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>listen to librivox
>woman butchers the French pronunciation
>at the end she squeezes her email address into the recording for anyone who wants give feedback
>get really short with her
>she apologizes and says she is feels awful and she tried to get it right from what she could find on YouTube but no one knows any language besides English that she knows except a little Spanish and no but her reads really at all
>feel bad for her and tell her it’s okay for an effort and not don’t get discouraged
>she asks if I could help her a bit
>say okay
>she emails me voice recordings
>coach her a bit
>find out she is in love with French literature and has read In Search of Lost Time twice
>she starts asking me personal questions
>how old are you?
>tell her I’m 26
>cool she says
>ask her how old is she
>um, don’t be too judged but im 14
>immediately block her and ghost and spend the night hardly getting any sleep with my heart racing worried the cops are coping to show up

>> No.21593637

>>21593621
It's over for you anon, ready your asshole.

>> No.21593649
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>>21593621
>You brought a recording device and the French translation of Lolita to meet up with a 14 year old girl?
>What was going through your mind, anon?

>> No.21594256

funniest lit thread in a while

>> No.21594267

>>21593621
That's the right thing to do. Never contact minors online after you know they're minors. If you didn't know they were minors (as there wasn't any indication) you have an excuse, once you know it, you have no excuse.

>> No.21594293

>>21594267
i remember people blocking me after i told them my age and only understood why they did that years later lol

>> No.21594359

>>21593621
https://vocaroo.com/13mCY8dspKRo

>> No.21594375

>>21593621
Missed opportunity OP. You could have groomed her into a proper French dame for two-three years and made your move.

>>21594267
>Never contact minors online after you know they're minors
Why?

>> No.21594391

>>21594375
>Why?
Because it's dangerous. You don't want to go to jail to ruin your reputation. Don't test your luck. Even talking to adult women is dangerous these days.

>> No.21594418

>>21594391
>Even talking to adult women is dangerous these days.
Only if you have no game kek

>> No.21594433

>>21594418
I've seen people with "game" get their lives destroyed.

>> No.21594434

>>21594433
cope, incel

>> No.21594447

>>21594433
I'm a recluse and I find this phenomenon oddly fascinating. Care to share the details?

>> No.21594472

>>21594434
What does that have to do with incels, retard?
>>21594447
It was a rock musician (bass player) from my country. He was le handsome and whatnot. Fucked the groupies. Then he was cancelled. The private messages with the women were made public. He was part of two bands and both threw him out and disassociated themselves from him or whatever.

>> No.21594496

>>21594472
He flew too close to the sun. What a shame. I hope he can mend his reputation.

>> No.21594549
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>tfw no 14 year old french lit loving voice actress / book reader
:( I don't care about my reputation since I'm crypto retired and I'm fine with keeping it chaste until she's of legal age and we can get married.

>> No.21594569

>>21594549
>I'm crypto retired
how?

>> No.21594581

>>21594569
In one sense, I've accumulated enough wealth that I no longer need to work and I lie to everyone around it so they don't beg me for money or bother me about it.
In another sense I bought bitcoin and held it and now I have enough money to cover my expenses for basically 10 years. However I also expect the value of my crypto investments to increase 1000% in the next few years, so I foresee that I won't need to work ever again in my life as long as I stay moderately frugal in my expenses. So if I were to get an extremely young wife (legally), I wouldn't have to care about any social stigma because I could support us and our family without relying on anyone in particular.

>> No.21594582

>>21594569
>>21594549
*retarded
sorry

>> No.21594591

>>21594581
>only reason to not manipulate a child is because of social stigma
that’s gross, pedo freak

>> No.21594601

>>21594591
Is all contact with minors "manipulation"? Or is all courtship "manipulation"? Or maybe you're sexist and believe that women don't have agency?

What's really gross is old hags thinking they're at all appropriate for motherhood and being a wife: they're not. If you're 25+ you're expired goods, kindly escort yourself to the dumpster outback and make room for the younger women who still have a chance at happiness.

Classic literature agrees with me btw.

>> No.21594607

>>21594591
He never said he would manipulate a child. He said 18 and meeting her when she's 14 (teenager).

>> No.21594609

>>21594601
>Is all contact with minors "manipulation"? Or is all courtship "manipulation"? Or maybe you're sexist and believe that women don't have agency?
you have more power over the child and the child is easily manipulated, even if you don't intend to manipulate them the minor can't consent under these circumstances. it is not a neutral decision because you are there pressuring them into it.

>> No.21594611

>>21594609
minor =/= child

>> No.21594615

>>21594607
14 year olds are children. Spend any amount of time around 14, 15, and 16 year olds as someone over the age of 19 and immediately you realize how gross and dumb and kind of innocent in a “my prefrontal cortex isn’t done developing” kind of way they are. To be sexually attracted to them or desire them is to idealize them and not live near them—to reduce them to sex and ignore that they’re little people-to-be, absolutely not fully people yet.

>> No.21594618

>>21594611
what age are you talking about then? 14-year-old? even so, you still have considerable power over them, which makes them unable to consent.

