/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

catch

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>>75402063
Prove it

>>75402271

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

PIPPA LOVE

>>75402271

Fuck anyone got the Pippa onions pic?

Why is Pippa watching retard Mike instead of people that actually know their shit?

Pippa: Here's why candy is still good for you

Pipkiss

>>75402271

Does Pippa seriously chug half and half. I put a tiny bit in my coffee in the morning and that's it

>>75402299
lmao this is what pippa uses for milk

>>75402398
She only watches popular influencers

>>75402466
She said she uses it as a substitute for milk when cooking

>>75402271

>>75402295
Why did you buy the boring black SCAR instead of the cool 50 shades of tan version?

Every Pippa stream be like

>>75402295
>LTT
Ah, a man with taste.
>FN 17
Jesus, you definitely paid for that one.

>>75402473
She didn't say she uses fat free half & half, the stuff you get at the store is literally just cream mixed with milk.

>>75402569
Well she's the biggest Liver in Phase by far. What does that say about /pcg?

>>75402295
I am not showing you anything fed.
I mostly have handguns but I want an AR-10 soonish
>>75402565
This you should have gone tan.

>>75402398
Because she thinks Popular = More Correct.

>>75402473
>2g sugar per 30ml

>>75402473
Where did you get that label? I went and checked my H&H in the fridge and it's literally 3 ingredients
>Milk
>Cream
>Contains 1% Sodium Diphospahte
And mine has half the sugar yours does.

don't eat me please

>>75402398
I don't know but I agree the guy is a retard.

>>75402698
google but i found your one on kroger's website after >>75402599

>>75402711

>>75402698
Are you in the US?

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>75402801
Actually I get mine at WinCo but close enough

>>75402849
Yes

>>75402647
>>75402513
>>75402787
The guys says some true things (like fish good), but he also has retard moments and is a dishonest debater. There are superior alternatives if you want nutrition advice in video format.

>>75402398
He's popular.

>>75402711
Need those thicc omega-3s

Fiber. Like, the fibers making up the item. The substance of the fruit. The stuff they throw away when they juice it. Pippa, you dingbat.

>>75402115
can't wait for kirsche to slam into PC

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 6

>>75402935
I love my retarded sister-wife

Rise
Chicken

Here is your perfect diet now close the stream.

>>75402565
50 shades of FDE is overblown. Also the store had to backorder it anyway, so I flopped out my fat fucking wallet and bought the black one outright
>>75402582
$2800ish in total. It's the NRCH version.
>>75402635
I'm so polar opposite of a fed I'm insulted you compared me to one, shit for brains

>>75402994
>Rise

>>75402886
Fish is god tier, especially Salmon. Right up there with the other god tier foods like garlic and onion.

>>75403024
>hawaiian shirt
So are you a gay guy or a big fat party animal?

I HATE Yumu

>>75402711
Don't worry it's not Lent

>>75402994
Actually it's chickie broccie

>>75403024
Be insulted I just don't like posting my shit online.

>>75402935
But why not just eat a fiber bar with orange juice

>>75402935
She so fucking stupid I love her dearly.

That guy went form giving knowledge of what we know fucked up people into appeal to authority without any justification whatsoever
Harvard were the ones pushing sugar over fat btw

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE RIMWORLD
RATE THE XCOM
RATE THE STREAM

I did Keto for a good like 3-4 months. I lost weight but having no energy after working out kinda sucked for when I had to work.

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

>>75403024
Has FN fixed the problem with the SCAR17 shaking optics apart?

>>75403024
I understand what you're putting down with that outfit.

How much was the vortex? I run a red dot and magnifier myself

SLAMKIN SLAMPA SOON

>>75403102
ask yourself: what's more likely itt?

>>75403305
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>75403305
She's hungry tonight, bros.

>>75403305

>>75403049
I used to eat pink salmon and mackerel out of the can for dinner all the time growing up.

>>75403225
backready the thread and find my posts over the course of 9 hours off and on

Pippa's stinking keto pits

>>75403305
....would

>>75403225
10/10

I ____

I hope he pays those nurses for being in his video

>>75403373
Doesn't keto give you rancid farts?

