/lit/ - Literature

>>12475016

Waiting for Godot

>>11110898
Will anyone EVER master this as much as Beckett did?

He was a stickman. A gust of wind could probably knock him over.

>Sits down next to you
>Orders a full liter bottle of beer. No more, and no less.
>Tries to slip his bicycle off of his stale leg with the help of his non stale leg.
>Receives the beer from the elderly barkeep woman
>He preceeds to have anal sex with said woman because true love is in the anus (possibly)
>Uses an old worn daughter of James Joyce as a coaster, which he then takes down and puts it in his front-right pants pocket. Then he takes her out, transferring her to his right shirt pocket. He then removes her and puts her in his left-front pants pocket. He lets her sit there for a minute while he measures the waves of skin on the barkeeps ass and then he takes her out and again puts her into his right-front pants pocket. Then he immediately pulls her out, putting her this time into his left shirt pocket. He waits ten heartbeats and moves the daughter to his right shirt pocket. Then, in quick succession, He puts her in his right-front pants pocket, his left-front pants pocket, his left-rear pants pocket, his right-rear pants pocket and finally, back into his right-front pants pocket. Then he pulled her out again.
>Stares fresh-fucked into the distance.
>Takes a gulp of beer and looks at you
>"If there was anything worth writing about, I would have done it by now"
What would you do?