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Did you guys have any dreams/goals while growing?

>> No.9731294

I dreamed of fucking your mom.

I made that dram come true tonight :)

>> No.9731297

>>9731294
Is this you?

>>9731179

Good job, by the way. Being original is so uncommon nowadays.

>> No.9731298

I didn't, I just enjoyed growing up and having fun.

And I like pictures like that. Have anymore?

>> No.9731299

>>9731294
I had the same dream and I've been living it for years. You're late, man.

>> No.9731306

I wanted to be an astronaut.

>> No.9731303

>>9731288
Is this you?

>>9731291

>> No.9731304

>>9731297
welcome to /jp/ now go back to /le animu/. By the way I also fucked you're mother.

>> No.9731308

I wanted to be the greatest shit poster /jp/ has ever seen.
Too bad OP beat me to it.

>> No.9731313

I wanted to be a dragonslayer. I learned too late that there are no more dragons. Shit sucks.

>> No.9731312

>>9731298
na brah

>>9731303
lol nope

>> No.9731319

I wanted to move to America and marry Zooey Deschanel when I was 17. Does that count?

>> No.9731342

I wanted to be a surgeon when I was like 10, then I wanted to be a famous comic-artist at 11 but mom wanted me to be a pianist, at 12 I wanted to be a surgeon again, at 13 I lost hope, 8 years later I have become the human equivalent of a cat.

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>>9731342
>8 years later I have become the human equivalent of a cat.

>> No.9731406

>>9731348
What the fuck are you doing on /jp/, retard? Just go away. You are literally an unfunny 17 year old who discovered the internet a month ago (made evident by naming yourself after some retarded football player on an anonymous imageboard, your shitty posting and epic random reaction faces)

Make yourself taller out of /jp/

>> No.9731509

When i was 7 years old i remember that everyone was talking about how they wanted to grow up and how awesome it will be and i was the only one that didn't what to grow up at that age.I knew what was coming for me.

>> No.9731540

Strangely enough, no. All I wanted to do was go on an adventure in some magical land one day and I never grew out of that desire.

>> No.9731891

I dreamt of never having to grow up and go to work.

I also dreamt of saving the world, but as I got older I realized that world doesn't need saving other than from itself.

>> No.9731922

>>9731406
I wish /sp/ actually worked as a containment board but it doesn't :(

>> No.9731932

Not really, no. I guess I wanted to be rich, and I still do.

>> No.9731938

I only wish I was a normalfag.

Being sort of extrovert (and officially diagnosed aspergers) with social anxiety and afraid of getting a haircut only made it worse.
The times my hair was short girls actually talked to me.

>> No.9731942

I wanted to be a writer, so I wrote short stories for my English teacher. Then I wanted to be a comic book artist, but found that I had trouble breaking that wall from amateur to pro artist.

Now I want to be a visual novel writer, but I have trouble finding reliable artists.

The irony is...stifling, to say the least.

>> No.9731948

to collapse the capitalist system in my country and create a communist system for the worker by the worker. it's still my dream and increasingly becoming a reality

>> No.9731957

I will pursue my dreams once I get to Thailand. Till then, I'll pursue otaku culture and the ideal NEET life!

since I already missed my chance at the ideal high school life

>> No.9731963

>>9731406
no u

>> No.9731987

I wanted to become a pilot, I still have my PPL, CPL and ME ratings and can fly small multi-engined aircraft for money, the aim was to become a full-fledged cargo airline pilot and work for someone like UPS, TNT, FedEX etc.

Went for my ATPL Medical and found out my eyes were too bad by .2 diopses, so I became a NEET.

>> No.9731995

i wanted to believe.

>> No.9732019

I wanted to become a mother but I have a sperg uterus that has rendered me pretty much baron. Thanks genetics.

Not that it matters anyway, I'm here after all.

>> No.9732021

>>9732019
Why don't you just kidnap a baby?

>> No.9732024

I had a dream that I would feel that feel when no gf

>> No.9732023

>>9732019
btw I'm a girl

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>>9732023
This wasn't me, it's a fat NEET who thinks /jp/ is a secret club, well done, I hope you feel trolltastic using elementary mobbing tactics.

>>9732021
Why would I? If I wanted to take care of a child that isn't mine I'd adopt.

>> No.9732028

>>9732019
*barren

my condolences, being inferitile must be crushing. for how long have you wished to raise some younglings? what's specifically sperg about your uterus?

>> No.9732037

I wanted to be a computer game programmer.
Now I hate computer games, I suck at them, I think there's far too many, I can't program, and I hate programming.

>> No.9732039

>>9732027
Adoption is hard. You have to prove that you're a good candidate and that's difficult when you're a NEET.

Maybe try connecting with people online, do a black market adoption. You just find a pregnant girl and offer to take her baby off her hands. Later you can take the baby to the courthouse and get a birth certificate, just say that you gave birth at home.

