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9958135 No.9958135[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Marisa is leaving

You have one post to convince her not to go

>> No.9958139

I love you

>> No.9958141

>>9958135
Go. Come on bro, what are you waiting for?

>> No.9958145

Leaving? Leaving what? Going where?

>> No.9958144

Don't go.

>> No.9958147
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9958147

>>9958139

>> No.9958149
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9958149

I'm sorry! I know I keep saying it, but I really will fix those pipes this time!

>> No.9958150

Master Spark.

>> No.9958162

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

Marisa, without you there IS NO ANON. Please... stay here on /jp/ with us. We can work it out. We can because we love you more than anyone else.

>> No.9958154

>>9958135
Okay >>9957870

>> No.9958157
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9958157

Pls.

>> No.9958167

"Give me back my wallet"

>> No.9958169

Don't need to. If it's really Marisa and not some fanon filth, then I respect her enough that there's no way I'd try to stop her from doing anything she wants to do (not that I could anyway, but an exception would be if she tried to kill me. that still wouldn't make me lose my respect for her though).

>> No.9958175

I didn't mean you had to lose a LOT of weight, just a little! It's not that big a deal, you're still very attractive.

>> No.9958176

>>9958135
She has no personality to speak of. Let her go on her little quest to find one. She'll probably steal Alice's and be done with it, though.

>> No.9958177

>>9958162
Add this song to that one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlKaVFqxERk&feature=related

>> No.9958179

Bye, bitch. I'll take REALLY good care of Reimu while you're gone hehehe

>> No.9958183

Don't let the door hit you

>> No.9958204

>>9958183
I'm not a native murrican.

Anyone care to explain what does that expression mean? Like, why are you telling someone not to hit their ass when they leave? Why would they do that? It's pretty hard to hit your own ass with a door.

>> No.9958214

>>9958204
It means don't stand around contemplating it while in the doorway and get out.

>> No.9958211

>>9958204
what that expression means*

sorry my english is shit

>> No.9958222

Imma let you finish but Mima is the best magician of all time, of all time

>> No.9958215

Marisa... please.. d-don't go..

>> No.9958219

>>9958204
It's sarcasm. By half-heartedly expressing concern, you make fun of them.

>> No.9958218

>>9958204
It means "don't regret it or have second thoughts about it". As in, you open the door to leave and let go of it, but then you stand still at the doorstep, half inside half outside, with the door ending up hitting your butt.

Regards from a non-native american.

>> No.9958229

>>9958218
>>9958214
Thank you so much, murrican eagle and non-murrican eagle.

>> No.9958232

She'll be back after "work".
Go do domestic chores and wait earnestly for her.

>> No.9958239

You did something bad, Marisa. I know that she was your friend. I know you didn't mean to do that to Reimu. That it was an accident.

You were friends, and even now you are still friends. That's why you cannot run, Marisa. Come with me and turn yourself in. Maybe Reimu isn't here to be there for you anymore, but I'll stay with you the whole time in her place.

But if you run away? That friendship you cherished so much until last night will mean nothing.

Come on. It's time to go. Take my hand and we'll do this together.

>> No.9958241

>>9958218
>>9958214
typical amerifats with fat asses

>> No.9958242

>>9958229
Where are you from, by the way?

>> No.9958236

>>9958222
Who?

>> No.9958238

Marisa you are my #1 Tou-Bro, my life will be immeasurably void of happiness without you. Pls don't go D:

>> No.9958246

>>9958236
You better take that back!

>> No.9958256

>>9958242
Venezuela.

Nigger, Chavez, etc.

>> No.9958257

All right...direct...

Marisa, I love you. I love everything about you, more so than anything else in my life. I've loved you for as long as I can remember, and always will.
I know it isn't fair to drop this on you just before you leave, but if this is my last chance then I'm taking it, dammit.

>> No.9958271

>>9958246
Who is this Mima person?

>> No.9958268

>>9958256
No, I like Venezuela. They are laid-back. I hope your leader gets better from his cancer. He's the best thing to happen to south america since Salvador Allende. I think we all know how that ended, though.

>> No.9958288
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9958288

PLEASE DON'T GO
PLEASE DON'T GO
PLEASE DON'T GO
PLEASE DON'T GO
BABY I LOVE YOU SO
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I'M GONNA MISS YOUR LOVE
THE MINUTE YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR

>> No.9958295

>>9958288
wrong pic, they're from uwotm8 innit

>> No.9958299

>>9958295
make a spurdo for england then

>> No.9958321
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9958321

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting. I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful touhou to grace us with her presence in Gensokyou, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts in jp and in 2D life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a touhou as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

>> No.9958327
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9958327

>>9958257
>>9958139
>>9958162

N-no... no! NO! YOU DON'T GET TO THROW THAT AT ME WHEN I'M LEAVING!

