) disciple of the founder of aikido Morihei Ueshiba (1883–1969). Hirokazu Kobayashi's teaching abroad focused on several European nations including France, Germany, Italy, Portugal and Poland, and these countries formed the core of his independent style.

After the death of Kobayashi in 1998, this school is led by Andre Cognard. In addition to Europe, Kobayashi Aikido is practiced in South Africa, Indonesia, India and Colombia.

There are several differences between the Kobayashi style and the other Aikido styles such as Aikikai. The most striking of these are the Suwari Waza (seated techniques) and the amount of stress on Aiki Taiso exercises. There are also subtle and significant differences in the different Tachi Waza techniques as well as Jō/Bokken sequences.

>> No.9410644

>>9410636

It's 68 mins in and still 1-1

>> No.9410650

>>9410636
We all want you to lose but your faggot team won't. The board everyone likes is going to lose against the board everyone hates. This game is the ultimate troll match.

>> No.9410658

>>9410650
It was also about this time that the seeds of TOMIKI AIKIDO were being sown at Waseda University. Kenji TOMIKI had assumed charge of the university's judo club in April 1951. In addition to standard judo instruction, he continued experimenting with a series of techniques executed from a separated stance called RIKAKU TAISEI. These were essentially aikido techniques which Tomiki felt formed an essential and complimentary part of a total judo curriculum. Beginning in April 1952, Tomiki began teaching formal courses of "judo exercises" first to women and then to mixed classes. These courses too included such content as aikido kata and much of the preliminary research which would later become the Tomiki system was conducted at this time.

>> No.9410659

Who is that mumbling guy?

>> No.9410665 [DELETED] 

>>9410650
It ain't easy being the villain.

>> No.9410670

Assisting Shioda in the spread of Yoshinkan Aikido were such names as Kiyoyuki TERADA, Shigeho TANAKA, Tadataka MATSUO and later, Takashi KUSHIDA and Kyoichi INOUE. The Yoshinkan was very active giving public demonstrations and received considerable media coverage.

Although the diverse curricula and organizational structures of the Aikikai, Yoshinkan and Tomiki Aikido styles were emerging, the personal bonds formed during the KOBUKAN DOJO period lingered. For example, the Aikikai and Yoshinkan would sometimes appear in the same demonstrations and Kenji Tomiki taught from time to time at the Aikikai in the mid-1950s.

>> No.9410673

>>9410636
Quzilax makes the best lolis.

>> No.9410676

why

>> No.9410680

We are losing because this board stopped having spirit.

This is reflected in the game.

>> No.9410683

1960 marked the first year the All-Japan Aikido Demonstration was held. The first exhibition took place at the Yamano Hall in Tokyo. This event created a consciousness of the spread of aikido and a sense of unity within the Aikikai structure. It was held for many years at the Hibiya Kokaido and then, beginning in 1977, at the NIPPON BUDOKAN, its present site. Moreover, the early 1960s were characterized by the steady growth of the Aikikai organization as regional and national university federations were created. The presence of numerous university clubs insured the spread of aikido within the Japanese business and professional world.

>> No.9410684

>>9410680

this.

>> No.9410688

>>9410636

You're out.

>> No.9410689
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9410689

>> No.9410690

What the fuck /jp/

>> No.9410691

And.. that was it, it was fun guys.

>> No.9410692

>>9410636
You asked for this, now you get it.

>> No.9410696

>>9410684
I am full of aikido spirit.

By the mid-1960s aikido had taken its place among the ranks of major Japanese martial arts. The art was featured in newspapers, in books, and on television. Also, a steady stream of foreign practitioners began to frequent aikido dojos, a fact which did not escape the attention of the Japanese public. Although figures such as Minoru MOCHIZUKI, Tadashi ABE, Masamichi NORO, Aritoshi MURASHIGE, Mutsuro NAKAZONO and, of course, Tohei had gone overseas earlier, now the Aikikai dispatched many of its former uchideshi to Europe and the USA in a more systematic manner. The list includes Tamura (France), Tada (Italy), Seiichi SUGANO (Australia), Yoshimitsu YAMADA, Mitsunari KANAI and Shuji MARUYAMA (USA), Kazuo CHIBA (England), and Katsuaki ASAI (Germany)

>> No.9410697

>the basement of /jp/

>> No.9410698

Well, shit.

If we were going to lose to anyone though, I'm glad it's /tg/. At least they probably won't raid us.

>> No.9410699

>>9410680
No it's because Flanfly and the other faggot are playing 25 meters away from where they should be (i.e. defending the goal).

>> No.9410701 [DELETED] 

Lame

>> No.9410703
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9410703

Yay! Keep losing /jp/!

>> No.9410708

>>9410698
Me too. This is the best way we could lose.

>> No.9410712

IT'S OVER, /jp/ IS FINISHED

>> No.9410713

This make me sad.

>> No.9410724

so who is the /jp/ manager anyway

>> No.9410725

Test if I got banned again.

>> No.9410715

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.9410716
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9410716

>/jp/

>> No.9410717
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9410717

Well you're free, /jp/. I hope you're happy.

