/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Early!

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

Lia butthole is PINK!
Lia nipples are PINK!

>>74485826
its gonna be 1am wanted to bake before nini

thinking about Lias pink butthole

>>74485886
based and true

last call?

>>74486080
based latinx bros

>>74486080
>Japan stream gay
I liked the pink and yellow color set ngl

>>74486206
next time. it's late i forgor

based on pervious experience today has a great risk of the fire going out. it only goes out after Likers get drunk and celebrate

>>74486364
im eepy

>>74486451
same.
grim

why did they kill madara

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>74486141
can't use that word, lia banned it like she banned homosexuality

>>74486364
i'll keep the fire lit for today

How long is Phase Wars supposed to last

>>74486364
>pervious

>>74486080
>Lia trip
>lia/10
This is a TRUE and HONEST rating!

I miss Lia

Thinking about Lia taking super drugs

>>74486859
Should be the whole weekend.

>>74487269
Now I meant like tomorrows steam. 2 hours?

>>74487306
*no

>>74487306
No clue. 2 hours sounds right, but it might even be longer than that since it's a tournament.

Thinking about Lia's brown butthole.

>>74490366
real

I wish I was Rinmama's toilet

today's stream was just okay

>>74491041
I respect your dumb opinion, even if you're a frogposter.

>>74494285
she's a war criminal...

>>74494592
I'm not a kitten, nor a cat.
I'm not a kitten. Gaooo! (boop!)
I'm not a kitten (boop! boop!), nor a cat.
I'm a war criminal! (boop!)
Let's goooo!
Guys! Guys! Guys!
Guys, take your meds
Boopin' ma nose!
ahhhhh...
Guys! Guys! Guys!
Don-don-don-don't test me.
Don't test me. (wob wob wob wob wob wob)
Hannah Montana! The queen of UWU!
I'm not insane.
Boopin ma nose!
Hannah Montana, the queen of UWU.
Getting the bleep out of here.
aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Look at my crazy face!
I swear!
I have a nose!
I'm not insane
Look at my crazy face!
Waaaarcriiiiiimes!
awa awa
brrrrr~rrr~rrrrrr uwawawayayaya
hahahaha u~hahahaha u~hahahaha u~hahaha (hahaha)
There you go you took your meds! Good job!

>>74493231
Cute bear

I miss Lia

the freaks come out at night

Im awake, but at what cost?

>>74497630
Take these double dollars and run before they get to you

>>74497630
Your life. Sacrifice it for team blaze

Gays out!

Imagine sharing a bed with Lia in a non sexual eay

>>74499249
*way

Imagine all the Dennys Lia will eat if she moves to Japan

>>74490366
What is this

I miss Lia

In a couple hours is Lia friend Rurumi’s last steam as you know her

>>74499465
all the dennys + all the walking up stairs = her gaining a nice firm bubble butt

I wonder if Lia tried out for Marigold while she was in Japan?

>>74499939
Enough of this nonsense.

Lia coming back from Japan as the only Phase still a virgin is the best news of the year!

>>74500860
dyrbi

>>74500988
She's scared of men yeah

>>74501041
worked

>>74500988
I do. The others were shacked up with Sakana

>>74500988
she wears safety shorts

>>74502140
Makes it more cunning tho. It's like touhou girls and drawers.

>>74502140
I wish she’d let me smell them :(

>>74502140
Modest wife material

>>74499547
if you know, you know

>>74503324
So you dont know?

Team Blaze should have drafted Spencer Rattler

>>74503584
yeah, I know

>>74503983
Then why dont you tell those of us who dont?

>>74504048
probably some discord thing

Lia friends the crazy brothers of LA Flights are live again from NYC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CBdVhoxXjY

>>74501323
Lia was staying with her friends who she never explicitly referred to as female and tweeting about the hot guys she saw.