>> No.21594632

>>21594609
>you have more power over the child
Wrong, I'm not their family, I'm just a friend. If anything teachers have too much power over the child, but without an institutional relationship with the minor, I have no more power over them than anyone else. Fuck outta here with that critical theory nonsense.
>the minor can't consent under these circumstances
Consent to what, exactly? Sex? There's no sex on the table because sex outside of marriage is wrong, and I'm content to wait until the audiobook voice actress with good taste is of legal age to enter into marriage.
The problem with you rotten hags is that you reduce everything to sex, because you wasted all your fertile years throwing away your innocence with extreme prejudice, basically ruining yourself for any kind of relationship more involved than a one night stand with at least two forms of birth control.
Claiming that women are too stupid or immature to make their own decisions is misogynist on the face of it. And again, classic lit agrees with me.

>> No.21594634

>>21594615
Many 14-17 y.o. females already have wide hips and developed tits. They are not children. They are biologically ready for reproduction at the very least. Nature is wise. Puritan liberals aren't. I don't even give a shit about teenagers, I prefer older women but I wouldn't shame some guy who says he feels attracted to them. It's certainly not an unnatural or even illegal thing in free nations.

>> No.21594636

>>21594634
>ignores all known neuroscience
Yeah alright loser you should kill yoursel

>> No.21594642

>>21593621
see you in 40 years anon

>> No.21594653

>>21594636
They are sexually active at that age. What's the real issue here? "She was just 17, you know what I mean." It was even in popular culture before puritan liberals started shaming men for having natural desires.

>> No.21594658

why do you hate faggots when you are pedo, /lit/?

>> No.21594660

>>21594653
You don't have to respond to the hag, you know. She's not making a good faith argument of any kind, she's just trying to preserve her own SMV by prohibiting access to younger, more attractive females.

>> No.21594665
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Young women are the best. Don't let roasties demoralize you and tell you otherwise, /lit/bros. Don't ever go over 25. Might as well date a stripper at that point, equally as used up.

>> No.21594666

>>21594653
John Lennon beat, raped, and killed his underage wife.

>> No.21594694

>>21594666
Sounds like made up schizo shit. Anyway, the song was written by Paul and he had a 17 year old gf at the time.

>> No.21594710

>>21594601
cringe

>> No.21594877

>>21593621
Legal in my country.

>> No.21594889

>>21594877
Eastern Europe? Or 3rd world?

>> No.21594899

>>21594889
>or

>> No.21594903

>>21594889
NTA but AoC is 14 in Italy and Portugal. Lowest in Western Europe.

>> No.21594904

>>21594899
Eastern Europe is high tier lol
You're just not initiated.

>> No.21594953

>>21594904
Said no one but eastern europeans ever lmao
And i say that as soneone that has visited literally every single eastern european country except for the Ukraine. Ever been to bosnia? 30 years later and shit still looks like the bombs dropped last week

>> No.21594958

>>21594953
>the Ukraine
>the
based

>> No.21595073

>>21594391
>Because it's dangerous
Don't do anything that can be understood "dangerous"?

>> No.21595130

>>21593621
Merely interacting with a teenager is not grounds for arrest as far as I know.
>>21593649
Don't think Lolita's in the public domain.

>> No.21595139

>>21594660
Not her, but I agree you lot are creeps and I'm not particularly anxious about my relative sex appeal, I've had no trouble getting with men if I wanted to.

>> No.21595151

>>21594899
Historically, 'third world' means the countries aligned with neither the US nor the USSR (the latter two being the first and second worlds respectively)

>> No.21595161

>>21595139
What even is this reply? "I could fuck fags if I wanted to!" Okay? Good for you, faggot.

>> No.21595167

>>21595161
...if you think I'm a man you're not paying attention to the context.

>> No.21595170

>>21595167
do the needful

>> No.21595173

>>21595170
What?

>> No.21595175

>you can get arrested for merely talking to someone under 18 in america about ANY subject
And people call me a puritan schizo when i say we live in an insanely oversexualized society and that this is a terrible thing

>> No.21595177

>>21595175
I'm pretty sure OP is paranoid.

>> No.21595191

>>21595167
YWNBAW

>> No.21595193

>>21595173
show bob and vagine

>> No.21595199

>>21593621
>>21594267
>>21594293
>>21594391
>>21594433
Talking to adults online was very beneficial to me. Some were very kind and expanded my world view. I see many opinions like the ones above these days, but given my experience, I don't think I could avoid contact with kids on the internet due to pedophilia concerns. It would be wrong for me not to pay it forward.
I never got into any pedo situations and can't recall any big trouble I got into. There was this gay man in my friend group, and he offered to pay for a gaming PC in exchange for nudes after turning 18. I think a guy did it soon after turning 18 and a guy in his late 20's did it too.
>>21595173
He wants you to post tits.

>> No.21595201

Where were all the rapist adult women when I was a teenager? Fucking hell. I was cute and I needed love! I didn't even get my dick sucked in my teens, can you guys believe that shit? It's fucking pathetic. I wish I was raped by an adult woman with huge tits who taught me all the secrets about sex. I always dreamed about that but that never happened. Now I am about die out because of a terminal illness. It's not fair. God has used me as the butt of His jokes. Fuck. All my years on Earth were just to make Him laugh. It all meant nothing.

