/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76062057
I love her, but hell no she won't

>>76062057
Yeah, to me

>>76062057
With my superior seeds, yes

>>76062057
that voice of hers would drive her children to off themselves

>>76063005
Yeah, go watch Enna am I right sister, her voice is so soothing

She's very sweet and empathetic. And weird.

>>76062057
I'd make her a good mother

Would you?

She'd be the kind of mother that goes on a tangent at least once about how she milked your dads cock while making (you) out of nowhere one day.
If that's a good or bad thing is up to you, the viewer.

>>76062057
yeah, she breastfeeds me several times a day without fail!

>>76062057
I want Shiori to coddle me, pet my head, say “There, there!” and breastfeed me.

>>76062057
only one way to find out

>>76062057
She's legitimately weird but I think she'd be a better mom than people think. Just a really weird mom. But that doesn't mean bad.
Shiori has one of the sweetest and softest hearts in HoloEN which is already a branch of good girls in general. She can bring herself to tears of empathy with just a thought of other people in real pain or trouble. She'd love her kids.

>>76062057
I think she’d be loving idk. I mean our kid would be at least mildly autistic but it would be fine

>>76062648
Why? Have you seen how she’s been with beeboo in Japan? They’re like the same age but Shiori treats her like a little kid.

>>76062057
Shiori is driving me crazy. One of the most unique girls that hololive hired. She is out of her fucking mind and I absolutely want to RAVAGE her.

>>76062057
Yes, mine.

>>76062057
Why should I care? She's a bug IRL.

Depends on if she's still in a relationship with that drunk abuser

>>76066138
does her breast milk taste of choccy sauce?

>>76066911
probably, from all the BBC

>>76066964
She hates the UK so why would she watch their media?

>>76063146
God imagining her saying that to our kid is pretty fucking hot

>>76066911
Left side milky right side chocoty

>>76062057
No, her daughter/son will die of food poisoning.

>>76062057
Shiori would probably scare me as the thought of being my baby mom, imagine shiori beating the shit out the baby the same way her chink cult member parents did to her? I don't honestly think she's mom material honestly not she would probably go insane having to deal with baby cries and wiping ass everytime.

>>76062057

>>76062057
She would pussy up and engauge in skillful and attentive mothering

>>76062057
I'm an advent clipwatcher and I never see clips of her, how is her personality?

>>76072044
Basically a male in a chubby girly goth body. She's not used to having female friends.

>>76072174
Is she really that chubby when all we saw is her arm? Even then, it didn't look that big.

>>76073582
Who fucking cares. She's still goth and I'd fuck a chubby thicc goth anytime of the week.

if she had a good husband who helped out a lot she'd do fine, she's actually very kind and caring unexpectedly

dont think she'd cope as a single mother though

>>76075214
>she's actually very kind and caring unexpectedly
As much as she tries to deny it because of her upbringing with every woman in her family giving birth to triplets, daily, Shiori's motherly instincts are starting to kick in now

She would probably have sex with her son whilst doing that creepy giggle of hers

>>76075835
I'm that son

>>76062057
not if she's still keeping that drunk wifebeater around to warm her bed

>>76062057
how does she treat her subscribers? how she treats a bunch of manchildren is probably about how she'd treat real children.

>>76075214
>dont think she'd cope as a single mother though
Single mothers always suck.

>>76076432
Their sons cocks because of loneliness

>>76072044
Funny and caring. Her mind can be a bit scattered sometimes. Great control of her model, her streams always look technically great and entertaining.

she's definitly fucking the daughters boyfriend.

>>76079368
yeah me

>>76062057
Hell no, sure Shiori is caring and likes to comfort others but loving your kid is just one part of raising them. She's shit at cooking, a major ditz, and is very autistic. Shiori would make the same mistakes like how her parents did to her.

is she still with that drunk she was crying about on twitter

>>76062057
Yes, she would abort the baby.

>>76081777
QRD?

>>76062057

>>76062057
She'd make a good hole.

>>76062057
No vtuber would be

>>76076432
Speaking from experience?

Shiori Cute

>>76062057
No, she would drown her kids via post partum

>>76062057
No, she can't cook for shit. I mean, just look at the burger she made.

>>76091545
It's fucking RAWWW

>>76081777
>>76082050
that was years ago and she got away from him then, I dunno if she's plapping anyone new though

>>76091545
>tomato in burger
ew

You know that one goth kid in school who was called Crys and you thought it was just her being chuuni until you found out her real name was Chrysanthemum Autumn Moon Wilson? How she was usually completely zoned out in class and eventually fell to remedial courses but you remember that before that, back in early middle school, she would raise her hand at the most random times and say shit like 'wait, theyre birds? I thought penguins were supposed to be dinosaurs' or some shit and then the class would laugh and she would never speak up for the next 3 months? That's the offspring shiori has.

>>76091545
Imagine being Shiori's child and your mom cooks you a raw hamburger for dinner

>>76072044
Cute ADHD dork that loves to talk and skirt just above what’s allowed in holo streams

>>76062057
Hell no

>>76091545
To be honest, all girls of her generation can't fucking cook. It's an achievement by itself that she managed to even produce something that looks like a burger.

>>76063079
Enna would unironically off her children, speaking no needed.

>>76062057

>>76062057
Babies like silly adults

>>76062057
She's the type to microwave your pet gerbal after not believing her third fake pregnancy scare.

>>76101000
The west has fallen…

>>76062057
You have said so.
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>>76079368
Based