>>74504655
>see a male walking down the street in public
>I BET THEY HAD SEX RIGHT THERE WHORE

>>74499780
here's hoping it shows off her pits

>>74504785
i can help her

>>74504785
gladly~

>>74504655
Lia never says anything explicitly. She referred to Hime as "i met with my friend" and didn't give it up that it was her until chat said they already knew

>>74504666
dressing in kimono is stolen jap valor

>Lia was still awake tweeting an hour ago
her sleep is fucked

[Sad News] Peter hasn't been able to swim in the TWA since being there. It calls his name, but they plane spot for 15 hours and he is too tired

>>74505384
what if she just woke up

>>74504785
Well, It's not really a volunteering...

>>74505555
*TWA Pool

>>74504953
Do you think the reason why she was so vague is because she believes the hatred for Rie /here/ is unironic and we'll turn on her if she was more open about it?

>>74505742
No, it's called Lia has become more private. Likely ever since Flakes tried to stalk her IRL friends.
Lia and Rie know we are fucking around and it is just shitposting. Rie is on our divegrass team no higher honor can be given.

Im not fucking around when I wrote I want Hime suck the soul out of Lia's brown butthole

>>74505921
Fair enough. Guess it felt weird since we already knew they were going to hang out.

reminder that Flakes isn't a stalker, he's just an autist who thought he was closer to Lia than he actually was

>>74501274
Nah I think it'd be best worded if she were scared to be alone with a man. I'm the same way with women, I work in a hotel so naturally I interact with women 24/7 since the workforce is 90% of them and the customers is a bunch of women too. I can interact with them just fine and even shoot the shits with them, but the moment I'm alone with a woman I straight up don't like it and just want to leave. I imagine it's the same way with with her.

>>74506261
If you are Flakes kill yourself.
If not, it's not true at all because when he was caught and bannd he started anti-posting like crazy months ago.

>>74506350
the MeToo movement really made you paranoid huh

>>74506350
has one of the juicy mexican house keeping ladies ever come on to you?

>>74506350
Since you work at a hotel, how often do you guys have someone die in a room?

Flakes was always a bitch nigga.

>>74506779
whats up with the cropping

did I read there is going to be an opening ceremony?

>>74506455
Hell no lol, even though I post on this website my social skills are still decent and I know how to not get myself in a situation like that. I just don't like being alone with women like a normal introvert.
>>74506491
I live in a pretty white state so most of them aren't to mexicans. Also a surprising number of them are lesbians, and I'm not talking about the trendy Zoomer lesbians like some of these women have been married to each other for like 30-40 years.
>>74506561
Very rarely. The last guy who died in the hotel I worked in was like maybe 6-7 years ago? The guy who did it murdered his wife and toddler than himself in one of our rooms. I should know this is before I started working there.

>>74506980
>The guy who did it murdered his wife and toddler than himself in one of our rooms
Liacore

>>74506980
>Very rarely. The last guy who died in the hotel I worked in was like maybe 6-7 years ago? The guy who did it murdered his wife and toddler than himself in one of our rooms. I should know this is before I started working there.

>>74506980
>The guy who did it murdered his wife and toddler than himself

>>74506980
damn that's tragic.
did you discover the bodies or get to see any of it? or was it just word of mouth "yooo did you hear what happened in room 302" with the cops coming in and out.

>>74507185
he clearly said it was before he started working there

>>74507227
oops i guess i got exicted and stopped reading

>>74507270
cute retard

>>74507185
Wasn't working at at this hotel yet but the guy used a shotgun so the cops were called ASAP and none of the house cleaners saw the mess he made but they did see the aftermath and nobody wanted to clean that up and the hotel had to hire some guys who specialize in that stuff to deal with it.

>>74507325
damn

I dont like being around girls because they are yucky.

Lia friend Rurumi is live. Last stream before redebut


https://www.twitch.tv/rurumi

>>74504666
Lia with the smoogi blanket is CUTE

>>74508207
im gonna miss her bgm

>rurumi has almost been around for 2-years

New Lia boy just dropped

>>74509050
qrd?

