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Debut
>I’m majoring in gender studies
>I identify as queer
>we need to get rid of parasocial relations, guys

Less than a week later
>I browse 4chan
>Gawr Gura is my kamioshi
>Actually, I didn’t know what parasocial relationships were, so don’t take my word on that
>*kisses her viewers every morning and night*

So this is the power… of a pickme…

>> No.74948522

>>74948344
who?

>> No.74948616

>>74948522
Poette Evergreen from NEXAS

>> No.74948688

>>74948616
gracias, I need to see this shit for myself

>> No.74948689

>>74948344
>depressed librarian that will change her values for you just for an ounce of your affection
you've peaked my interest

>> No.74948768

>>74948688
>>74948689
I hope you have iPhones

>> No.74948917

>>74948768
i ditched my smartphone for a flipphone rip

>> No.74949100
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74949100

Scrubbed through the debut.

>audio quality was ass
>random ass music in the background coming through a speaker, making the audio quality even more ass
>hate the voice
>what the fuck even is Anilive
>honestly seems like discount Shiorin

Might just be that she's not up my ally, but i don't think it's the "pickme's" homie

>> No.74949107

>>74948768
I do but wtf, is she signed to help promote that app? Says it's in closed alpha on their twitter

>> No.74949343

nice vtubers. cant even watch them even if youre interested kek

>> No.74949554

>>74949100
>novelite
Check out Rixxy, you'd like her. I mean, it's nexass, go there to laugh at them and have fun with anons, but Rixxy would probably be the closest to Shiori. Here are the others:
>Melody
Gura
>Odette
Mumei
>Eslia
Fauna
>Poette
Kronii
>Enaria
Mori
>Kiko
Kiko

>> No.74949722

>>74948344
She really is Aia2.0

>> No.74949805

>>74949107
Basically. She’ll be able to stream on YT in a month, but she still needs to spend 2 hours a day yapping on the app

>> No.74949819

>>74948768
Don't they re-upload streams on YouTube?

>> No.74949864

>>74948344
I am still not convinced that this isn't just another Akio Air in the making. Aren't they all suspiciously only a couple years above 18 at most?

>> No.74949922

>>74949819
Most of them haven’t. Many don’t even have a YT channel, so their shit is lost to the void

>> No.74949952

>>74948616
Why would you name yourself m Pooete Green?

>> No.74949994

>>74949864
>above
oh anon, if only you knew...

>> No.74950005
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74950005

>>74949864
There are three that are almost certainly underage. One of whom is my wife

>> No.74950012

>>74948344
Has anyone on twitch streamed/archived her stuff? Neko only streamed the 3 days debuts.

>> No.74950030

>>74949994
Hence the "suspiciously"

>> No.74950105

>>74948344
Man, that was so funny, right when she mentioned all of that shit, literally all of us in the general went “WTF man, hell no, fuck this shit” KEK

>> No.74950121

>>74948344
>ew get away from me incel, you are so nasty and disg....excuse me someone is knocking at my door
>Miss, we really need this months rent, you are already behind. If you dont pay by the end of the month you will need to leave the apartment.
>ok
>As i was saying, you are so cute, i am your gf tee hee, thank for the donos. You guys want ASMR? Lets do an ASMR stream.

>> No.74950192

>>74950121
>Good girl, where were we

>> No.74950228

>>74948344
The one true menhera.

>> No.74950268

>>74949952
Well first of all, it's Poette. Secondly, you need to stop being such a seething sister.

>> No.74950323

>>74948344
>>74948616
you guys are actually watching this trainwreck?

>> No.74950671

>>74949805
>>74949922
Depressing

>> No.74950683

>>74948344
Reminds me of this one feminist girl in college, like super feminist, wearing "This is what a feminist looks like" shirt, always going to feminist meetings and she talked about it on class, kind of annoying desu and she was kind of bitchy too. She ended up falling for this super trump guy, who would wear his retarded maga hat and shirt always to class. One day im eating my lunch and she is with her friend, sad saying that the Trump guy wouldn't call her back then another day i hear the Trump fag daying he is only with her for sex and doesn't care about her. I dont know why people like that even get together, also cery asshole move by the trumpfag but also the feminist girl was retarded for staying.

