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9752823 No.9752823[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do prisoners count as NEET/hikki

>> No.9752827

they still have to work

>> No.9752829
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9752829

That feel when your friend goes to jail and then on your turn immediately after you land on one of their properties with a hotel.

>> No.9752835

>>9752827
Only if they choose. Because most find total isolation inside stone maddening.

>> No.9752837

>>9752829
We never play long enough to get hotels

>> No.9752842
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9752842

Go ahead and find out.

>> No.9752848

>>9752837
You can get a hotel in the first turn if you aren't a casual who can't roll dice for shit.

>> No.9752857

>>9752848

You... what?

No, that's not possible.

>> No.9752862

>>9752848
>A hotel may be built on a color group only after all properties in the group have four houses
>first turn

>> No.9752868

>>9752862
There's a trick where you can land on a Community Chest and get a card that lets you keep rolling doubles without going to jail, and you can buy houses each time. You also need to land on a Chance to get the card that lets you advance one space whenever you choose.

I swear, it's like you faggots have never even played Monopoly.

>> No.9752870

>>9752868

Not with your crazy house rules, no.

You know you need to own a whole group to start building, right?

>> No.9752874

>>9752870
Which is why you land on each property of that color by rolling doubles. The Chance card is for when you land on, say, States Avenue, and then you need to advance to Virginia Avenue, since you can't roll halfs unless you've captured Mornington Crescent.

>> No.9752875

>>9752868
You mustve played one of those butchered and washed up versions of monopoly

>> No.9752878

>>9752874

What are you, Akagi?

I sure as hell don't remember that chance card, but I also don't remember those place names.

(Monopoly is a garbage game anyway, why am I debating this?)

>> No.9752876

>playing Monopoly
>Wallet of Holding in starting gear
>fuckyes.png
>land on Chance
>entire inventory becomes cursed
>mfw

>> No.9752881

>>9752878
>Monopoly is a garbage game anyway,

It's fun in tournies.

>> No.9752882

getting a Hotel on the first turn seems to be 1/10000000 chance

and would take 1 hour of rolling again again

then other players get sick

>> No.9752887

>>9752848
>can't roll dice for shit.

How can you skillfully roll the dice?
Teach me your ways.

>> No.9752888

>>9752882
My strategy to winning at board games is to annoy/bore the shit out of everyone else until they give up and say, "Let's play something else."

100% success rate so far.

>> No.9752891
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>>9752887
Have you read your SICM today?

>> No.9752895

>>9752891
I will never be as clever as you! ;_;

>> No.9752896

>>9752888
People like you just need to stay with Battleships and Chess

but really, do you even have to strategize for a casual game like monopoly

>> No.9752901 [DELETED] 

Yeah, I'm look on wikipedia and the monopoly wikia. There is no Community Chest card that has anything to do with doubles.

Not in any of the numerous standard versions, anyhow. So, what the hell version did you play, guy?

>> No.9752906

Yeah, I'm looking on wikipedia and the monopoly wikia. There is no Community Chest card that has anything to do with doubles.

Not in any of the numerous standard versions, anyhow. So, what the hell version did you play, guy?

>> No.9752910

This thread is about prisoners not monopoly.

>> No.9752911

>>9752896
I have low self-esteem so I feel like I'm not allowed to buy the good properties, or buy properties before anyone else.

I wish I was joking.

>> No.9752913

>>9752906
must be one of those kiddy versions

>> No.9752916

Does anyone here play Monopoly: The Gathering?

>> No.9752921

>>9752916
I want to play with you.

>> No.9752925

>>9752921
Play with THIS

*whips out deck*

>> No.9752973

I've never finished a single game of monopoly.

>> No.9752983

only solitary confinement, posting here is still socializing, you're in denial if you think you don't need to socialize with others

>> No.9753003

I never realised how ruthless Monopoly was until I hit my 20s.

Of course, I only play with myself, but Jesus titty fucking Christ do I get mad when I land on Me4's hotels.

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9753017

I have a sudden urge to play Monopoly but I haven't had anyone to play a board game with in decades.

Feels like a broken family, man.

>> No.9753019

>>9753003
Monopoly really goes from, "What? Only $13? Okay, whatever." to, "I HAVE TO GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY AND SELL ALL MY HOUSES?" really quickly.

>> No.9753022

Someone explain mortgaging to me. Is it just a last resort for money? I flip the card over, and I get the amount of money on the reverse?

>> No.9753023
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9753023

I just moved back in with my parents and brother.

You think they would kick my ass and call me a virgin nerd loser freak if I suggested family game night?

>> No.9753031

>>9753023
I would personally track down your IP and kick your ass you sick fuck.

>> No.9753033

I have the Nintendo Monopoly set.
Is there a free online monopoly?

>> No.9753034

I want to play role playing games.
http://youtu.be/Ok81oNLF9ic

Look at these people having fun for four hours. I want to have fun.

>> No.9753040

>>9753017
I played a monopoly computer game once. It was nice since you could just play against computer controlled players. I think the CD came in a cereal box.

>> No.9753043

I remember a Monopoly video game were Pennybags was cast with a Texan accent and he'd shout, "WHERE'S MAH MONEH?"
Anyone know which one I'm talking about?

>> No.9753046

I tried playing monopoly once and no one wanted to trade properties with me unless I made it completely in the other person's favor, including making them exempt from paying rent on my properties.

>> No.9753050

I have Jeopardy on Sega Genesis. You can play that against computer. It hard because spelling and things changed.

>> No.9753055

Do people really collect Monopoly sets? There's one for every major franchise as well as for every large city. They wouldn't bother making those if they didn't sell right?

>> No.9753063

Pogo.com has multiplayer monopoly but you have to register.

>> No.9753062

>>9753040
It's bullshit because the computer will do stupid trades with each other and give one of them the ability to build hotels early in the game, but they will go at any length to fuck you and screw you out of owning anything more than 1 property of a few colors.

>> No.9753066

>>9753055
They have them for god damn universities and soccer teams now.

>> No.9753078

>>9753063
Anyone wanna play Risk or Monopoly on there?

Preferably with 4 /jp/sies.

>> No.9753081

>>9753055
I don't know, but I had a Pokemon Monopoly set. I would say that the fact that it was Pokemon was the only thing driving me to even play that game.

>> No.9753083

>>9753066

It's only a matter of time before we get Monopoly: Snapple edition

>> No.9753086

>>9753078
I would but I'm waiting for my mom to make me food and I don't eat at my keyboard on principle.

>> No.9753088

>>9753081
I was good at Pokemon Yatzee with my sister, but it lead to disaster when I thought that it was anything like real Yatzee and tried to play.

>> No.9753087

>>9753086
Fine, fuck you.

Asshole.

>> No.9753097

>>9753088
Oh man, I know how that feels. I don't know if I've ever been playing Monopoly the way it was supposed to be played.

>> No.9753099

>>9753063
I tried to use that but I just get thrown into games that have already started.

Retarded as fuck.

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