Why...? WHY?! ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN SUFFERING, AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU... YOU SELFISH PIG! HOW DARE YOU?! I HATE YOU!

STAY AWAY FROM ME! AND DON'T COME FIND ME! GOODBYE!

>> No.9958330

You forgot your car key.

>> No.9958337
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9958337

when i read this i instantly thought of the tripfag from /k/, and was like 'why would i want him to stay'

>> No.9958338
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9958338

>>9958327

This is the worst day of my life. Now I can't even go to Gensokyo when I kill myself. What now?

>> No.9958344

what race/ethnicity is marisa?

>> No.9958351

>>9958344

Japanese

>> No.9958356

>>9958344
witch

>> No.9958357

>>9958344
white/german

>> No.9958359

Bye, bitch. And return everything you "borrowed" you whore.

>> No.9958362

>>9958338
You search for Marisa, dummy.

>> No.9958364

>>9958327
There's a limit to how far you can stretch reactions while still being believable, anonymous.

>> No.9958371

>>9958362

And ZUN had his next plot.

>> No.9958379

BUT DON'T STOP IF I FALL AND DON'T LOOK BACK
OH BABY DON'T STOP BURY ME AND FADE TO BLACK

>> No.9958389

>>9958327
No wonder they say this board likes roleplaying.

>> No.9958405
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9958405

BABY COME BACK
ANY KIND OF FOOL COULD SEEEE
THERE WAS SOMETHING
IN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOOOOOUUU

BABY COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEE
I WAS WRONG
AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOOOOOUUU

>> No.9958407

>>9958371
I find it would be more appropriate if Reimu went missing, as it would resemble "Mario is Missing".

>> No.9958408

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>> No.9958413

Do you remember where you put my car keys?

>> No.9958417

>>9958327
Good luck leaving. Remember that Hakurei barrier?

>> No.9958430

The quicker she leaves the quicker I can get to looting her home.

>> No.9958432

>>9958327
>AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
But I did...

>> No.9958434
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9958434

Leaving? But you just got here.

>> No.9958437

>>9958371

Spring 2013

Touhou 14: Sunshine Disappearance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y74SDuejOoE&feature=related

The search is on.

>> No.9958459

>>9958437

Sounds like a Haruhi episode title, except the music.

>> No.9958479

>>9958327
shut up and kiss me

>> No.9958523
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9958523

I swear to god I'll finish her off if you leave. You want her blood on your hands?

>> No.9958531

>>9958479

GET AWAY FROM ME! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER!

>> No.9958565

Sure, just run away from everything, just like you've always been doing.

>> No.9958579

>>9958531
*smooch*

>> No.9958592

>>9958531
I can't do that.
Sorry, but I can't just leave you to your suffering.

>> No.9958593

Can I have your Mimi-chan?

>> No.9958621

>>9958579
>>9958592

......... uuuuuUUUUGGGGHHH! YOU... YOU BASTARD!

*you are left reeling. It take a moment to register that she slapped you*

Y-you... you have no... no right... *hic*

>> No.9958637
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9958637

Roleplaying thread!

I'm Marisa da-ze~

>> No.9958639

>>9958621
Enough of this shit.
*Whips out dick*

>> No.9958654

>>9958621
hugs

>> No.9958659

>>9958639
This guy

Fuck her so silly she forgets that she wanted to leave in the first place

>> No.9958667

>>9958659
>implying that wouldn't be rape

>> No.9958675

>>9958667
Marisa loves fun activities, she'll be okay with it.

>> No.9958670

>>9958621
I know. I'm sorry.
Pretty stupid, aren't I?

>> No.9958681

>>9958667
Fuck her so silly that she regrets not leaving sooner.

>> No.9958747

>>9958659
>>9958681
This is a horrible idea.

>> No.9958754

>>9958747
It is not rape if she loves you. So rape her until she loves you, and all is well.

>> No.9958775

>>9958769
Yes it does.

>> No.9958769

>>9958754
It doesn't work like that.

>> No.9958779

>>9958775
No, it doesn't.

>> No.9958784

>>9958779
Yes it does.

>> No.9958787

>>9958779
It absolutely does.

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