[pippa news] butter is good

>>75403360
>backready

>>75403471
Depends what you eat

>>75403225
>RATE THE LOOM
Dum Star was quite the l00m TARD today/l00m
>RATE THE ZATSU
Going silly places sometimes but mostly nominal/l00000m
>RATE THE RIMWORLD
Something to pass the time on/10
>RATE THE XCOM
The Real Star of the day and it was GREAT as always/9001
>RATE THE STREAM
Great XCOM Stream/l9001m

>>75403471
legumes do

>>75403491
Real butter is actually good for you.

>>75403499
what the hell is that thing

>>75403225
Rim joke/10
Long and really fun/10

>>75403024
I like the gun but since it's overpriced already I would just wait for the backorder for the cool color scheme. I still like all the FN stuff I own/owned so I'm glad you enjoy it.

>>75402271

Remember kids fatphobia is based.

I just spent over $300AUD on Erina merch.

I fuckin love stinky pussies, which phaser should I watch?

>>75403225

>>75403102
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Investigator
I get out of bed at half past ten, and phone a friend. Pick up the news about the sun and the working day has just begun.
>>75403150
4chan has been stripping exif date for about a decade dude. Long as you're not an idiot and know basic opsec, you can't be doxxed.
>>75403252
Yes actually, to an extent. The NRCH has less reciprocating mass to begin with so the forces enacted upon the upper receiver isn't as intense. That and manufacturer's worth their weight beefed up newer optics to not have this be an issue outside of a few rare cases like Brassfags killing a VCOG
>>75403274
$480ish, picked it up on sale.
>>75403541
I just don't like the harlequin pattern of various fde shades since no one in FN's supply chain knows what FDE really is

>>75403225
If her voice isn't in the background during my every waking hour my brain starts to short-circuit/10

Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.

>>75403471
Keto itself isn't really responsible for that. The insane increase of protein causes your gut flora that thrives on this food to undergo an insane population boom. The common feature of this bacteria is that they're inefficient at metabolising complex foods, so as a byproduct of their eating they release gas. More bacteria = more gas and a higher concentration of their particular gas. If you could control the bacterial population then this wouldn't be a problem. Someone who has been in keto for a long time would eventually develop a more balanced gut flora and this would become less of a problem.

>>75403660
how stinky?

I miss pico

>>75403225
i half tuned out on rimworld because i don't know shit about that game but it was nice having her there all day/10

>>75403225
kinky sexy blond menhera out of 10 hope she buys her mixer that she wants

>>75403528
It is still calorie dense, but that also means it's nutrient dense.

>>75403781

fruits vary in sugar and what else they have in them. the major sugar fruits are grapes, figs, apples, etc. (these are your "candy" fruits) cherries and plums are actually high on the list, but you'd need to eat A LOT more than you think for it to be an issue. you could argue against bananas or watermelon or similar things, but you can eat your fill of most fruits and never have problems.

berries are literally free. love me oranges. love me starfruit. there is literally nothing wrong with eating fruit.

Does she actually buy those packaged apple slices?

The number of times I have heard someone say that ultra-pasturized almond milk lasts longer only to have them point at the shelf stable date on the carton and not realize the actual contents are good for a week once the seal is broken...

>>75403855
Fruits and veggies are disgusting.

Why does Pippa being an avid apple eater make sense in some unknown but easily understood way?

>>75403855
unless you are on keto
then it is one banana an hour before working out and maybe some milk if you are lucky

None of this really matters as long as you don't stuff yourself like a fat fuck.

>>75403781

>>75403688
I see you didn't opt for the crown and cut for the barrel. Any reason why, or just wasn't available at the time?

>>75403753
Like an open air fish market desu

>>75403855
I feel like a million bucks after eating blueberries, that means they're good for me

>>75403688
>no one in FN's supply chain knows what FDE really is
That's the best part. What makes the FDE on the SCAR cool is that nothing matches. FDE on everything else is too uniform and perfect. The mismatched homologation of every different possible color of brown somehow makes it look completely unique.

I have a FiveSeven in FDE and I think it looks better than the generic black one but it's not the same as the rifle.

