/lit/ - Literature

Pnin
I told my supervisor I’d have my report finished by monday but I won’t

>>16300555
storm of steel
killed my neighbors cat

>>16300555
king lear
broke into my neighbours house while they were on vacation and completely trashed it when i was 12

Dracula
Pissed on a girl two years younger than me when i was teenage because she said she'd do anything to be with me

>>16300615
based

Infinite Jest
I threatened to blow up my retarded stepbrothers minecraft house if he didn’t get a simple math question right.

>>16301297
did he get it right

>>16301528
No. He freaked out so I didn’t do it.

>>16300555
seymour: an introduction
Didn't confront bluntly the role my ex played in my life

>>16300615
What did she do? How did you piss on her?

>>16300615
based as fuck

>>16300589
Based favorite, Pnin is a perfect novel

>The Kingdom of God is Within You by Tolstoy
>I fucked a tranny on Grindr in NYC. This is absolutely my deepest secret, though I have done far worse things

>>16300555
>favourite book
right now its Paradise Lost
>the worst thing you've done or your deepest secret
if a well-known classic text is too difficult for me to me I just read a chapter-by-chapter summary and analysis

>>16301931
Based. Was she hot?


>>16301946
Either filtered or based. It's a retarded move to invest your time and effort in fruitless pain. Accumulating read books is nothing but a consoomer myth

>>16302022

Eh, not really, but I just went along with it, even though my initial inclination was to slam the door in its face once I saw it in person. Definitely not passing, but in my opinion none of them pass. This one was close, though.

(I had just broken up for about the 4th time (of maybe 8) with my girlfriend and went wild with a need for sex one night. Maybe this is because she and I had been having sex like 4 times a day because we both came from 'repressed' environments and were afforded total privacy by my living situation - so on the rebound going 3 days or whatever without sex was somehow too much. I don't really understand it in retrospect, because I haven't had sex in about 2 years and rarely think about it.)

Anyway, after I blasted a load in the tranny's ass (no condom obviously) I desperate washed by body with abrasive soap and Ajax to try to kill whatever diseases I might have gotten from contact with it - irrational, I know. My girlfriend and I reconciled. The first question she asked when we took off our clothes for the first time was why I was so red and scratched - I had really done a number on myself with the soap and Brillo.

>>16302064
You're psychotic

>>16302064
seek help, you sound like Papa Karamasov

I confessed in one of these thread and the priest (OP) didn'tt ell me what to do to repent.
What is the point of this?

>>16302079
>>16302113

Well, Father, how do I repent?

>>16302157
cut of your dick

>>16302123
>>16302157
Donate 10% of this month's income to camgirls in need.

You may go in peace.

>>16301931
I did the same not so long ago, I didn't like it much and probably wouldn't do it again but I don't let it weigh too heavily on me. It was pretty gay but least I know I'm probably not that gay.

>>16302064

Your experience seems quite a lot like mine, after a long-term but sexually active relationship my libido got pretty out of wack too. Was legitimately addicted to using dating apps for a few months just to fuck incessantly. Got to the point where I decided I wanted to experiment a bit and fucked a tranny from grindr. I felt indifferent to the sex, it was for the most part pretty bad and I found it pretty hard to finish.
I guess I can reconcile that I'm not into guys now, I still monger a bit on dating apps but things calmed down a bit after that.

>>16302187
camgilrs (male) ?

>>16302257
cumgirls

>>16300555
>Crime and Punishment
>Stuck a pencil into my friend's eye when I was little

>>16302257
Or camboys. Whoever seems to need the money most.

>>16300555
>The Waste Land & Other Poems
>One time I crossdressed as a goth girl and sucked a neckbeard that grabbed my ass at the bathroom of a black metal show. Every single time I remember I can smell the piss and sweat and makes me want to kill myself, plus, I don't know why I didn't flee when that creep touched me without my consent.

For the record, I'm not even trans or whatever. I was younger and needed to explore that side of my sexuality, but I guess I gave in to the first and most disgusting opportunity that came to me.

I don't even like metal.

Yes, before you ask, I think I looked good. I have facial features soft enough not to look like a brazilian manbeast. I looked like a sort of trashy Alice Glass

>>16300591
Its worse to kill your neighbors pet than to kill your neighbor.

>>16302187
Sacrilegious confessions are without profit. St. John Chrysistdom states the road to hell is paved with the skulls of priests. He's right. God is not mocked.

>>16300615
Based. Stupid slut had it coming.

>>16302064
Jesus man, control yourself. I swear the "need" to fuck makes some of you guys retarded

>>16302479
Well I'll be skipping down that road. Eat my ass, christfag

>>16302479
>St. John Chrysistdom states the road to hell is paved with the skulls of priests.
And fenced with the bones of wojackposters, I hope.

>>16302454