>> No.21595241

>>21593621
If cops show up ask for a lawyer and tell the lawyer exactly that. Don't talk with the police they're not your friends even if they'll pretend they are. Since you cut the comms the moment she told you her age you're perfectly safe, but the fags in blue may want to trap you into saying something stupid just to show off that they've caught a dangerous groomer.

>> No.21595247

>>21595241
Is it really like this in burgerland? Or is this just schizo shit?

>> No.21595249

>>21595167
you know the rules...

>> No.21595253

>>21593621
>listen to librivox
>'The Ego and His Own'
>guy reading struggles to suppress laughter at multiple points

Kinda based actually.

>> No.21595254

>>21594710
it's true

>> No.21595270

>>21595247
It's like that everywhere. Ever seen photos of "extremists" caught, with the police releasing photos of tables with books and flags on them arranged into some sort of altar? Particularly popular in the UK, it's almost certainly just them setting it up to make the arrested appear like a nut. Same goes for any kind of leak to the public that they've found cp on suspect's computer - what they mean is that they have found photos or videos where they aren't 100% sure the actress is 18, but said actress may be 24 for all purposes, it's uh ops mistake(admission of which doesn't show up on the headlines though). Iirc if they really want to fuck you up they will consider even non-erotic/pornographic pictures of anime girls to be potentially CP when they do press release

By doing this shit you're making yourself visible as a dude doing good job, opening the doors for promotion.

>> No.21595281

>>21594601
Classic, or at least Russian classic, literature almost always associates age gaps of ten years or more with a tension, despite the fact that they were common in marriage, either they result in the younger woman cheating (see Natasha Rostova who first rejects a proposal because the man is too old, then accepts a later one but the man is dubious she can stick to it because he is in his thirties and she indeed goes for a younger man, see also Anna Karenina) the older man is predatory (crime and Punishment or censored chapter Demons for example) , or the older man feels uneasy because he has more sexual experience than the teen (see Levin), or even if he’s a virgin simply self conscious of it and insecure because of the age gap (see Oblomov).

>> No.21595283

>>21595247
Yes. Lawyers (especially public defenders) pray to god you haven't said shit to the cops before they show up because the pigs are already staging a 10 step scenario about you are more evil than Hitler as soon as the cuffs go on.

https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

>> No.21595313

>>21595193
>>21595249
Last time I did that on a blue board I got banned for three days so no thanks.

>> No.21596340

>>21594293
I said I was 19 years old online since I was 11

>> No.21596537

>>21595313
>femanon
>mentally ill
figures

>> No.21596569

>>21594601
Don't bother, it's viscerally offensive to them.
>>21595281
None of that is classic, it's all decadent nonsense.

>> No.21596645

>>21593621
You're fucking retarded
shit thread

>> No.21596654

>>21595247
>>21595270
>>21595283
i think he's asking if it's likely for random online conversations to be monitored by the feds and the answer is no, they don't have the manpower, op is being a schizo. unless it's somebody pretending to be 14 to bait pedos or you actually send her your dick or something and she reports you then it's unlikely anyone would care. all sorts of skeevy shit happens online, a lot of it with kids, without anybody giving a shit.

>> No.21596674

>>21594618
it's really tragic that i cannot ever have consensual sex because my giant bulging muscles give me power over every woman i meet. i guess i will just have to accept that all the consent i'm getting doesn't count, invalidated by my mighty fists being always there ready to strike. i will just have to commit rape every day and apologize afterwards

>> No.21596860

>>21595199
>Some were very kind and expanded my world view
They could've expanded your asshole instead.

>> No.21596884

What should read for my first librivox attempt /lit/bros? I have a thick Appalachian accent lmao

>> No.21596951

>>21596884
gRapes of Wrath

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>>21594601
>you're sexist and believe that women don't have agency?

>> No.21596998

>>21596860
*should've

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>>21596951
my favorite book!

>> No.21597945

>>21596951
>>21597004
meh i already read it and it's kinda boring imo. what about something rarer and weird.

>> No.21597966

>>21597945
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/67090/pg67090-images.html

>> No.21598231

>>21596537
What are you talking about?

>> No.21599058

>>21594632
>>21594632
>Consent to what, exactly? Sex? There's no sex on the table because sex outside of marriage is wrong, and I'm content to wait until the audiobook voice actress with good taste is of legal age to enter into marriage.

Ok Groomer. The reason why there is a stigma against this is it when it goes wrong in modern liberal conditions it's BAD. Not worth the risk desu.

>> No.21599174

>>21599058
Unpopular opinion: girls SHOULD be groomed for marriage. It unequivocally makes them better wives. Failing to do so produces bad wives. Source: classic literature.

>> No.21599264

>>21599174
Fiction is not a source for claims about real life. At best it's evidence that those authors and their culture thought it was a good idea, not that it actually was.

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>>21593621
OP you did the right thing.

I can also tell you're clawing at your skin wishing she was about six years older. That feeling will go away in time. You probably should download a dating app.