What im trying to say sometimes feminist like male attention or something, idk

>> No.74950931

>>74950683
the lady doth protest too much

>> No.74951296

>>74948344
I think she probably expected NEXAS to get the western indie vtweeter tumblrite audience and instead ended up with us, her little crusties. Either that or she's playing some kind of long game corruption fetish shit. I'm not going to hold it too much against her mostly because I need to orally vacuum the piss droplets off her cuntflaps more than I need my next breath.

>> No.74951591

>>74948344
>4chan finds something they consider a lolcow and make fun of them and ironically obsess over
>ironic obsessing turns real obsession and suddenly this obscure le bad thing becomes famous from the support of a large amount of autists who didnt get the joke
Its like the CEO knew exactly how moronic anons are and used it to their advantage, kind of genius when you think about it.

>> No.74951609

I swear, women are retarded. You invite yourself into a hobby filled with lonely impressionable men and expect them not to fall for you? Okay, i can understand not doing mega clingy stuff like Rushia did, but why the fuck would you announce it instead of not doing it in silence? It's like having your first day in the office and saying to your coworker that you are not going to burn this place down. The only response will be "Uhh, okay?". What were people supposed to say to "we need to get rid of parasocial relations, guys"? YASSS QUEEN, SLAY or shit like that?

>> No.74951665

>>74950121
She wishes. She doesn’t even get PAID, since you can’t buy coins on the app yet. It’s all monopoly money you get from daily logins. She’s doing this PURELY for attention

>> No.74951879

>>74951609
Its not weird, this is how all idol stuff has worked since the beginning. You think the ak48 girls like the smelly obsessed otaku that buy 20 copies of their cds to come into? Why do this women join this idol companies, i have no idea, butvits not because they like the fans.

>> No.74951960

>>74951879
You don't need to like them, that's what im saying. Fans know that. Love is part of a kayfabe.

>> No.74951981

>>74948344
I guess since all vtubers end up doing a 180 eventually the pro strat is to just pick one that starts off abhorrently bad and wait for her to 180 to the right direction

>> No.74952609

>>74950012
burgerposting, Tetheraa and Beebs4cc have been restreaming them on twitch post debut they have vods available.

>> No.74958965

>>74950671
Nexas debuted with 27 talents in the first wave so they probably made a deal with the app to help with the costs.

>> No.74960311

>>74948616
>NEXAS
Maybe niji can give them some of that yacht money since they make anycolor look like a well-run business.

>> No.74963424

>>74948344
who?

>> No.74964813

https://www.twitch.tv/beebs4cc
Hey catalog fags, Poette is live now and being restreamed. She calls you guys the crusties.

>> No.74965647

>>74964813
Can you give 1 good reason why I would actually watch this roastie?

>> No.74965859

>>74965647
Because she’s madly in love with (You), and will shift her entire political spectrum just to be with (You)?

>> No.74966200

>>74948344
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

>> No.74966577

>>74948344
I bet those declining subs put a fire under her ass. The chuuba fandom is nothing like the twitter mob

>> No.74966700

>>74966200
>we need to get rid of parasocial relationships
>and start actual relationships MWAH <3
ok I guess

>> No.74966770

>>74951981
The Kronii reversed card

>> No.74968410

>>74948344
Corruption fetish is kinda hot, good for her for learning the ropes in a disposable job, instead after getting in a proper (even small) corpo.
Good luck with the bimbofication, whatever the fanbase is called.

>> No.74969499

>>74964813
I'm watching the restream, she has potential.
Also
>Canadian

>> No.74970611

>>74948344
And? I have been browsing 4chan for about 20 years. It might also surprise you that I don't share the views represented by the dumbest anons. I can see value in a lot of the things that uneducated anons despise without really understanding it.
Nothing that you posted about her seems unusual, contradictory, or pickme at all. This is not the culture wars battlefield you think it is.

>> No.74970677

>>74964813
Can they only stream in vertical on the app? Do they play games or anything?

>> No.74970693

>>74966700
He's not wrong.

>> No.74970887

>>74970677
It only does vertical, it doesn't support anything like video or audio input so they can't play games or even play BGM. They don't even get paid when the viewers spend coins to throw burgers at them. Everything is made up and the points don't matter.

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74971068

>>74970887
what a shitshow

>> No.74971255

>>74964813
>low 2view
Is this a win or a loss in the battle royale?

>> No.74971557

>>74971255
I don't think a restream matters.

>> No.74972126

>>74950323
>>>/vt/brg/

>> No.74974013

>>74948344

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