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9628919 No.9628919 [Reply] [Original]

How are you guys masturbating these days?
What tools are you using?

I haven't been doing so well, masturbation material is too boring.

How can I get rid of the feelings of regret, and sadness when I finish masturbating? I feel so depressed after.

>> No.9628922

How fucking aspie do you have to be to feel ashamed after masturbating?

>> No.9628926

>>9628919
Using my hand and a dirty towel.

I'm in a funk and feel too lazy right now to even masturbate properly for max enjoyment. I did order my first onahole a few weeks ago, so when it finally arrives (SAL shipping) I hope that changes.

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9628935

Oh god I just popped in from /v/ to check this place out and you guys are worse than we could ever be. And to think I thought I was beta...

>> No.9628936

>>9628922
I feel like I should be doing something productive.

>> No.9628932

I didn't know people used tools other than porn-viewing aids for masturbation. Seems like it wouldn't be worth the effort.

>> No.9628940

touhou rape bondage never gets boring

>> No.9628942

>>9628936
You probably shouldn't post here anymore.

>> No.9628947
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9628947

>>9628935

DECOY THREAD SUCCESSFUL. THREAT AVERTED.

Get back to posting Saten, everyone.

>> No.9628948

>>9628926
Speaking of maximum enjoyment.

I'm intact and everything but I feel like I have weak orgasms, It's not like I'm masturbating daily or anything.

>> No.9628951
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9628951

>>9628947
aw yeah

>> No.9628954

>>9628942
I can't stop!

>> No.9628962

since i bought a laptop, i stopped.

infinite accessibility makes it boring, and my fetish is too niche.

>> No.9628970

>>9628962
What's your fetish?

>> No.9628971

I haven't masturbated in over 7 months. Feels pretty strange.

>> No.9628977

>>9628971
How have been managing to distract yourself for 7 months?

>> No.9628983

>>9628970
diaper stuff, strictly not furry.

i guess the real problem is i've seen all of it.

>> No.9628987 [DELETED] 

Should I get an onahole or just kidnap I small child?

>> No.9628994

>>9628948
Was that irony at the end of your post?
I used to jack off everyday and shared the same feeling the OP has. After thinking about it and the occult belief that ejaculations drain men's vitality I limited my masturbation to 3 days a week. I stopped being depressed and could actually masturbate to almost anything.

Stop masturbating so much /jp/

>> No.9628996

Should I get an onahole or just kidnap a small child?

>> No.9628999

did anyone else think of Osana Reimu when they saw that pic?

>> No.9629012

>>9628977
I've only been going for 20 days, the first 3-5 days were the hardest but after that I just haven't really gotten the urge.

>> No.9629015

>>9628996
Both and insert the onahole inside the childs armpit or belly button. Play safely you pedophile.

>> No.9629019

I usually do this: I masturbate slowly and smoothly, and in the meantime I look for good material to save. I force myself to last longer because I need to finish saving the good stuff, so I'm a lot of time at the limit of ejaculating.

When I decide that a pic of video is good enough, I finish with it, and it feels good.

I would buy a prostate stimulator but I'm sure my mom would find it, and she already suspects that I'm gay.

>>9628919
What are your fetishes?

>>9628996
Even the vagina of a small child gets torn and fucked up, and it's hard to dispose of the child. A onahole is better, and if it gets old, you can replace it.

>> No.9629022

>>9628994
No, there was no irony intended. I've just heard that for some people that were masturbating daily or more, for them it had effects on the quality of their orgasm.

>> No.9629025

I always fap 3 times a day, at certain times of the day. With that, I maxime the amount of cum I let out.

>> No.9629027

I have a comforter blanket that I molest every night whilst wanking; it turns me on

>> No.9629041

>>9629019
>if it gets old, you can replace it

You can do this with children too.

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>>9629019
>Even the vagina of a small child gets torn and fucked up

>> No.9629062

>>9629041
Well, whatever floats your goat, but don't waste the child's meat, eat it.

>> No.9629068

I don't masturbate.

>> No.9629076

>>9629068
Enjoy your prostate cancer.

>> No.9629074

>>9629068
Lying is wrong.

>> No.9629079

How far can you guys shoot?

Any tips on getting maximum distance?

>> No.9629087

Left hand for the tip, right hand for stroking the rest is my secret.

>> No.9629090

>>9629079
I shoot directly into an old sheet that was once white. I've never achieved any distabce ever.

>> No.9629093

>>9629087
I wish my dick was big enough to do that

>> No.9629112

>>9629074
Yes it is. I sure am glad I don't lie.

>>9629076
Okay.

>> No.9629108

>>9629074
Go preach your morals somewhere else.