>>74509050
shes so fucking weird

>>74509085

>>74509193
I want Nova to breastfeeed Lia

>>74509193
nice pfp

>>74509050
For once it's not a blue man but I don't know if this is what I would consider and Improvement. She's so fucking still.

morning lads did I miss anything

>>74509555
*cute
Not a morning person

[Scary Thought] what if new Rurumi isn't flat

Honestly Lia should drink 5 coke highballs before Phase Wars starts

>>74509790
Woomy would NEVER

someone ask Rurumi if she farts with that ass

>>74509980
I don't think any of us have a twitch account

>>74510013
I stand corrected

how does lia cope knowing detective conan > fnaf

>>74510148
Freddy would kick that kids ass

>>74510148
by hiding in an Akihabara bathroom crying

>>74510573
I would fill the jar with mayo

>>74506261
>>74506430
turns out he might have what Rushia has

>>74510640
this nigga selfposting

>>74510640
a husband?

>>74510638
I would just open the jar every once in awhile to get a whiff of that denpa stank

>>74510864
>put rurumi in a jar
>want her to hotbox it with her stink
>open it to smell
>realize you forgot to poke air holes in the lid
>she dead

>>74510993
FUCK, I KILLED MY FUCKING DOG

>>74510749
Yeah, he got saved from being a NEET in his moms basement and then started riding the cock carousel. Sad stuff.

soul brothers trying to steal a plane

Turning her back on Flakes was just another step on her ongoing war against her own fanbase. Only paypigs need apply.

>>74510993
based

>>74511392
Nah, it was a mistake to let Flakes get as close as be did. She simply matured and realized where to draw the line.

>>74511217
what is their damn problem?

>>74511562
I think every single content creator goes through this. Most fan bases can be normal and not cross certain boundaries but there's always that one freak who takes advantage of that kindness and ruins it for everybody. Sucks but that's life in the big city.

>>74511678
Some men just wants to keep all the planes to themselves.

will she wake up in time

imagine how terrible Air India smells on the inside.

>offkia 1 month away
>lia still not announced

>>74505214
Lia is more Japanese than you

>>74511969
Exactly how you imagine how it does

>offkai 1 month away
>liker orgy still not announced

>>74512037
>offkia

I knew an Indian girl once. she was cute and smelled like honey.

>>74495185

>>74512511
I have never seen a cute indian woman in my life so I don't believe you

>>74512511
Did she have any cow plushies

>>74512592
cute cat, shame she had to be put down

>>74512658
there are plenty of cute indog girls

I'm an empath, I feel it in my butt

>>74512901
prove it

>>74512967

I miss Lia

is all they have jetblue in new york?

Any of you niggas got a soul yippee? Like a cool and groovy guy

>>74513523
the best i can do

>>74513523

>>74513523
how about 1960 greaser? just off by 1 decade.

>>74513523
how has Yippie the Hippie not been made yet

[Phase Trading Card Game News] https://mailchi.mp/japanimegames/oshipush

I guess if you signup for their mailing list or some shit, you enter a raffle to win a free booster box.

>>74513826
I just want the Lia ones and hope it gets popular enough for people to bother reselling cards

>>74513579
You’re all soul brother

>>74513523

>>74513869
I am interested to see how it does. Japanime Games is legit.
They signed on to do it when Phase was smaller so they probably have lower expectations, but if it releases at the right time and is shilled right, it could be a little bit of a hit.

>>74514426
I don't think anyone will play the actual game but autists will buy the fuck out the card packs trying to get every version of their oshi

>>74514426
i just wonder how well it has to do in order for them to keep supporting it so other gens get added.

If Lia oversleeps, will she be fired?