>> No.9410718

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK YEAH
EMPEROR PROTECTSM , PRAISE THE GODS.
FOR /TG/,BOARD AND 4CHAN

>> No.9410728

>>9410713

It's the same feeling we all get when our real teams don't win on /sp/.

You will always have next year, also you're automatically in the Winter Cup.

>> No.9410730
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9410730

>/jp/ is so shut-in they can't even enjoy being involved in virtual sports on their own board, let alone socializing in real life
I feel sorry for you guys. I genuinely do.

>> No.9410731

>>9410698

I don't think any boards would raid you about it except /v/ and /b/. Possibly a few faggots on /a/ would, but I somehow doubt it.

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9410732

You just got turned into comic dust!

>> No.9410733
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9410733

>>9410692
Cool.

>> No.9410736

So no more threads since we lost right?

>> No.9410737

>>9410730
>virtual sports
I'd rather watch real sports

>> No.9410738

/tg/ here.

Well done /jp/, it was a great match.

>> No.9410741

fire manager

>> No.9410742

>>9410731
/sp/ certainly would. Trolltastic board.

>> No.9410744

>>9410735
Thank you Gundambro.

>> No.9410735

Good game /jp/
-/m/

>> No.9410758

Change the roster, it's fucking abysmal.

>> No.9410760

it was all because we had a cross-boarder as a manager, next time let's get a real manager that browses /jp/ and watches sports and plays sports games

fuck you manager

>> No.9410761

I don't know about you guys but I feel very culturally enriched by this thread.
AIKIDO

>> No.9410748

>>9410738
I will be cheering for you /tg/.

>> No.9410749

>>9410742

we are already here bro

>> No.9410752

/tg/ here.

You guys played like little girls. <3

>> No.9410763

>>9410742

I can't say much about the average /sp/ user, but possibly /pol/ would too. They spammed about it before.

>> No.9410776

fa/tg/uy here.

That goalhorn was weird, but the match was awesome.

>> No.9410777

>>9410735
Thanks. I'd like /m/ and /d/ to advance as far as possible. (possibly there would be a /m/ v. /d/ game though)

>> No.9410780

You promised us a win doodles..

It was good managing anyway. Just have to be more impromptu about the changes.

>> No.9410789

If you guys are serious about dropping out please let Germanbro know so you won't be in the /v/a/b/bys or the wintercup

>> No.9410798

>>9410789

Nah this is fun

>> No.9410801

>dat /jp/ goalhorn

>> No.9410805

>>9410801

The stream fucked up right when it was going to play. what is it?

>> No.9410808

>>9410789
Please drop us out.
We don't get along with other boards, the other boards hates us back.

>> No.9410809

>>9410805
worst 2hu being molested

>> No.9410814

>>9410805
Finger Banjo Powerhouse on youtube.

>> No.9410815

>>9410808
That's not true, this is fun.

>> No.9410818

>>9410789
We want a 15% share of the ads revenues, you money scam making you little shit.

>> No.9410819
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9410819

>>9406160
We did. Fucker didn't listen.
But you're free to try yourself.

>> No.9410824

>>9410798
Posts who want us to stay are finnish shitposters, we want out.

>> No.9410827

>>9410818
I can't believe how you people take every thread about this like an insult to your honor and see jew conspiracies everywhere. You're acting like complete faggots who apparently don't know how to lay back, relax and have some harmless fun which is ironic considering how "take it easy" supposed to be your motto.

>> No.9410834
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9410834

>>9410824

no we dont

>> No.9410840

>>9410824

>I think so therefore the entire boards thinks so.

No.

>> No.9410847

>>9410789
The cup has only brought us bad attention. Germanbro, if you're reading this, take us out ASAP.

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9410852

>>9410827
We simply don't want you offboard scum on here. Is that really so hard to understand?

>> No.9410857

>>9410818
Really now they even bought out a domain name and blog with ad choices and shit.

They might not be making much but they're definitely earning something from this, no one put this much effort into an anonymous message board.

>> No.9410882

They also made a wiki, guess what's there

http://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

>> No.9410889

>>9410777
Annnnnnnnnnd /d/ is through.
頑張って/m/!

>> No.9410903

>>9410882

>One ad

Gee, he must be filthy rich now.

>> No.9410907

>>9410827

Don't generalize, a lot of /jp/ likes this

>> No.9410922

>>9410852
/jp/ is shit now. Has been shit since 2010. If you disagree please point me to a good thread now aside from the generals. Let's just enjoy a couple of games that happen once every 6 months.

>> No.9410930

>>9410907

How come we never hear of them then?

>> No.9410933

>>9410922
sorry meant for
>>9410847

>> No.9410942

>>9410922
Agreed.
I want 2011> posters to leave.
They make a garbage bin out of the board.

>> No.9410950

>>9410930
Because you pretend all posts in favour of the cup are from off-boarders.

>> No.9410958

>>9410950

I'm not from here, I'm one of the off-boarders actually.

>> No.9410971

>>9410950
Get lost already.

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