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What did your parents get you for Christmas /jp/?

>fellio when siblings got laptops and video games and you only got clothes

>> No.11740374

When was the last time you wore clothes?

>> No.11740377

grownups don't need toys

>> No.11740385

400 bucks for my trip to japan this summer.

>> No.11740387

Maybe your family is poor, if you get a job you could help them and yourself...

>> No.11740399

I told them I didn't want anything, so my dad gave me 200$.

Okay.

>> No.11740400

>>11740387
I already have a job....

>> No.11740403 [SPOILER] 
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100$. Now I can finally get better internet.

>> No.11740405

>>11740403

It's funny because I'm probably going to get $100 in a card like always......
and clothes

>> No.11740411

Nothing. I bought myself some tactical gear and the Marisa cosplay I had commissioned came in, which was a nice surprise.

>> No.11740416

>>11740364
read that as fellatioed siblings

was severely disappointed

>> No.11740459

I got P4G and Bravely Default for myself.

And I got some books and clothes.

>> No.11740463

Feelio when you get nothing and are alone on christmas day so you go jp

>> No.11740466

>>11740416
My brother, we are the same.

>> No.11740468

Laser photocoagulation surgery. Oh god, why.

>> No.11740469
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>>11740364
i got free lunch, free alcohol and tomorrow free dinner and more alcohol yeeeeeeaah

>> No.11740472

A pet panther. Thanks mom...

>> No.11740474

A phone because they actually believed me when I told them that I couldn't call them because I didn't have one.

>> No.11740476

My mom got me a $15 gift card to Taco Bell

I am ecstatic

>> No.11740478

presents are for kids

>> No.11740479

>>11740474
LEL

>> No.11740481

>>11740479
Truly a VIP quality response. I am honoured.

>> No.11740483

Nothing. My family isn't Christian.

>> No.11740490

>>11740481
If you can't handle /jp/'s culture, maybe you should just run on back to SAoVQ or the text boards, you dumb shitposting pussy.

>> No.11740491

>>11740399
I nearly got into a fight with my dad when he tried to do this.

He is an old man, he should be spending his $60 on himself, not his useless son

>> No.11740495

>>11740490
"LEL" isn't /jp/ culture at all, you dirty crossie.

>> No.11740498
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>>11740364
It's also my birthday, I got nothing

>> No.11740504

>>11740495
It is when it's all caps or extended like LEEEEEEEEEEEEEL. Leave it to some ascii art spamming VIP loser to not be able to tell the difference.

>> No.11740506

I got a 50 dollar gift card to a clothing store. I am going to buy a parka!

>> No.11740507

>>11740387
If his family is poor, why would the other siblings get laptops and games? Everyone should get equally shit gifts.

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>>11740403

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

fuck I love this OST

>> No.11740512

>>11740411

T-tactical gear?!
S-snake?!

>> No.11740513

>>11740498
Im sorry Jesus-san. (´･ω･`)

>> No.11740514
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some games, an animu figure, a 3ds case and a new bag.
i'm very excited

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>>11740509
jeez get a grip fuggen nerd

>> No.11740521

I got nothing accept my eight-year-old niece for the day. I guess it's better than spending Christmas alone with a bottle of tramadol.

>> No.11740525
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Clothes, exactly what I wanted because I hate shopping. Jeans didn't fit though.

>> No.11740530
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a job application

>> No.11740533

You just know how badly overran by subhum/a/ns /jp/ is based on how serious the replies are in this ironic survey thread.

>> No.11740538

I got nothing but some guy on twitch gave me DayZ so that's pretty cool

>> No.11740568

I got a book from my sister.

>> No.11740570

>>11740568
What book?

>> No.11740574

>>11740570
how to fuckin kill yourself

>> No.11740572

>>11740570
Structured Computer Organization by Andrew Stuart Tanenbaum.

>> No.11740581

>>11740570
SICP.

>> No.11740584
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A new monitor and this.
I'm not even American.

>> No.11740599

>>11740498
>slut_machine.jpg
that's why you got nothing you fucker
I hope you die

>> No.11740601

>>11740584
Of course you're not an American, you filthy secessionist.

>> No.11740605

>>11740584
What? Did you ask for a confederate flag?
>>11740530
lol

>> No.11740606
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>>11740533
its been common for a long time now for /jp/ to talk about gfs and shit

if your hear for a super sekret club you're gonna be disappointed as fuck

just enjoy christmas u fuckin fag

>> No.11740609

>>11740601
I'm British and never even left Europe.

>> No.11740611

>>117406
That's not true.

>> No.11740613

>>11740609

chelsea fan?

>> No.11740615

>>11740605
>What? Did you ask for a confederate flag?
Nope. Both me and my dad are pretty /pol/ when it comes to some views but I didn't expect this.
Ah well, it looks nice in my room when people on the streets look in through my window.

>> No.11740619

>>11740611

Sup !bar.

>> No.11740620

>>11740606
That's simply not true.

>> No.11740621

>>11740613
Not much of a football fan at all, but Celtic > Everything.

>> No.11740624

>>11740619
insulting

>> No.11740626

>>11740620
>>11740624

Who is this retard...?

>> No.11740628

>>11740609
You should come to America and buy a trucker hat with a confederate flag on it. I have one of those and everyone loves it.

>> No.11740633

>>11740626

Just how new are you?

>> No.11740630

>>11740628
I'd like to.
Mail me one, dude.

>> No.11740635

>>11740633

Put your tripcode back on, you nobody. I need to filter you and it needs to stick.

>> No.11740638

>>11740635

Very new then. Definitely a post split crossie.

>> No.11740652

>>11740469
I also got some booze.
Yeah yay peace peace!