>>74512778
i caved and started watching her corpse

>>74515030
Lia doesn't oversleep. hime does

>>74515030
no she'll just make it someone else's fault

>>74515312
get out my thread hime

I wonder if AI anon will gen Lia doing things with Lolia.
One could dream.

>>74515482
AI anon hasn't posted any new gens in awhile :(

>>74515616
Hes DEAD

>>74515655
more likely he just got bored and stopped

saw this and thought of our managerposter

>>74515098
does new yuri brap anymore?

>>74515616
>>74515655
Did they ever post the settings for the gens at any point? I can't remember if he did.

>>74515861
i'm going to start replying to manager posters with beat it kid

last i heard he was working on rinmama. or maybe that was /vtai/

>>74516040
he posted catbox links and I think there is a way to get the settings out of that but i'm not an AI guy so I don't know for sure. I don't have the rig or the patience for gening

>>74516085
did anything ever come out of that other than the 3 initial images? it looked like they were cooking

>>74516296
idk go ask they wont bite. if you compliment their rinmama's they might feel appreciated and cook more.

>>74516358
I don't like going into generals I don't know anything about. makes me feel like a retarded newfag

>>74516411
they won't know it's you. you're just an anon.
be a big boy. if lia can be a big girl and navigate tokyo by herself, that should inspire you to step out of your comfort zone too

>>74516532
Lia wasn't by herself

>>74516585
did you not watch the stream yesterday? there were 2 days she was by herself.

>>74516532
if they made more they would have posted it here for those sweet (you)s

im bored

>>74516868
2 hours till Lia

>>74516619
She did cry in a bathroom but she got the hang of it eventually. I'm sure Anon can handle going into another General thread.
>>74516824
Probably, but someone going out of their way to ask for more could inspire more AI art to be made. The worst they could say is fuck off

does there really need to be 15 povs? why not have each team be 1 pov like a 5 girl collab?

>>74517007
i'm glad theres that many POVs cuz that means I get the only important POV. Lia

EXTRA FUCKING EXTRA LADS

[Stream Confirmed] https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1783920051340583067

>>74517113
>>74517119
>already awake
Lia is literally gonna be CEO Erick Hayden IE loaded up on a Monster, Redbull, Coffee, and a huge handful of Niacin

are any of you actually playing today

>>74517365
nope

>>74517365
I am, but they assigned me to another talent. not particularly happy about it but whatever. I fight for Lia.

>>74517365
IM A FUCKING SOLIDER

https://youtu.be/I82BPA5QAaQ?t=54

>>74517428
Did you ask the mods if you can switch? It might be too late now but I got to switch spots to go on Lia’s team

>>74517365
we already won the war in benuldies vs./pcg/

I keep getting recommended readings of old tumblr posts in my youtube shorts. I blame Lia. they aren't even funny mentally ill things either they're all super fucking lame

>>74517835
reminder this dude is serving 14 years for raping elderly women.

>>74517365
i'm a /vt/ only liker

>>74518263
based hag enjoyer

>>74518263
what the fuck

...so what do they do if each day is a different team winner and there is a 3 way tie?

>>74518518
the girls have to wrestle in a big tub of pudding to break the tie

>>74518518
Whichever team has the most white girls is declared the winner

>>74518738
Blaze SWEEP

>>74518518
the last phase wars the jp and kanpainiki teams were sweeping so hard they ended up making the final game worth like double the points. I imagine the same thing is gonna happen again with bullshit put in at the last second

>>74519265
>Blaze is the only team made up entirely of non JPs
We are doing the job aren’t we?

>>74519196
blaze only has 1 white girl though, spiral has 2

>>74519334
blaze has two unless you don't count lumi

>>74519355
Lumi is the only one albeit

>>74519334
Blaze has Lia and Lumi.
No other team has 2

>>74519374
50% japanese, 50% peurto rican, 100% white

>>74519421
Lia's not white firstly, and secondly Spiral has Panko and Pippa
>>74519424
yeah on planet cope

>>74519459
Lia is a white valley girl.
Panko is Italian they’re not white

>>74519459
Lia isn't white but panko is? brother what are you smoking

>>74519512
>>74519526
>Half japanese half puerto ricans are white
>but italians arent
delusional

>>74519562
this is a two way street pal. if italians are white Lia is white. you don't get to have your cake and eat it too

>>74519562
Cope
Lia is white as snow and is the only Phase girl who can’t speak another language besides English.

