/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

See you later, /jp/.

I'm going to leave my basement to go see the Dark Knight Rises.

Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

don't get shot up americlap

[Anonymous No.]

I was really disappointed in the audience when I went to see Spiderman a few weeks ago. I might go tonight once my flan gets out of the oven.

I wonder if I could sneak one into the theater along with some tea.

[Saten !RuikoL4OGU No.]

I'll be praying for you. Sit close to the entrance so you can get out quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9522835
Just mash up the flan and stick it in your pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9522849
No way, the best part is the creamy center.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9522835
>once my flan gets out of the oven.

She's gonna be pretty pissed. I wouldn't stay around to watch myself.

[Muji !AKB48NoE.s No.]

OP didn't make it out. ;_;7

[Anonymous No.]

gtfo matryoshka

[Anonymous No.]

RIP in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524335
Don't worry! I made it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524663

How was it?

[Anonymous No.]

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Thank you for your replies in this otaku culture related thread, keep up the good work.

[lulz`poster No.]

>>9524715
ur welcum brozki

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524715
You too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Op's pic

10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>go to theatre alone
>be awkward social retarded nerd with close to no friends
>go to buy a ticket
>put money on the counter
>mumble the movie I want to see
>the lady selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>she says "i'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>she's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>Behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager
>He looks confused
>Teenagers are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>I continue towards the door
>trying to pull the door open, it wont open
>A teenager walks up to me, laughs and says "it's a push door"
>People start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>Everyone is laughing at this point, even the manager.
>I run out of the theatre and towards the bus
>Miss it by a few seconds
>Someone is approaching me while I wait for the next bus
>It's the manager
>"Sir, here's your money"
>He's trying not to laugh
>I thank him
>As he walks away, he says "see you, PULL up to our theater at any time" while grinning
>While i'm sitting on the bus i'm thinking of good comebacks that I could've used.
>At home, too worked up to download the movie.
>My dad asks me why i'm home already
>I say "my friends couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>Next day I tell my dad that i'm going to the theater again
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

it was pretty average, but then again so was the other two. I guess it was good for a superhero flick

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524736
so moe

[Anonymous No.]

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Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524736

Fucksake, that's funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524736
That's some kawaii shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524736
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

It hurts that I used to do this before I just gave up trying to pretend all together. Well now I'm going to cry, fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524699
It was alright. Not as good as The Dark Knight, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9524736

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Movies are a terrible place to enjoy terrible media so I haven't gone to one in 5 years.