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When was your first kiss?

>> No.9514481

There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow
Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da day makin an epic new meme wil K-I-S-S-I-N-G J-P-

>> No.9514480

Ask your mother.

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Please refrain from posting such disgusting images in future OP.

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I think I was 14 at that time.

>> No.9514483

>>>/soc/

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you've never been kissed, am I right /jp/?

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N/A

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>> No.9514540

>>9514485
a leasbian kiss is not disgusting

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I will suck it.

y.

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>> No.9514565

>>9514474
I was on a party of my best friend. I'm very shy, but that's difficult to see because I appear very confident and self-reliant (basically how you'd expect a boy to behave who already has a girlfriend and is not interested in you) or (at times) very defensive. This evening I was apparently a bit more open to approach (that is not to say that I haven't been approached at other times, at other times I just did not notice anything because my brain usually filters out most female's advances so I can't get hurt), and one girl actually took advantage of the chance. I was still not very supportive of anything; I enjoy talking to girls (and imagining more), but I will never make a step forward. She did every single step on her own; I was conquered, if you will. As she was playing around with my hair, telling me in flowery language how very handsome I was, I started to suspect that she might actually be somewhat attracted to me.
[to be continued]

>> No.9514572

Now that that's out of the way, let's talk sex.
Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

>> No.9514576

When I was 6 or so I was sexually molested by a female babysitter.

She was all of my firsts.

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>> No.9514601

>>9514565
I was talking bullshit the entire time, a short and not very interesting about my "tragic" childhood, and the tension from the possibility of some actual sexual contact made me physically shiver. I felt cold yet I did not dare move for fear of breaking the magic.
Suddenly I realized her fingers were under my tshirt. She asked if I disliked that, and I hurried to say that I was alright with anything. I don't think she was listening to me very much...
I picked her up (being momentarily scared of making a fool of myself by failing to do so) and was surprised at her low weight. Without any effort I put her on my lap and she went on to explore my body with her fingers, while I kept mine in the "safe zones" of hers (not wanting to overstep any boundaries).
Shortly after we retreated to a dark room and cuddled (and kissed) for a few hours.
[to be continued]

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>> No.9514628

There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow jaepe
Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da day makin an epic new meme wil suxin jaypies

>> No.9514641

>>9514601
In the end, I think I disappointed her repeatedly.
For one thing, because I could not quite entertain her. She kept asking me to do "something" with her, and all I could think of was to fondle her back and stomach. As I said, I would not approach anything that might be considered lewd in any way.
For another, she seemed to expect this to lead to an actual relationship. When the party was over, and she was about to head out, she was a little confused at the finality of my farewell and I was desperate to not appear to be a lady-killer. It was obvious to me.
She lived several hundred km away from me and I don't even have a car. There had never been a future for us. But for her, it did not seem that easy.

Another chum delivered some greetings from her, but that's the last I've ever heard of her; and I don't think I'm sad about that.

That was in the late autumn of 2010.

Sorry for blogging.

>> No.9514642

>>9514527
>>9514531
Samefag

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With my first girlfriend's older sister.
I was like 10 so 8 years ago

>> No.9514711

I was at an animu event (2 years ago). I was walking with this huge faggot from college and she then started talking to the guy she likes. He had a little sister and the girl I was sent me a text (face to face) to go away. I leaned and whispered in her ear "what about the child?". She then whispered something in his ear and he said "why don't you go have a look with this guy (little sister's name)?". So, he left me walking around with a blond, blue-eyed loli with a white long skirt and a dark-green sweater in a con, and I had 200 pounds in my pocket.
I ended up giving her my first kiss and her first kiss while we were eating an ice cream under a tree. Then she gave me a longer kiss.

We never opened our mouths though, and we were just playing.

>> No.9514728

>>9514711
Well I think you won there, Anonymous.

>> No.9514736

>>9514711
no fucking way

>> No.9514743

>>9514711
So why were you alone with this ``huge faggot from college'' at an ``animu event''?

>> No.9514745

>>9514711
They sounded like bullies, at least you got something out of it

>> No.9514747

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

>> No.9514749

My mother

>> No.9514755

>>9514743
She didn't want to go alone, I wanted to buy 2 new wall scrolls, she promised me 25 pounds for a cab, and I was a little more social.