>>75403855
The sugars in fruits are not the same as refined sugars in candy. They are caught in the fibers of the plant and your body does not absorb them all, but rather poops a lot of them out.

i like strawberries

Since we're pretending to be nutritian experts tonight what did you eat for dinner? Yes the broiler burned the porkchop breading a little bit.

>>75402135

>>75403954
Pippa

>>75403688
That makes sense about the optics, thanks. I looked into one years ago and decided to put together a DPMS pattern AR-10 instead.

>>75404051
Shredded chicken with feta cheese

>>75403954
unwashed stinky, sticky stinky or hag death stentch?

Youtube is really bad without 2x

>>75403923
She watched too much mlp

>>75403909
storebought fruits and veggies are disgusting. they use bad varieties (selected for looks) and they're all old as fuck when you get them. the flavor is usually completely gone by the time you eat them, and the texture can be really questionable. this is a logistical problem, fresh ripe fruits are really enjoyable.

>>75404051
I had gnocchi

>>75404130
zoomer moment

>>75404051
Texas chili.

>>75403942
LTT didn't offer it on their complete guns at the time. At least I got all the work done that I paid for, there's an anon in /hg/ on k that received the most half assed PX4 slide job ever. Apparently the cerakote company they used didn't do any work for a few weeks, caused backlog beyond their stated lead times, and as soon as LTT got the painted guns/slides, they rushed to complete them. LOTS of mistakes
>>75404090
DPMS pattern best AR-10 pattern. My gf has a complete one from a small company called F4 Defense and that thing rocks

>>75404130
If you feel compelled to watch something at 2x speed, whatever you're watching is not worth watching.

>>75404051

>>75404051
I am about to eat 10 chicken thighs out of the oven.

>>75404148
Frozen are better if you can't get fresh

>>75403923
The Great Depression. She is a starving grandma.

>>75404051
that's a very thick rope of balsamic. do you like thick ropes?

>>75404051
Hotdogs, four of em.

>>75404148
>selected for looks

And for longer shelf life, which is why they taste so bland. The good shit goes bad like a day after picking it.

>>75404199
what a chad

>>75404051
chicken, brussel sprouts, and mashed potatoes

>>75404051
Borgar

>>75404051
I made something called lasagna soup. It's basically all the same ingredients but cooked like a stew.

>>75404051
Rose tteokbokki. Had rice cakes, fishcake, glass noodles, lil sausages, garlic crisps and mozzarella washed down with a soda.
Had to be at least 1600 - 1700 calories

>>75403471
red meat giving you cancer was debunked so long ago that I don't understand where people are still hearing that

How many accessories/pngs does Eimi have for her model

>>75404051
Fried eggs, fried salami, toasted sourdough and honey and a lemon batanga again. My tequila... gone...

>>75404051
4 strips of microwaved bacon and a microwaved baked potato.

>>75402398
there's no hope, there's people in this thread who think fasting is science!

>>75404372
They are thinking shit that is processed and has nitrates.

>>75404199
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person I'd say

>>75402295
at least you have good taste in music, mass of the fermenting dregs is based

>>75404197
Most content is best consumed sped up, because people are slow talkers. If you're listening to something more dense then yes, 1.25-1.5 can be better

I actually went on a deep dive for an autism diet before lol there's some studies on it

why did no one tell me hampster is on

>>75404387
At this rate she probably has a folder of 10s of gigabytes of them.

>>75404267
Balsamic? Thats a bagged garden salad with no dressing.

>>75404320
Looks good af

>>75404481
Cause nobody gives a fuck. Pippa is on.

Every person who says to cut carbs entirely, I feel an instinctive need to spit on. I'm Italian, we eat pasta in some form every day even if it's just a small portion.

Pippa ignored my supa...

>>75404051
Pizza ice cream

>>75403531

>>75404187
Yikes. Glad I got mine before that bullshit happened. Runs like a champ.

>>75404267
That's red cabbage

>>75404051
Turkey sausage with red potatoes and collared greens on the side.

>>75404546
what the frick

>>75404541
>Pippa you missed my supa!!!
Most annoying shit.

I only eat one meal a day, and work out about 20 to 30 minutes every other week day. I’ve lost 30 pounds in about 3 months, and started to gain muscle mass everywhere. I no longer have extreme stomach pains, feel happier, and feel more confident and unafraid. I genuinely think Pippa and these nutrition Redditors are overthinking things. Hopefully you guys find your sweets spot of lifestyle too. I can eat what I want, still he healthy, and I’m so happy I haven’t had to give up what I like.

