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23331760 No.23331760[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

at this hour, men will cry
their dilators short, they know not why
for in their pants, they feel a nudge
just take some scissors, and snip them off!
and when they're gone, you'll log on reddit
and preach to your friends, that you finally did it!
through much recourse, many moments of shame
to realize your balls are gone, and youll never see them again!
and whilst you sit, trying to piss
in the girls bathroom, as you eat someones fist
just remember, through your toil and shame
that when you get buried, we'll use your real name!