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>Janitor
>deleting self-facial thread

why.jpg

>> No.9457230

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9457239

glad to see he woke up

>> No.9457247

>>9457230
factual facts.

>> No.9457250

Pedophile shit belongs in /b/

>> No.9457259

>>9457250
what about onions?

>> No.9457272

>>9457250

Suck my cock dude. Suck it pls.

>> No.9457282

>>9457272
Just show me your dick dude. Seriously, it's not that big a deal.

>> No.9457284

At least he deleted that lewd 2hu thread.

>> No.9457286
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>awwwwgh yeah I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna on my face!! today is the day!!!
>*cums*
>boner dies
>regret it from the bottom of my heart

Quoting a random homo, not myself...
I am 100% straight...

>> No.9457294

>>9457286
stop denying and just suck cock dude

>> No.9457302

>>9457286
Stop using shitty Luke.

>> No.9457311

>>9457302
>long haired luke not the best luke

>> No.9457324

>>9457311
He's not. A typical Finnish shitposter is better.

>> No.9457325
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>> No.9457340
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9457340

Why didn't you invite me guys ?

>> No.9457355
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>> No.9457358

With all of this talk about Luke I realized I've never watched any Star Wars film, ever

Which ones do I watch? Apparently there's a lot of controversy about which suck and which don't.

>> No.9457371

>>9457358
The three from the late 70's-early 80's are awesome.

The newer ones are an abomination.

>> No.9457373

I literally just spent my last $10 on an Ultra Man fig
I don't get payed until next Friday too.

>> No.9457374

>>9457358
Episodes 4-6. 1-3 are optional and not that good.

>> No.9457380

>>9457358
Is this really possible?

Just watch the original trilogy.

>> No.9457381

>>9457358
The ones George Lucas didn't edit

>> No.9457396

>janitor doing his job for once
>neo-/jp/ complain

>> No.9457408

>>9457358
Watch the original trilogy first. That's:
Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi

TESB > SW > ROTJ. Most people agree on this.
George Lucas made some controversial edits to the movies called the "Special Editions", if you care you can find fan restorations of the original theatrical releases in high quality (search "harmy's despecialized edition").

After that, if you're some sort of masochist, watch the prequel trilogy. That's:
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith

ROTS > AOTC > TPM. There's some debate about this.
They're terrible movies and you can only really enjoy them if you didn't enjoy the original trilogy, or if you're twelve years old. It'll take some effort to mentally disconnect them from the original trilogy if you liked it.

>> No.9457459

In the 80s George Lucas gave a speech in protest of altering classic films.

#truestory

>> No.9457592

Someone in the last thread asked me what it's like to give a blowjob but I didn't get back in time to answer.

Weird, that's what it's like. Feels like having a warm soft rod in your mouth and you get the sudden realization 'Wow, I'm sucking a dick, what the fuck am I doing with my life'. But you carry on because you're never gonna get the chance to do it again in the future.

I'm not much of a people person, and it was with a friend of the family I've known since I was born. We used to fool around a lot but it was nothing else, we didn't act gay or anything outside of that. The second time he didn't really get all that hard...I really wanted to take a load down my throat just so I've done it but he didn't cum.

It's difficult giving a blowjob, once you've done the sucking up and down thing you're like "oh shit I need to switch it up" and you awkwardly poke your tongue around trying to hit a good point or something, but you don't want to make eye contact because that's awkward too, you don't know what the other guy is comfortable with when you're just doing it with no romance or whatever. One time I'd love to just gay it up full on for a night or something and get closure on it.

Gay blowjobs from a /jp/er: The true, unglamorous story.

>> No.9457618

>>9457408
You really think so? I know a lot of people that love all of the movies.

>> No.9457707

Gays are finally getting the kick in the fag-butt they deserve.

NO MORE GAYS.

JUST SAY NO TO GAY.

>> No.9457735

>>9457592
I can see why you did not enjoy it as much as others, you never got your reward. You never got to taste that sweet penis milk. Also next time, swirl your tongue around, play with the balls, lick the shaft., play with the hole with your tongue. There are plenty of things you can do but make sure you use plenty of spit.

>> No.9457761

>>9457707
Quit being intolerant, /pol/.

>> No.9457775

>>9457592
Giving a blowjob is number one on the list of things I want to do. Mostly because of the cum, and mostly because I want the one I am sucking on to be absolutely in love, leading to all kinds of other sex.

I hope I really enjoy it.

>> No.9457811

I want to 69 with a skinny /jp/ guy wearing a dress.

>> No.9457824

I would suck a penis but there's no real way to be sure they don't have STDs without making them do tests which a stranger wouldn't do. A condom sounds like it would ruin the experience.