>>75404410
it is not science, but fasting is healthy and you would have done so naturally before agriculture

>>75404541
congratulations she now owes you sex

>>75404541
She'll probably read it at end of stream.

>>75404294
This is the fundamental problem. Logistics can't be avoided. If your city don't have any nearby fruit farms, pretty much only subpar flavor is possible (or frozen)

Jesus christ that dude that just showed up in the video is a real life diggy diggy hole dwarf. He's wider than he is tall.

What's one of your go-to healthy meals, /pcg/? Mine's gumbo, but it's too bad I'll have to wait a few months to make it again

>>75404528
Keto just felt bad for me. Fasting is good enough IMO

>>75404553
Same. Now I invoke the age old adage of "I got mine, fuck you" lmao

>>75404658
This is pissing me off

>>75404552

JWU how was the content warning Collab?
What's Pippa do—
>Nutrition react slop
I guess it beats AITA.
The answer is no BTW. It helps but it doesn't cure it. That's like trying to cure epilepsy with fresh air and well water.

>>75404372
I think its the diet the cow is fed and its treatment (shots, meds, lifestyle, etc) prior to your consumption that causes the meat to be good or bad for you. Its been years since I read about it but I know its out there. Something about chickens raised in warehouses caused their meat to be less nutritious. They mentioned beef, swine, tuna, etc as well. It might have been a faux advertizement for free range (bullshit) but it made practical sense when I read it.

Honestly, Pippa should send me her stool every month

>>75404618
>he's against agriculture...
not gonna make it

>>75404677
Mine? 5 gal of milk every day

>>75404604
Based OMAD enjoyer. Fasting is so much easier than eating like Weight Watchers.

eimi does fashion police in supermarket simulator

thoughts on lisa

>>75404679
tbf, pasta also contains protein, it's not just carbs

>>75404781
weed

>>75404528
sad day

>>75404541
She hates you specifically

>>75404730
Just put her in the pippa squisher.

>>75404414
this
which is why the cancermeat position is a massive overstatement at best or outright dishonest at worst

I had to burn through all of my free daily credits on 2 accounts to get this result.

Here's the lyrics in case they aren't clear.

Beware the wrath of the blazing star
Pico the dog girl streaming from afar
With fiery eyes
She's brighter than the sun
Her streams burn with passion
A battle won

Radiant Pico
The brightest flame
Trusting in her plan
She'll rise to fame
Through darkness and light
She'll outlast us all
Her blinding streams will ignite
The Picofam

She's a beacon of light in the streaming sphere
A warrior princess with a heart sincere
Pico shines with a destiny so grand
80 years of streaming
Forever she'll stand

Radiant Pico
The brightest flame
Trusting in her plan
She'll rise to fame
Through darkness and light
She'll outlast us all
Her blinding streams will ignite
The Picofam

I AM DOG

>>75404677
Healthy?

>>75404677
steak and kimchi

>>75404781
handjobs

>>75404658
would

Pippa: "Is spice OK?"

lazy cope

>>75404781
Delicate mating press

>>75404859
I had a bag of softboiled eggs at all times when on Keto. God damn those are good.

>>75404876
meant to quote >>75404781

>>75404781
DUDE

>>75404677
black people

>>75404677
chickpeas with salt and pepper

You assume someone actually made cookies when they said they made cookies right? I've never had anyone tell me that they made cookies and meant that they threw the shitty premade cookie dough onto a tray and baked it instead of just eating it raw.

>>75404808
pasta is not sandwiches. I mean we love bread too but generally a meal is
>little bit of pasta
>little bit of meat
>larger portion of vegetables and salad
And we're one of the slimmest countries in Europe in terms of obesity, so we must be doing something right.

>>75404658
as always cooks and their disgusting forearm tattoos

>>75404806
>>75404864
>>75404936
>>75404876
……….

>>75404677
Pork or chicken fajitas with a shedload of bell pepper & onion + garlic & peas

>>75404677
Maryland crab soup. Its basically just tomato veggie soup with old bay and crab meat.