>> No.11740653

Puzzle book
Tea
Mug
Socks
Towel

( ; _ ; )

>> No.11740662

>>11740638
Probably doesn't even remember Bokusatsu threads on /a/.

In before an autist calls them cancerous.

>> No.11740663

900$ in cash
socks
cookies

>> No.11740673

Feelio when buying everyone else expensive/thoughtfulpresents and getting gift cards.

Now I know why the rich hate Christmas,

>> No.11740679

>>11740653 cont

The thing is I don't think I have anything I want I can ask my parents for. I don't really want much else other than anime merchandise, female clothing/cosplay, kigurumi pyjamas, a dollfie and pretty things in general.

I bet if I were born a girl I would get nicer things...

>> No.11740682

>>11740662

Kill yourself !bar.

>> No.11740698

A trip to spain.

It's boring and cold /jp/, i wish i was home playing a VN.

>> No.11740709

>>11740521
getting to spend christmas with a cute loli is a nice gift, even if it wasn't from your family.

do you think Jesus is looking out for /jp/sies, in his own way?

>> No.11740716

>>11740709

I am a Catholic, albeit a lapsed one, so of course I do, Jesus loves everyone, you jus needt to come accept that you are worthy of love. I don't care how uncool that wouild seem to normies.

>> No.11740723

>>11740364
50 euros

>> No.11740724

>>11740716

Holy fuck I'm drunk, I can;t even typr anymore

>> No.11740732

>>11740364
I got a computer a few weeks ago.
Today I got some candy, and some walnuts, and an orange.
I also let my parents know I failed all my classes last semester, and I need to drop out of college to work part time and go to counseling.
It went over suprisingly well.

>> No.11740737

>>11740679
At least your parents are trying to humor your desires. Tea and a mug to enjoy it in. Socks to keep comfy in. And you better not be dissing a towel. Those are dead useful.

>> No.11740741

Nothing. I didn't get them anything neither.

>> No.11740742

>>11740512
Nah, just a dumb prepper 'otaku'

>> No.11740745

>>11740732

I feel sorry for you Americans, yu have to pay for conseling and shit, in Europe it's free, I wish you all the best and I hope you overcome your difficulties and make your way to Nippon in the end, or just enjoy a NEET life in peace.

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A longboard so I can get around the city.

>> No.11740774

Nothing. At least my parents aren't normals who celebrate such stuff.

>> No.11740796

>>11740774
That's a depressing attempt at justification

>> No.11740798

>>11740504
>feelio when LEL cunt is a ascii art spamming VIPPER.

>> No.11740810

A tablet which I'll probably never utilize unless my laptop breaks and the Assassin's Creed 2 trilogy.
Could've been worse.

>> No.11740815

quincy miophones

but i bought them myself because my parents would rather gamble

>> No.11740823

>>11740796
Yeah nah enjoy your sheeple consuming festival, normal. Please keep western religion out of /jp/!

>> No.11740829

Is that Revy? Messy girls are cute, sometimes.

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>>11740823
Christmas is a Japanese holiday for couples

>> No.11740854

>>11740798
It's acceptable as long as you do it ironically.

>> No.11740906

Money and a tea sampler set. The sampler set is nice because it has a gunpowder sampler and a different one that I wanted to buy when my current one ran out.

>> No.11740975

>>11740834

And KFC, or something.

Seriously, KFC somehow convinced Japan that Americans eat their food during Christmas.

>> No.11740989

Clothes are an awesome gift. They'll last longer than laptops or video games and you'll get more use out of them.

>> No.11741039

>>11740498
You've got us. And our love for you.

>> No.11741052

Nothing so far, but if last year is any indication, probably $100.

>> No.11741054

A computer chair, but I returned it for money because I like wooden chairs.

>> No.11741068

>>11740975
Is KFC even open on christmas in america?

>> No.11741190

Nothing...

>> No.11741217
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deodorant

>> No.11741295

>>11741068
why would jews close their shop on christmas

>> No.11741312

l got a book on sustainable agriculture and homesteading. It's very interesting.

>> No.11741314

I moved away from my parents long ago, making money from the bowels of the internet. They have no idea where I live but each year I send them a bottle of whisky around the $3000 price point and write them a letter of how much I disapprove of their abhorring lifestyle as super Christians. They won't drink alcohol.

>> No.11741320

Money. I plan on getting my first fig but all the touhou ones I have seen are not that good. I don't even know where to begin for figs. I might just get some more gunpla and fumos though. I have also considered buying every touhou game but I don't know the best way to give ZUN money for them.

>> No.11741325

>>11741314
>$3000 whisky
Wut.

>> No.11741327

>>11741320
Send Zun Bitcoins.
Pirate Games.

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I'm starting to think that this thread is not /jp/ at all!

>> No.11741349

A bit of money and some candy. I'm buying most of my stuff.

>> No.11741357
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>>11740834
Any /jp/ girls want to get together and celebrate it with me?

>> No.11741376
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A frying pan, a potato cutter, some random snacks, and a long-sleeve shirt. I guess I got some wine too, but I'm so incredibly sick I can't drink I might die from this fever.

I told her I didn't want anything.

>>11740581
I kind of have always wanted a physical copy of SICP. I should've just asked for that.

>>11741325
Fucking pleb go drink your jack daniel.

>>11741336
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... ?

>>11741357
What do you mean?

>> No.11741376,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why?

>> No.11741376,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11741376,1
/a/ shat the thread with reaction pics and screencaps.

>> No.11741376,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11741376,1
I have single-handedly gotten every Christmas thread deleted. The one's that's up now is next.

>> No.11741376,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11741376,2
Did you even look at the OP?

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