>> No.9457842

>>9457775
If you're that enthusiastic, I think you'll be good, and he'll enjoy it too. It's on my list too, but not number one. Good luck!

>> No.9457866

Anyone got a link to the deleted thread in the archives?

Sorry for the question

>> No.9457890
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>>9457824
I'll take you with me and we can have our check-ups, and then there will be dick suckings. That sound fine to you?

>> No.9457917

>>9457890

I would totally suck your dick, Mugi.

>> No.9457962

>>9457866

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9455425

>> No.9458125

I just want to meet up with a /jp/er I would dress like a maid for him and give him sexual favors all day. I could suck his dick as he browsed /jp/ or played touhou.

>> No.9458140

>>9458125
This is what I want to do too.

>> No.9458170

>>9458140
A gloryhole for only /jp/sies should be set up.

>> No.9458206

>>9457842
Thank you Anonymous! I hope he will love it!

>> No.9458229

>>9458125
>>9458140
I too want to do this

>> No.9458233
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9458233

>/jp/
>making a thread that blatantly violates rule 8
>not being deleted outright
>They don't think it be like it is but it do
>That's how baseball go

>> No.9458244

On the topic of dick sucking... I don't know, it's the thought of pleasing a penis that appeals to me. There's just something about the idea of a penis being brought to orgasm, by me, that makes me feel all fuzzy and nice.

>> No.9458293

>>9458244
The thought of sucking every ounce of semen out of a penis is what does it for me that and wanting to just rub one all over my face.

>> No.9458302

>>9458293
I don't even care about the semen... I just want to make it feel good.

>> No.9458304

I wish one of you would just take the initiative and try to set up a dick sucking meeting

>> No.9458321

>>9458304
Fine.

any /jp/sies in North Dakota?

>> No.9458329

>>9458304
While people say that's too much, that really would be great. We could all sample different dicks and cum, I am sure they all taste different.

>> No.9458346

>>9458321
SoCal here

>> No.9458358

>>9458346
LA?

>> No.9458408

No use posting my location because I'm the only /jp/er here. And the last time I posted my location in a different thread, people just insulted me for some reason.

>> No.9458473

>>9458408
Probably because no one wants fucking hook up threads here. Being lewd little girls is fine and all, but if you want to take it out of the realm of fantasy, go somewhere else.

>> No.9458480

>>9458473
But I can be a lewd little girl in real life.

>>9458321
please anyone

>> No.9458523

>>9458473
Oh no, I wasn't posting my location in a hookup thread, it was something else entirely. My state was relevant to it.

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>>9458480
Could drive to you but foreskin only, do you have it?

>> No.9458749

>>9458726
No, but does it matter? I want to be the one sucking.

>> No.9458761

>>9458749
It does because I want to suck too, too selfish. I will have to pass.

>> No.9458784

>>9458761
Oh, I am sorry, I did not know that.

I always assume people do not want to suck penis. I hope you reconsider.

>> No.9458829

I just want a /jp/sie that is taller and broader than me and goes to the bookstore with me and leads me by the arm to places and will stay up all night playing 2hu and dota

>> No.9458845

>>9458726
This always makes me sad. Nobody will ever like my penis because my foreskin was taken away. It's pretty much the only thing that really makes me sad in life.

>> No.9458862

>>9458845
I will love every part of you anonymous

Even if we never meet in real life, please imagine me living happily with you as your boyfriend, and know that you are important to me.

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>>9458829

Maybe one day, anon. Funny thing I'm pretty tall too.

>> No.9458901

>>9458892
I only have like 10 games played but I really love it so far!

I had my first game with a positive K/D ratio today

>> No.9458912

>>9458901
>>9458892
Can you guys tell me how to get better?

Also where do you live I want your penis.

>> No.9458904

>>9458892
What's with that image?

>> No.9458934

>>9458912
1. Game sense/map awareness
2. Don't fall for baits/overextend yourself
3. Adapt your items to suit your needs

I live somewhere I'm too scared to say

I'll never get a jp boyfriend like this...

>> No.9458947

>>9458934
Oh, I should have mentioned I've literally never played another moba before, so I will need more than that.

Please tell me. Is it at least America?

>> No.9458953

she has noo ass at all

>> No.9458963

Moba is literally the worst genre ever, MMOs are more enjoyable than that complete piece of shit.

>> No.9458964

>>9458947

Not him, 600hrs poster here, nope. Better luck next time anon!

>> No.9458965
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9458965

Any in south Mississippi?

>> No.9458973

>>9458963
Play with bots or friends

>> No.9459032

Sucking dicks, huh.
I did it once.