>>75404849
Hood queen P-K.O.

White rice isn't bad god damn it.

Why are americans unable to distinguish between refined and unrefined carbs? Wonder bread and brown rice are not the same thing.

>>75404968
Yeah, I don't know what she's talking about. I've always made my cookies from scratch.

>white rice is bad
All of Asia are skinny as fuck compare to lardmerican

>>75404961
Have you seen what they eat? They're far from healthy.

>>75404969
so do greeks and they're the one of the fattest

>>75404754
I love agriculture, but my species has not evolved while agriculture was a thing, for the most part at least

>>75405010
If you're not displaying scumbag energy, why did you even become a chef?

>>75404604
Congrats on the progress, anon! I found a nice groove during pandemic while living in studio apartment in Chicago. I would do pushups every time I went to the bathroom. I then mixed it up with squats and situps. Then bought a pullup bar and hung it on the bathroom door frame. After a year, I could do 50 pushups, 10 pullups, 50 situps, 100 squats every day no problem. Instead of just plopping back down in my chair I would do one of those exercises and I would sit back down with a slightly better mood and sense of accomplishment. It had several positive affects.

>>75402135
>>75404060
NOW (Literally right now)
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | LIVE | Investigating the effects of a good diet on depression)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a0i82tgDRk
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JooFt-xlsTg

SOON
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 1h45m | Slideshow about Trip) Moved to tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4eDtZ6ayQ

LATER
Kaminari Clara (09:00UTC | 6h45m | Collab w/ Reina)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j0QWdbY4UY
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 8h45m | Members Only: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Watchalong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezfbmfVpNac
Gram Pico (12:00UTC | 9h45m | ARK, Boss Fights - Streamer Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bcphv-26OI
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 11h45m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Lumi, Rie & Uruka will be recreating and reviewing Girl Dinners on the 13th, submit here: https://forms.gle/Ny57tGtzoSyCGi4J8
>Airi *may* do a second stream
>Pico may guerilla ARK on the streamer server she joined on given any night
>Pico is taking submissions for a zatsu stream about nostalgic memories from when you were a student https://forms.gle/3cdfSbSDntF8AMmN6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa & Michi

>>75405016
Weed

Huwhite pepo don wash dey chickn

>>75404677
Natto and rice.

>>75404968
I forgot those existed. They probably are. Imagine cookies without butter

>>75405083
>has not evolved...
>for the most part at least
contradicting yourself in the same paragraph, impressive

>>75404714
Content warning was fun, excellent chemistry between Wemi and Muyu, both also had very good chemistry with Pako. Absolutely abysmal gameplay

>>75404604
Time for your cheat meal anon!

>>75405016
For handjobs

>>75405175
I would just once, just to say I did.

If you want yeast Pippa just scoop it out from between your legs

White rice removes the vitamins + minerals in brown rice. Rice in asia literally had to have them re-added as supplements because people were getting nutrient deficiencies. Eat whole plant foods.

>>75405175
Cool. What's for lunch?

>>75405016
SHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKOSHIKO

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

https://files.catbox.moe/8rm3q1.mp4

>>75404528
the problem is that here most Americans think of American pasta, which is full of processed stuff; they don't think of natural, homemade pasta with natural ingredients; they just imagine a bunch of stuff full of corn syrup and preservatives that is mircowaveable

>>75405043
That and white bread is mostly hysteria. Grain phytic acid probably worse

>>75404226
definitely, freezing preserves the flavor way better (and the vitamins, allegedly). there's a reason they make fruit concentrate and reconstitute it later as fake fruit juice. fresh fruits actually taste that good when they're really fresh, but as a consumer your only options are tasty sugar slop or old bland produce.

a perfect compromise exists, but you and your neighbors have to grow it yourselves. if you do, it's ideal for both pleasure and nutrition. people like to think their poptarts and hi-C are futuristic pleasure they can't do without, but ook caveman was eating much better.

It's crazy how clueless Pippa is about food

>>75404541
>Giving Pippa money
you played yourself.