>>74519665
Lia can kinda sorta speak japanese a little bit, be nice

>>74519607
in what world are japs and puerto ricans genetically comparable to Italians? Japan and puerto rico aren't even part of Europe
>>74519665
>Lia is white as snow
so is Rie, is she white?
>he only Phase girl who can’t speak another language besides English
Lia can speak some Japanese and her skills will improve when she moves there

>>74519770
Lia is white. i've seen pankos hands. she's white too. I don't care whatever brown butthole cope your smoking

>>74519770
Rie is a horrifying mix of Chinese Australian
Lia is a white girl from the Valley.

>>74519816
so is Rie white as well? Wemi has pale hands too, as well as Uruka and Shiina, are they all white?
>>74519947
Lia's not a white girl and being from the valley doesn't magically make you white, I'm sure theres some blacks that live in the valley and they dont magically become white due to their residency

are we being raided? Lia is the white princess of phase. Since day 1.

>>74520130
Pippa has always been the white girl of Phase, though I wouldn't exactly call her a princess.

>>74519998
Lia acts like a white girl, Lia looks like a white girl, if Lia didn't tell you she was mystery meat you'd think she was a normal white girl. she's a white american princess
>>74520130
bitos as always

>>74520197
That’s the difference. Lia is the white princess. Pippa is the white trash.

>>74520201
Lia does not look like a white girl at all
>>74520236
Lia is a Puerto Rican princess

>>74520263
she literally does. you are a retard

>>74520263
Reps

>>74520281
>>74520291
cope, she looks like mystery meat

>>74520342
Get ready for steam, Lia

can we go one day without bitos coming in here and trying to put Lia down and bring hime up? it's deplorable

45 MINUTES TILL WARTIME

Isn’t there a Lia today?

>>74520608
there is a Lia soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TQ8qYSFsok

They should play Mario kart instead

>>74521461
honestly, i think garfkart would've been a better pick than some of these games

THIRTY MINUTES

i swear i read they were doing an opening ceremony with muumi singing the national anthem

>>74521565
whose national anthem would she sing?

>>74521617
the phase anthem

>>74521617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

the commentators are live if you need something to watch until Lia goes live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCGz_MZAys

JP must be suffering

>>74521663
>Watching the YouTube ads with this music playing
lol

I guess I will post here today

>>74521617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXFXXeoC4k0

15 MINUTES TEAM BLAZE
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

>>74522251

>>74522251

>>74522251

>>74522251

>>74522251
OH HELL YEAH

>>74522251

>>74522251
Repping Da Michi tonight. Good luck faggots
Me taped to the ceiling btw

>>74522251

>>74522251

>>74522251

Join me in taking a knee during the national anthem before the games begin.

I'd appreciate it if you guys also spread this message to /pcg/ and /pcgqia+/ where other Team Blaze poster may be posting

>>74522752
no, you faggot

>>74522752
Oh look a kneeger

>>74522752
kys

Lia live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TQ8qYSFsok

>Lia went to bed at 8am and woke at 10am

Lia's not gonna make it

what game is this

>>74523441
its in the title brother

>Airi dropped out

>subs are allowed
you just know Lia is planning on calling in sick for the minecraft day. 4d chess.

>>74523508
is this the game Lia played with Ollie, Rie and Saya?