How does it feel? I'll describe exactly what it felt like. I was young at the time but remembered everything.
I was easily aroused, and by the time he was taking his pants off, I was getting hard. I felt like a girl, because let's face it, you're being one. It turned me on like a switch just thinking it. But, then, it got weird. When I began to kneel, with my penis waiting to be unleashed in my pants, I felt strange. "I'm about to suck a dick. It's not my penis, I'm going to taste a dick and pleasure it". I mean, it felt extremely bizarre, just knowing that I, was going to suck a dick! There's no other way to put it up. I think it was much more because I'm not gay, I do enjoy anal masturbation and get aroused by cocks, but not gay, it was just a fetish for the uncommon.
Then it began. I grabbed the penis, it was extremely hard, and rubbed the foreskin a little, to feel what another guy's penis felt like. Then... It felt good, actually. I decided to put it in my mouth by sliding my lips slowly. When I placed my lips closed on the tip, that was it, no holding back now. I felt the tip and the hole and I was just about to cum by the feel. (cont.)

>> No.9459087

>>9459032
His dick had it's helmet really wet, so I started sliding my wet lips further, until I had the helmet entirely on my mouth. God, it felt incredible. I slowly put my lips back, to taste it, to feel the cock, and I came in my pants. Cumming got me severely aroused, so I said to my self "to hell with this", I grabbed the cock and shoved it into my mouth before it touched my gag reflex. Hell, sucking a dick was the most delicious thing I've ever experienced. It was absolutely delightful. How it felt in my mouth, It was like having an incredibly warm dildo, with an unique texture I can't compare yet, but I could feel the shape of the dick inside my mouth. It feels really big in your mouth, you have every single thing in your mouth tho please it, it feels big, and hot, and that aroused me even more. With the dick in my mouth, I started to lick it, first up and down, and then in circles, while sucking it back and forward and having a grip on the base of it with my hand, never letting it go. I could taste the precum coming out, and I don't know it it was for the arousal but it tasted glorious. I then began doing a circular motion with my lips.

>> No.9459112

>>9459032
>>9459087
More

>> No.9459128

>>9459087
I then felt brutally sluttish. I wished I knew how to deep-throat (which I know now), because just thinking of having an entire, hot, delicious huge cock in my throat gets me incredibly hard and jerk off just by thinking about it.
I eventually finished the guy, and he didn't tell me he was about to cum, so it got me by surprise, a delightful surprise. I felt his cock being contracted, and I stopped moving, I thought "is he about to cum? oh what the hell", and let him load of all his milk on my mouth. To be honest, it tasted extremely salty, and as mentioned in the last thread, it is highly alkaline, and my tongue felt really weird. I didn't swallow it, instead, I spat it on my hand while he sat on a couch tired, and used the cum to jerk off, and came almost 10 seconds after starting. I took my cum and rubbed his dick with it, and he didn't oppose.
And that's the gist of it.

God, I'm going to fap right now.

>> No.9459140

>>9459134
He's a slut.

>> No.9459134

>>9459087
I can't get myself to believe you came from sucking someone's penis. I just can't immerse myself in this incredible tale.

>> No.9459146

>>9459032
>>9459087
>>9459128
boner stop, you can not persuade me into this i am straight

>> No.9459155

Anyone interested in a relationship?

>> No.9459161

>>9459155
Internet or RL?

>> No.9459178

>>9459032
>I do enjoy anal masturbation and get aroused by cocks, but not gay
Yea, sure whatever you say.

>> No.9459203

>>9459155
Pick me!

>> No.9459402

>>9459155
Yes.

>> No.9459431

>>9459161
Please Respond.

>> No.9459440

>>9459161
>>9459431
Be my internet boyfriend.

>> No.9459445

>>9459440
Can't do that, I am sorry. I already have an internet boyfriend.

>> No.9459456

>>9459445
What? Fuck you then. You wanted to cheat on your internet boyfriend with a real life relationship? What a scumbag.

>> No.9459464

I've gone and given myself a facial before.
Didn't taste that bad. Also, although there was regret, there wasn't nearly as much regret as fingering myself, etc.

I probably won't do it again, though I might allow somebody else to in the future.

>> No.9459471

>>9459456
I-I just wanted your cum.

>> No.9459485

>>9459456
I will be your boyfriend and I am not taken.

>> No.9459498

>>9459471
I'm telling your boyfriend what you have done.

>>9459485
Leave a way to contact you.

>> No.9459503

>>9459498
Please don't. I'm sorry.

>> No.9459510 [DELETED] 

>>9459498

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>>9459503
You are a disgusting human being.

>> No.9459580

>>9459536
Leave him be, he is clearly a very troubled individual.

>> No.9459584

>>9459536
I am going to go cry....

>> No.9459596

>>9459536
How do Cirno know Jesus Christ?

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