>>75404677
>Baked chicken thighs with roasted mushrooms and sauerkraut
>white bean soup
>feta cheese and roasted walnut salad
>stir fry

>>75404677
tuna, avocado and egg salad with a bunch of spices
ground beef with assorted sauces, often curry with just a dash of diced pear

>>75405309

Pippa needs me to cook for her she's too fucking lazy.

Nigger

When is Lumi going to get a 3d model that doesn't make her look like a cheap plastic street whore?

Why is everyone talking about diet? Just don't overeat and have an orange once in a while, it's not hard.

>>75405175
Last step ruined it for me desu.

>>75405270

>>75405415
>not leaving until you finish the eggs

>>75405168
yeah, for the most part
not a contradiction, just an acknowledgment of the relentless and constant process of evolution, maybe a way to shut the pedantic voice at the back of my head

>>75405175
How are you supposed to eat that

>>75404604
I hope Runie continues to play the rest of DMC so these images can always be relevant

looks like Eimi woke up on the wrong side of the bed she's giving cunt energy today

snackers that lemon bitch assumed I was a child then raided me into a boring librarian what did she mean by this

>>75405435
Do you eat 3 meals a day?

Avocado and coconut oil are healthier for you than olive oil

This stream is just making me realize how much better at cooking I am than like, 90% of people. Is Pippa a good representation of just how clueless people most people are about cooking?
I just have no context for not understanding how to cook.

>>75405491
>Today

>>75405315
>American pasta
what... the the only main difference between pasta at american grocery stores is that isn't made from durum wheat. What kind of pasta has corn syrup?

>>75405415
The code.
Hand it over.

I think if Pips were to watch someone cooking from scratch she may look at them like they're a fucking magician

>>75405360
The big thing she's misunderstanding is that most nutritian is about portion sizes.

>>75405010
A lot of chefs are ex-cons, troublemakers when they were teens, or people that in general didn't fit in with the rest of society. At the same time, they're good at their job, you can usually tell how long someone has been in the business by how many tats they have, because they're in the long haul so they might as well never stop getting them since they aren't working any other field.

I never trust a chef who either isn't fat and if he's under 40, doesn't have a tattoo. This isn't an American thing, they're like that here in Europe too.

>>75404051
Leftover chili and mashed potatoes

I don't want to watch Pippa, what should I watch?

Pippa, for the love of god just let me move in with you somewhere. I'll cook food for you and help clean up.

>>75405578
Pippa.

>>75405120
with bleach?

>>75405578
Peeba

>>75405315
I've been to America, they have this in stores, it comes from here in Italy. Sure it's not homemade but it's still fairly high quality for storebought pasta if you can afford it.

>>75405497
No, and I don't care to.

>>75405515
Yeah make sure to mark down today as a possible starting point for her menstrual cycle

Skill issue, Pippa. I make sourdough bread every week for my sammiches. I can post a pic

>>75405578
Mari and hexa

Jesus I knew Pippa was retarded but this is next fucking level...

>>75404775
I see you are a GOMAD chad, but are you also a OMAD chad?

>>75405415
Fishman hired a new girl?

>>75405475
I personally don’t care about relevancy that much. Vergil posting is always great, no matter if your posting about your healthy nutrition, or your fetishes

>>75405491
>she's giving cunt
yeah to me

>>75405578
https://youtu.be/gq5R5iqQB9Y

>>75405514
>Is Pippa a good representation of just how clueless people most people are about cooking?
Unironically yes. She's dumber than the average person on most things but perfectly average about food.

Pippa is so clueless about cooking that I think she would struggle to make boxed mac n' cheese.

>>75398136
>Tenma is afraid of dating men.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So scared that she collabs with Niji males 1x1.

>better firearms discussion on pcg than all of k as of late
what looney world is this

>>75405497
Define "meal"

>>75405514
For millenials and zoomers? Sadly yeah, people like Pippa are common. It's why delivery, fast food, and microwave/frozen meals exploded in popularity after the 90s. The average person under 35 is a retard when it comes to cooking.

>>75405510
yeah, I agree
I just like olive oil and I use butter and coconut oil (mixed) to cook

If it tastes good, spit it out

>>75405751
/k/ is infiltrated af

>>75405578
Shiori

>>75405578
Cilo is on I guess.