>>74523695
no

>uruka, shiina and lumi want to hide in a corner and camp
>lia is directing her group to kamikaze the middle

[Good News] Lia's not gay

Lia doesn't kiss girls, girls kiss her

uhh bros shes onto us

Lia knows what you are

Why is she breaking containment lately

LIA SAW THE BENIS LAST NIGHT AHHHHHH

>>74523870
>he doesn't know

>>74523887
who do you think posted it?

>>74523870
Lia doesn't know what 4chans is.

>>74523870
Lia is overtired and wired. Get ready for kino.

Lia really is on her 3rd coffee

[Good News] Lia took Uruka to her conversion therapist

>Talked about wanting to have passionate lesbian sex with some Archerrino woman
>"I'M NOT GAY"

>She saw my cock
I'm killing myself.

>>74524184
i'm so sorry for reposting it anon, at the very least consider how nice your cock is

>Lia has self censored the last 4 months
>drops her filter for Phase Wars corporate stream
based

Here on Team Blaze we believe in state mandated homosexuality. The prophet, Lia friend Sam Hyde, predicted this would come to pass. It is written, so it shall be done. Inshallah.

lia is cracked

Percentage chance of Lia saying faggot this stream?

>>74524184
Trim your shit, anon.

Lia had super crack today uniroincally

>>74524689
yeah shes tweakin

>>74524623
15%, which is significantly higher than normal.

[Sad News] Lia died

The silver lining is that no one gets the bonus points for killing her.

EUGERKING

EURGER THE GOD!!!!!!

holy fuck he did that shit solo

>Likers win the first divegrass brother wars
>Liker won the first battle of Phase War II
THE LIKER MARCHES ON

any bake

>3% of Likers are female
it's over we have to find them and get rid of them

>pizz on blizz
blazebros our response?!

>>74525073
Euger won that, single handedly. he's like that viking at stanford bridge who held back a whole army for hours

>>74525324
>it is statistically possible that one of them has posted in these threads despite the rule

>>74525375
The one that got stabbed in the balls and died?

>>74525408
they had no choice but to stab him in the balls because the rest of him was made of steel. they couldn't get Eugers balls cuz they SUCK

airi very quiet

>>74525497
Airi's not there

>>74525471
they couldn't get Eugers balls cuz they were lodged in my throat

why is Yuu there? what team is she on

The sole femanon of this thread could be any of us

>>74523870
What did she say?

>>74525598
pretty sure yuu subbed in for jerry

>>74525395
Bro this thread is like 40% female

>>74525639
That we rate each other's penises.

>>74525751
manager is the only woman here and she gets a pass

>>74525844
Statistically there are probably 2 other women here

>>74525902
then they should READ THE FUCKING SIGN

>>74525902
without the IP counter, we don't have an accurate sample number to say that

>>74525966
this thread has about an avg 64 ips as tracked by 6 months of data

>>74525902
2 too many

>>74525783
Well it's true

[Lia News] she went to mass on christmas

Uruka and Lia are both going to SUPER HELL

>>74526268
it was latin mass btw

>>74526311
aren't all catholic masses in latin? isn't that the whole point?

[Lia news] She and Uruka are going to Hell on their next vacation.

>>74526338
no they're not, you need tradcathanon to redpill you on novus ordo

>>74526338
not since like to sixties

>>74526311
You mean a latinx mass

>Lia's nose is bleeding
is she snorting coke

Lia uniroincally is on super crack. she hasn't been this manic in months

>>74526399
you've never done coke

>>74526441
yeah I'm not a druggie nigger like you luckily

>>74526338
They had Vatican II at which point they decided the point of being a catholic was to promote whatever happened to be on TV at the moment. In the interest of doing that, they now communicate exclusively in whatever language happens to be on the television at the time. If African broadcast pirates took over and aired something in Swahili, the priests wouldn't miss a beat in conforming their religion to their true God, the television.

that was a Resvovoir Dogs set up

>>74526398
She's just turnt on from seeing liker cock

>>74526398
shes running on 2 hours of sleep

but whos gonna bake

new
>>74527012
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