>> No.9629138

Take a break for a week. Guaranteed to have a far better sensation.

>> No.9629140

I recently felt a little burned out, but today I noticed there's new Sachisuke's comic, so all's good. He's finally getting back to the good stuff, too.

>> No.9629147

>>9629093
Post pics?

>> No.9629155

>>9629079

Dragging the session out is really the only way I've ever achieved any distance. If I can make myself last 30 minutes or more, it's like a volcano, but 10 minutes and it barely dribbles out.

>> No.9629177

It usually takes me a bout 2-4 hours to masturbate because I'm constantly getting distracted by little details and then want to find more content featuring those details.

Usually, by the end of a masturbation session I have over 225 tabs open. I always bookmark all the tabs for future use, but I rarely actually make use of them.

If I'm masturbating to something like traps, I use a highlighter for anal stimulation.

If masturbating to loli, I may play some denpa in the background.

>> No.9629180

I masturbate multiple time on a daily basis. In spite of that my orgasms are awesome, so I don't think there is a direct link between too much fapping and reduced sensibility. That or I am some kind of freak, which is also a possibility.

By the way, I bought an onahole today and shit is so cash.
>>9628919

>> No.9629183

>>9629177
You some sort of homo?

>> No.9629246

>>9629177
How many bookmarks you have by now?

>> No.9629338
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9629338

i want to go without for atleast 5 days or two weeks, but i can't help it.... masturbation is a primal urge for relieve myself of sexual frustration

>> No.9629353

>>9629246
82 folders, all with around 200 bookmarks. I've probably deleted about a hundred folders by now.

>> No.9629355

A normal masturbation thread? Not even tool assisted or anal? How boring... what's the point?

>> No.9629443
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9629443

Lately I've been using a back massager to masturbate and it feels better than sex. I can cum in just a few seconds with it but I usually prolong it.
True story it's the same back massager that made me discover masturbation 20 years ago. I just found it hidden away at my parents house after not seeing it for 18 years. The first time I used it, it blew my fucking mind.

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9629474

I learned to masturbate by humping my aunts butt.

We were watching a movie. It was 1998? 97?
It was about some ice climbers stuck in an avalanche made cavern and used morse code to communicate with walkie talkies.
Anyways, as I was watching the movie I was resting on my aunts back since I was a little kid. My penis felt really good the moment it rubbed a bit. Then I kept doing it a lot and I came. I forget if my aunt did anything, but I always tried to do lewd things with her like touch her boobs or catch her naked while she was getting dressed.
She must have been around 18 or 19 at the time, and I 7 or 8.

these days I masturbate at least once a day, even if I try to hold off I just can't resist. I don't have onaholes or anything like that, but I do have a wide variety of fap material. I dont limit myself to 2D or 3D.

I've also started to feel sad while masturbating too OP, after I cum. It used to push the lonely thoughts away, but now it doesn't at all.

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>>9629443
I finally found the exact vibrator.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/PANASONIC-PANABRATOR-IX-EV227-MASSAGER-VIBRATOR-VARIABLE-SPEED-/140822645733
?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20c9af0be5

>> No.9629481

>>9629474
Your aunt knew exactly what you were doing, and she loved it.

>> No.9629496

>>9629477

>Item condition: Used

Eww...

>> No.9629503

>>9629477
how do you use a vibrator if you're a boy?

>> No.9629508

I'm not, I moved back home and have to share a room with someone who never leaves the house. It's just too much of a hassle.

I lived alone for 5 years, it was nice while it lasted. I'm probably better off like this, anyways. I haven't gotten a single boner since I stopped 2 months ago outside of the occasional fantasy dream.

>> No.9629531

>>9629503
You put it on your dick.

>> No.9629537

>>9629531
That doesn't seem like it would work.

>> No.9629554

I haven't masturbated ever since some nerd posted on here that you'll go bald. It's been like months.

>> No.9629566

>>9629564
Maybe he's a cute trap.

>> No.9629564

>>9629554
You aren't shaving your head already?

>> No.9629567

>>9629537
It works.

>> No.9629589

Every time I try to stop masturbating I end up just cumming in my sleep.
How do you guys avoid this?

>> No.9629607

>>9629589
Why do you want to stop?

>> No.9629618

>>9629607
Just to see what it's like. It might be convenient to not have the urge to masturbate every day.

>> No.9629621

>>9629589
Masturbate once a week.

>> No.9629623

I deepthroated my toothbrush while masturbating once. I hurt my throat.

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>>9629623

>> No.9629664

>>9629177
I don't understand.
Please explain more.

>> No.9629690

>>9629079
I have given myself an accidental facial a couple of times. The longer the session the more force it seems to have.

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