>> No.9732047

>>9732028
It's pretty shit, I was raised to be a housewife too, cooking (which pretty much sucked up my entire post-mandatory education years but thanks to it I have a massive culinary repertoire and practical experience), cleaning (which I did as a job from 14-19 at an office complex as well as at home), sewing (grandma taught me and I practiced regularly), Childcare (Raising my 2 younger siblings because my mother was a dumbshit drunk who just barely avoided loosing us all, if not for me I'd have spent my teen years in a childrens home) and even "modern home skills" like small/home business management and accounting.

But all for shit as nobody wants to marry a woman who can't perform the single most useful skill a woman has... Childbirth.

I've wanted to be a mother since I was 13-14, unfortunately endometriosis means not only do I have crippling period pain for days at a time, I also can't conceive unless I have an expensive surgery with a less than 50% chance of success, when I told my mother about it she shrugged it off and said "Yeah your auntie has that, I probably should have told you huh".

Oh gee thanks bitch, you couldn't have told me while I was a minor so I could have gotten tested and had treatment? Nooooo, you would have had to spend EVEN LESS on booze and cigarettes then huh.

>> No.9732054

>>9732047

>"Yeah your auntie has that, I probably should have told you huh".

What a bastard

>> No.9732053

>>9732047
i'm guessing the only feasible way to pass forth your genes is to extract an egg, artifically inseminate it and have another woman's uterus birth the child?

>> No.9732055

>>9732047
You should be the executive chef at /jp/ mansion

>> No.9732061

>>9732053
You mean surrogacy? No dice, my tubes are blocked anon, they would have to perform the operation just to get to them and depending on how severe my case is if they screw up they could kill me. not to mention how expensive it all is, hell I'd get it done just so I didn't have to writhe in pain every month as my body does the equivalent of stuffing a chicken egg through a mc donalds straw.

>> No.9732062

>>9732047
You could marry me. But to just be clear there will be no kissing or any other impure things.

>> No.9732075

>>9732062
Also I have a nephew whom requires care nearly every day as parents are at work.

>> No.9732078

>>9732062
Then what would be the point? All I've ever wanted was to feel loved anon, but because I'm not enough of a cunt to lead a guy on and then say "hurr btw I can't have kids" I never get the time of day.

Never had sex either because I don't want to ruin myself for the one guy who might maybe possibly one day if I'm lucky see past the fertility problems and love me in spite of it, I'm not stupid enough to be a hump and dump for a guy who couldn't give a shit about it because he doesn't give a shit about me.

>> No.9732081

>>9732047
Not that it means anything, but I wouldn't have a problem marrying you. I don't intend to carry on my gene pool and seek only an individual happiness through love and romance and shit.

Plus those who've experienced loss or tragedy tend to be stronger and better people overall.

>> No.9732084

>>9732047
Is this one of those, "Hello, I am a desirable girl, I only want someone to love me ;__; *wink wink*" trolls?

I can't tell any more.

>> No.9732089

>>9732078
But why wouldn't I love you? I love all my friends. Fertility is not an issue as I wish to remain pure.

>> No.9732093

>>9732089
I think she wants a monogamous, exclusive love. It means more to some people when they feel like they're the most important person in the world to someone else.

Purity is selfish, if you ask me. Becoming corrupted for someone you care about is the most precious kind of love.

>> No.9732100

>>9732093
Why would someone that cares for me want me to become impure? I just want the best chances to be reborn in Gensokyo. I don't think there is anything wrong with sex but I would never want to steal someone's chance at happiness.

>> No.9732109

Janitor, delete this shit. It only took one whore to derail this thread.

>> No.9732110

You faggots don't want to become a Wizard? I'm in training, 9 years left. And I don't even intend to change that, I just don't give a shit, unless I can materialize 2D girls that is.

>> No.9732111

>>9732047
Why are you here, again? Please don't post about your disgusting female business here.

>> No.9732113

>>9732109
Please don't bully.

>> No.9732114

>>9732100
It's not that they want you to become corrupted so you should go and become so, it's that you give enough of yourself to share the corruption so that you become corrupted together. Give a part of yourself to a person to show them they are unique.

>> No.9732119

>>9732078
please be in london

>> No.9732120

>>9732093
pretty much exactly this. You always tend to want what you didn't have growing up, guess what I grew up without.

Alcoholic mother who used to spend almost all of her welfare of booze and cigarettes, then had the shamelessness to bitch and moan about her "hard life looking after 3 children as a single mother".

She was a fucking terrible parent, she spent 90% of her time staring at the TV clutching a bottle of cheap cognac, smoking her face off, completely silent, and all she ever had to say was

"Have you fed the boys?"
"Have you bathed the boys?"
"Did you put the boys to bed?"
"Did you do the laundry?"
"Look at this place, it's a mess! Clean it up!"
"Have you seen my smokes?"
"Wheres my fuckin bottle of vodka, have you been drinking it!? DON'T LIE TO ME ANON!"
"What the fuck is that!? I'm not eating that"
"You useless little bitch, I wish I gave you up when you were 8"
"Your father was a useless bastard, just like you"

She never once told me she loved me and I'm still angry I cried at her funeral.

>> No.9732120,1 [INTERNAL] 

Hahaha, can't believe you nerds believed me.

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