>>75405661
underscore en isn't on for like another hour and a half

>>75405739
That's not dating

>>75405751
/k/ is fucked dude. Not a wonderful place anymore...

>>75405578
Phase superfan and Lumi's little sister Miia is on.

>>75405010
It's not a girl of marriable age your sperging is uncalled for and will lead to inedible food. No tats= bland cuisine. Simple as.

>>75405635
ah, yes, but it's more expensive and it is not a ready made meal with a packet of instant cheese to add to it

>>75405514
People just use ubereats and doordash these days

>>75405672
Now, take her mindset about the "effort" a bit of mealprep takes, and understand what she means when she says she plans and preps for streams. She actually thinks spending 30 mins or whatever before stream getting things ready is a lot.

>>75405415
What's the full sauce

Doubt

>>75405510
coconut oil has a shit ton more saturated fat than olive oil...

>>75405739
>collabing=dating
are you retarded

>>75405739
>collabing on stream with a guy behind an avatar is a date
NTA but why do you push your cuck fantasies on normal anons? Keep your kinks to yourself

If you get an instant pot you can make a week worth of meals in less than an hour. There is literally no excuse.

>>75405853
Ok yeah you have to actually cook the pasta...but it's just boiling water with a little salt in it.

>>75405510
yeah but theyre fucking expensive

Pippa watches the worst slop

>>75405867
saturated fat can be good, actually

>>75405867
>fat = bad
Dumbass

>>75405905
Yoink

>>75404677
I tend to do pulled chicken. 6 chicken thighs simmered in store bought chicken stock for an hour and they pull easy.
Then you have a quart of pulled chicken and a really good chicken stock that you can mix and match into anything.

>>75405739

>>75405497
yeah

Remember how back in high school our bullies would catch us in the locker room and then pull our pants down and fuck us raw?

>>75405578
Eimi is on, but well...
>Supermarket Sim
Clara will be here in an hour and a half, be patient

>plant-based meat alternative
>healthy

>>75405429
When are you going to notice that Kaneko Lumi is a vampy femme fatale villain?

>>75405782
>>75405833
I just want a comfy place that isn't long dead boomer forums or arf.com
With level headed knowledgeable individuals in regards to firearms
I didn't expect to find that here

>>75405935
Cooking hort please understand.


The lesson from all this basically COOK your FOOD. Don't get premade slop.

>>75405960
sure, it's not the big evil boogeyman of health it was made out to be but still should be balanced with other fats. Cocunut oil is like 90% saturated fat
>>75405976
retard

>>75405905
edible and blendable

>>75405491
Wasn't she being more of a cunt yesterday? She was straight up unbearable.

>Pippa confused by the concept of salting food

>>75406022
Yes, I remember. I was bullies

SEXO

>>75405661
Slightly related: I was looking at the Pippa+Mari+Chromu collab trilogy all wrong. I wanted to enjoy Pippa getting along with two other slightly weird girls and creating an "A+B+C is greater than the sum" kind of synergy. I was severely wrong. Once I realised the actual gold in this was watching (mentally) Gen X Pippa play the horrified straight man to the dual-zoomer chaotic nonsense of _EN and pissgirl, I learned to see the only enjoyable angle of those awful collabs.

>>75405435
agree

>>75406022
no?

>>75405514
Why would you need to cook? People only do things they need to do.

>>75404546
It's weird that this is a real thing

>>75406022
Did you go to school in SF?

how is her internet this bad

Lumi's v3.0 model is trash. Straight up vshojo titty streamer look

>>75406099
mari is the same age as pippa and much more mature than her

>>75405758
Fuck man, I'M a millenial. I only eat out like, 3-4 times a month at most and cook the rest of the time.
It really feels more like a failure of the parents to tech their kids skills to me.

>>75406092
This woman is beyond saving. No wonder Sakana says any food worth more than $20 is wasted on her...

>>75405985

>>75406099
Not how I saw them

>>75406022
Yes, I was the locker.

>>75406129
How many Italians died from watching this?

>>75405806
>>75405892
>>75405906
>>75406016
>melting down
kek

>>75406022
You good bro?

>>75405491
Tuned in for two minutes and was reminded why I dropped her 2-3 weeks after debut. We have the JPs now so who the fuck cares...