>> No.9514757

>>9514711
wow
loser

you should have ruined it for that bitch...but instead you listened to her like a fucking tool

>> No.9514761

>>9514757
Get a load of this nerd. He ended up winning in the end.

>> No.9514776

>>9514757
sure dude, why not stay with a generic weeaboo slut whoring herself to a generic weeaboo faggot?

>> No.9514788

>>9514757
Why the fuck would I want to stay uncomfortable seeing those two kissing and the little girl harassing them when I could go make her have some fun? And I honestly prefer watching a little girl be happy with a cupcake than an imbecile be happy with another imbecile.

>> No.9514794

>>9514761
how exactly did he "won"?

ohoho, giving a tongue-less kiss to a 3DPD little girl while obediently taking care of her at normal-san's request is your idea of "victory"?
haha no
but take a load at that retard. he even discreetly asked her "what about the girl", so worried about the innocence of little thing getting corrupted while her normalfag bro fucks.

>> No.9514807

>>9514788
which part of "RUIN IT" you didn't understand?

>> No.9514808

>>9514794
>obediently taking care of her at normal-san's request
Are you implying he didn't want to go out and have fun with the loli and that the "what about the girl" wasn't intended?
It's like I'm really on YouTube comments.

>> No.9514812

>>9514807
Why would I needlessly ruin her date when I could go and have fun with a loli? Dude, you seriously need to get your priorities in order.

>> No.9514838

>>9514808
she told him he must go away
he listened

>>9514812
it wasn't a loli
it was a disgusting 3DPD

and destroying the day of a couple of normalfags who thought they can tell me what I am supposed to do sounds way more fun then hanging out with a stupid little pig

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>>9514838
Way too obvious.

>> No.9514845

>>9514641
>>9514601
>>9514565
Spoilers - check
Party story - check
Development of the story prior to the point asked - check
Overuse of parenthesis not only as a crutch for bad writing, breaking flow, but also to explain himself, further adding needless information and revealing an overanalyzing personality - check

You misclicked the board. This is /jp/, not /r9k/. Now fuck off and don't come back.

>> No.9514843

>>9514812
>>9514838
Please tell me your ages.

>> No.9514849

>>9514838
You sound like you're burdened with a lot of unneeded emotional baggage.
Maybe you should think about seeing a specialist.

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>>9514838
>and destroying the day of a couple of normalfags who thought they can tell me what I am supposed to do sounds way more fun then hanging out with a stupid little pig

>> No.9514878

>>9514845
I humbly apologize for having offended your sensitive eyes. I will not make excuses and I cannot hope that you may forgive me for this.
As a disciplinary measure, I shall refrain from participating on this board for the next 24 hours. Maybe this period of self-reflection will teach me the wisdom to not err in this manner again.

>> No.9514882

>>9514711
How old were you and how old was her?

>> No.9514899

Gosh, I remember that night well. It was almost three years ago. We met on the internet, got to know each other well, I fell in love, all that, and I eventually went to his house so we could hang out together in real life (he lived about 1,000 miles away from me, but the flight was fucking cheap and it was a deal I could hardly pass). The first day was kind of awkward, but the following one.. was amazing. Easily one of the best days in my life. We spent the day playing video games and watching anime and cuddling and really having a great time. Sure, that all sounds like normal and boring shit, but I guess being with him just made it all so much better.
So it got pretty late, we decided to watch one more anime episode before going to sleep, and things just got better and better from there. Eventually we were both in his bed, he was undressing me slowly, and... I remember just snuggling him, moving my head up and looking at him, then realising his face was moving in closer and closer to mine, and he kissed me. It felt so wonderful /jp/. I remember the warm smile he had on his face after we stopped kissing like it happened yesterday. I remember walking around on that snowy night, walking down a long, empty path with no one but us in it. I regret not asking to hold his hand. I really do.
I want to see him again...

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I still haven't kissed someone, first I want to make friends.

>> No.9515000

>>9514899
Thats pretty homo dube

>> No.9515034

>>9514994
You don't want to make friends. Trust me. They are a waste of time.

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