/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71994250
her butthole hair that's so long it's braidable

Do I masturbate, play Onirism, make brunch, or poop before Shiori starts?

Bros I really wish Ina was fat. The thought of sleeping on Ina's pudgy belly while she watches seasonals is a dream I'll never experience.

>>71838135
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2827450/ATTA_Spot_the_Oddities_in_the_Strange_Hotel/
Holos should play this cool game.

>>71773594
>im only 29
Where's your family, ojisan?
Does your wife know you're watching vtubers?
Are you paying off your mortgage?

>>71552677
I've seen enough security camera compilations to know that there's someone living in your crawlspace and eating your cereal.
It's me.

>>71351556
You watch your whore mouth before I make you watch it. Shiren the Wanderer is an amazing game.

Okay but when will we get a holo that only sings denpa?

>>71229145
Here you go brudda
s/3edaab9189/1043598-22

>>71207274
Girls love it when you bully their clitoris with your tornado tongue or dickussy (urethra)

>>71169787
California is fine.

>>71161287
Stop sucking dicks then. I live in Cali too and it's fantastic.

>>71151652
>It's ok if your oshi has smegma
>But if it's smegmachan it's suddenly "gross"
Apologize to smegmachan

>>71135429
Is that why novelites got mad at me when I tried to be like them and say "what's up my shigger?"

>>71052161
I just REALLY like buttholes.
https://litter.catbox.moe/q106gw.jpg

Baja Blast IS disgusting.
I had some literally yesterday and it's terrible.
I understand some of you love it, but keep in mind that the recipe is different on the west coast compared to the east coast.

>>70928490
A gyatt to surpass the Tako's...

None of you would want to date a hikki.
>Oh god it's so hot that she hasn't showered in weeks
>Oh man she doesn't even have a bidet or use wet wipes so she walks around cropdusting everything with the stench of raw ass
>Oh geez you can tell where she's been because everything is stained in her stench
>Oh jesas I can't think of anything hotter than seeing her greasy skin reflect the computer monitor while her matted hair sticks to her neck
>I would literally clean the sweet blood piss and shit from her body using only my tongue
None of you know what you're talking about.

>>70900443
I had half a french bread loaf from Walmart.

>>70879607
>>70879483
boobs are so fucking disgusting
literal tumors

>>70867962
I want Kaela to air-fry my balls with her farts.

I haven't showered in nine days.

>>70764513
I was excited at first but the stuff they've done has been mindnumbing.

>>70731475
8cm is pretty normal.