>>75405635
Barilla is fine, yeah. But that's not what Americans eat

>>75406129
abominación I would eat the fuck out of that thing

>>75405938
Costco sell a huge jug of coconut oil for 16.99.

>>75405175
now that's what I call goyslop

>>75405549
>they're like that here in Europe too.
oh, I know! Fuck you guys!

>>75405435
They feed the herd trash monocrops laced with poison. Eating right is your first line of defense against health problems.
Second line, don’t take untested vaccines
Third line, brush your fucking teeth, rabbit.

>>75406224
no we don't

Pippa...

>>75406207

I need to impregnate Pippa and chain her up in our bedroom so she can live a happy life

>>75406197
yeah, it is that kind of energy somehow

>>75405751
Between the jannies lobotomizing the place and floods of actual commies, guntrannies and /r/liberalgunowners, its not a shock that place is a massive shithole now.

>>75406224
Burger here, I eat De Cecco

>>75406158
Yeah but the mentality is the difference. Pippa was unable to alpha-dog Mari so she ended up hiding in her shell while Mari and Chromu talked about zoomer-tier bullshit for 3 episodes. This is just the way I saw it, of course. The only way I could justify wasting that much time waiting for the expected result to appear (and never did).

Cooking for weight loss is a bit of a trap since cooking is hard. It's a whole ass hobby and there's a lot to learn and practice. It's a great idea in theory, but the advice of someone much more skilled and with different tastes won't work out. You should do it anyway because you'll still learn something, but you will have to endure discouragement and failure.

Pippa 3 years ago talked a lot about zoomers being soft and needing to spend time surviving in the wilderness to adjust their mindset lol

>it's that time again
Desire to hug intensifies

>>75405635
La Barilla sa di merda.

>>75405949
I can tell you’re a ham-planet

>>75406224
>that's not what Americans eat
Every supermarket has an entire aisle dedicated to pasta, dude.

>>75406207
cuckpipi

>>75405739
Tenma has no vocal unicorns newfag, nobody cares

SHE NEEEEEDS ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHH

>>75406059
Unfortunately I've come to terms with the fact that online gun shittery is here to stay. While guns aren't on topic for obvious reasons here, I'll always engage with it in the occasion it pops up. Phase connect.

MariMari needs to phase in. I've been watching her since the 5guys thing and she bounced back and has been doing good.

>too lazy to make hello fresh
rumao

so are we retiring that cooking housewife pippa art after this stream or what

>>75405635
All you have to do is look at the ingredients. Durum wheat semolina=good, enriched flour=bad

Again, I'll cook and stuff for you Pippa...

Pippa needs to marry me

Why do you like retarded women?

>>75406151
See >>75406057

>>75406386
She will kick and squirm

>>75406224
I've never seen this. Looks fucking gross. Is it really so hard to boil water for some people?

>>75406480
It's a sexual attraction I can't explain.

>>75406404
Morbidly

>>75406461
She's collabing with phase frenemy Hexa tonight

>>75406470
Everyone with half a brain knew it was a pipedream.

God I wish I had someone to cook for. Please stop Pippa I can't take this.

>>75406367
>>75406099
You should grow up out of your 16 year old mindset pippa literally clicked on a video 20 minutes ago because it had the word idubbz in the title

>>75406159
I'm a millenial too and ate like Pippa for the first couple years after moving out. A lot of frozen nuggies, pizza, mcdonalds... After a couple years of that I felt like garbage and was gaining weight so I started looking up basic recipes for meals I used to like my family would make and started making those. Learned basic seasoning and adapted the recipes from there. Not an expert chef but there a bunch of simple meals I make now and eat out or get frozen stuff far less.

Goddamn I'd cook for you every day.

If your parents didn’t figuratively and/ or literally beat it into you that you are a fucking disgrace to your people if you cannot cook even basic meals, they failed you.

>>75406372
The real trap is the idea that every person in the world is supposed to be perfectly isolationist and skilled at performing all tasks that will sustain a healthy, solitary, lonely life. We're all supposed to work in teams. We're supposed to have spouses and children and other family members nearby. We're supposed to rely on one another.

I fucking hate cooking for myself. It's depressing. But I love cooking for my family.